Futaba is literally the perfect wife for Joker

Futaba is literally the perfect wife for Joker.

*sister

Why not both?

Pretty much

*mother

*daughter

*grandfather

*husband

That's a weird way to spell daughter.

>the adopted daughter of your guardian is also your daughter
It's kinky but let's stay at least a little traditional.

Why is the first post always so right? This exactly what I thought as I was opening this shit thread

t. Sojirocuck

I wanna netflix and chill with Futaba

Ok

That's not how you spell Mishima.

Why can't Futaba and Mishima have cute nerd babies?
Makoto and Ryuji should be together too their personalities would work well together, her making him more mature, him helping her learn to fucking relax.
Yusuke can suicide by police after shooting up his school.
Morgana can be put in a blender.
And Joker can be with Haru, with delicious mistress Ann for weekend getaways.

I want to spoonfeed the little neet

A shitposter and a lurker aren't compatible.

Nobody deserves to be stuck with Mishima

futa futaba when

Haru is the girl with the huge dick user

Either before or after the tentacle doujins are out.

>2 years in her room

How much do you think she masturbated.

both are correct

sister wife is hot

Futaba a cute

Enough to blast strip a Chevy's paint job, at the least

huge forehead you mean

How much time has she invested on /d/ to make her persona a tentacle monster UFO?

Wrong. If you grasped the subtext you'd know that Sae is the perfect wife for Joker.

>Sae is the woman he becomes most intimately connected with in the story, but the only one he can't romance
>Joker likes older women

The game knew Sae makes too much sense.

I got the impression that Sae will more than likely die alone

I want to do naughty things to her.

>joker is a smug fuck who canonically likes cakes
>but his velvet attendants are bipolar lolis

>door canonically is an emo kid with a "whatever" attitude
>but his velvet attendant is a manic pixie dream girl

>yu is bland with only vague character traits
>his velvet attendant is also just kind of bland
>they both look great though

what does it all mean?

If anime was real, Futaba would be my wife.

That's not how you spell Ann

Sorry I just want my peepee inside of her, I don't think I'd handle the meme spouting 24/7 irl

Do people in Sup Forums really want to marry a "gamer girl"?

Ann is one of the bros though, you don't shag with a bro.

Sharing common interests with your spouse isn't a bad thing

>cucking your catbro

Liz fucked off because door fucked her so hard she wants him back.

Margaret has to fuck of and look for Liz do to this.

All this is to problematic for Igor so he picks Lavenza a loli in the hopes that Joker won't fuck her so hard she leaves the velvet room after him.

Then just a play a game of pretend with her.

Wrong. His literal soul mate is right here.

this guy knows what's up

>you don't shag with a bro.

I'd shag Yusuke and so would you.

I don't think I'd ever go outdoors with futaba considering all the autistic stuff she pulls off.
But then again I don't see the problem with a personal gaming cumdump at home.

Yusuke falls into the "my entertaining autistic friend" category, he really should have been romancable.

If she had the same looks as Futaba and had similar traits and history that would make me want to protect that smile, sure.
Too bad literally no such person exists

fuck yes futaba thread

>Go to Haru thread
>Annfags derailing it
>Go to Makoto thread
>Annfags derailing it
>Create Futaba thread
>Annfags derail it

>two Ann posts
>deraling

>Haru thread
Why

I know people like her exist, except they likely wouldn't meet the smol, thin and ginger requirement Futaba sets. You'd need to compromise.

What did she mean by this?

she has a dick and wants a handy from you

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>Nice coffee man lets you live under his roof when everyone else thinks you're a psycho
>Pay him back by cumming inside his surrogate daughteru multiple times

What's she looking at user?

>literally a couple of Annfag posts
>derailing anything
If that's enough to derail your girl's thread, maybe that's a sign she isn't best girl after all.
Makotofags are far more obnoxious anyway.

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nah, it's fine, I'll just kill myself after some developed crippling depression rather than getting tangled with one of those people.

Honestly this. I'm not a fan of her but she fits the sister role quite well regardless and with Sojibro asking you not to cum in his daughter, it just wouldn't feel right betraying him.

