CALLIE IS MISSING

>CALLIE IS MISSING
CALLIE IS MISSING
>CALLIE IS MISISNG
CALLIE IS MISSING

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER MARIE? WHEN ARE MARIEFAGS GOING TO PAY FOR THEIR SINS?

splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-6

>Got blown the fuck out so hard at the end that she went missing
Lmao

she's getting Octo'd in the illegal porno market to pay her debt to the Yakuza. realistic and typical Jap idol destiny.

She realised she was on the losing side of Splatfest and Popularity so she decided to join the losing side of the war too.

Isn't the story that Callie's underdog status got her more roles and popularity while Marie is so ignored her producer sent her on vacation?

I will follow her wherever she goes

What?

the other story chapters say that callies solo career has really taken off after the splatfests

And Marie "suddenly" finds herself with three days off.

>BTFO so hard went missing an got a identity change
FUCKING JOHN NUMBERS

>comes back as the final boss of Splatoon 2
N-NANI??

probably mini boss. then the big guy behind it shows up. then you fight the first phase, then he defeats you cinematically.
Then musics starts in the background and Callie and Marie are singing together.
Then final form phase.

Chapter 6? I didn't even know there were chapters 2-5.

>Splatoon is doing more lore shit
Why is a colorful squid ink shooter have such an insane world and I want to know more of it?

A sex change too. She's now Carlos.

Octavio x Callie album soon

Wonder what would happen if it ended in an actual tie.

Sudden death

>death
user...please.

Kidnapped by Octarians?

AUTISM AS BAD AS SANIC FANS

CALLIE HAS BLACK ARMS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks doc.

>primitive with little intelligence
>playing a Wii U

not bad, Nintendo

I gotta read that shit. I don't know what the FUCK is going on.

>tfw instead of doing something productive you are reading a tabloid on fictional