I think the perfect wife for Joker is Makoto but that's just me, it's a choose your waifu game so it's all opinions with no canon end anyway

Makoto=Futaba>fivehead>Goro>Yusuke in a dress>Ann

>Yusuke in a dress not above Goro

What the fuck man?

Sister is NOT for sexual.

What about Ryujii and Morgana?

>Goro
>above anyone let alone best boy trapped up

Your image says it all but regardless you should kill yourself to be safe.

>Ryujii
Retards can't legally consent to sex

Goro just has good breakfast taste, i'd eat breakfast with him any time,

Ryuji is top tier bro and Morgana is okay.

wtf I just finished watching that short, how did you know

Makoto is too mary sue for me to have interest in, then again I feel like a navigatorfag since my best girls have been Fuuka/Rise/Futaba.

Well it's a good short and everyone should watch it.
Truth is I am not a gay but it's just how bad An n is that two dudes are more attractive than her.

This thread is lacking in best girl

but you already have Ann

I agree.

She shares a lot in common, both in personality and stuff she enjoys, wih the real life obnoxious gamer girls we hate, and yet, since she's 2D, that makes her perfect.
Can someone tell me why such hypocrisy, and why is it ok weh 2D does it?

GOD TIER:
Marie

HIGH TIER:
Rise
Makoto
Ann
Ai

OK TIER:
Fuuka
Naoto

MEH TIER:
Rest of romanceable girls

lol

>Sae will never peg you
why live

How can Makoto be a mary sue when Futaba is a 15 years old hacker jesus capable of destroying japan?
Do people post with their dicks or they reallu haven't played the game?

Ryuji is such a cheap target.
Guy has a good heart but he's still just a teenager with raging hormones.
Morgana is easily worst bro. I actually don't care for Akechi's smug fucking face either.

Yuuske >>>>> Ryuji > Akechi >>> Morgana

Look at all that shit taste

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I don't think they even know what mary sue means by now.

You be nice to Futaba's onee-san.

That doesn't make sense because Futaba is far more mary sue. The second she's introduced the team obsesses over her, an entire trip is dedicated to her, she has super haxor powers that can do absolutely anything and hack anything despite being younger than the MC and we're told constantly that we'd be fucked without her. By all means dude enjoy her and I hope you do but what you said is pretty out of whack.

Because unlike obnoxious gamer girls we hate she actually knows and is immersed in the culture rather than imitating it.

Futaba is an actual chantard; this is canon.

>Guy has a good heart but he's still just a teenager with raging hormones.
You're talking about social link Ryuji, not actual game one. Easy mistake to make!

>*Tae will never peg you
Fixed that for you. I don't know how you managed to miss the T key by so much, though.

Makoto x Futaba yuri doujins when?

Just to spite you, I'm going to do my absolute best to type with my dick.


,lopm mk,..looop-,

>perfect elder student
>attractive by most japanese standards
>student council president
>uses self-indulgent "queen" nickname
If anyone in P5 was going for the title of mary sue of the game, it's Makoto.

They can take turns pegging me for all I fucking care

>377071386
Here's your (YO-

Ooooh not so fast

Just enjoy being spitroasted by Sae & Tae, best of both worlds

>attractive by most japanese standards
That's literally every girl though

>uses self-indulgent "queen" nickname
Not as bad as Harus random franceabu name

>,lopm mk,..looop-,

user I...

Nips have a thing for natural hair color, and the three other female party members violate that

Futaba's dad must have been strong irish to make her a natural redhead with purple eyes.

I want mommy makoto to wash the smelly neet's pussy with her tongue!

He gets paid for it and he's a complete jerk to you at the start of the game.

I like Sojiro too, but restarting the game is painful when you're used to having a solid friendship with him.

Either way, he directly says he's fine with you and Futaba.

>If it's you, then I guess that'd be alright
>Somehow that's Sojiro asking you not to get with Futaba

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Makoto = Smile Protector?

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>and he's a complete jerk to you at the start of the game.
Hardly. He's gruff, but he still does stuff like make you curry when you're starting school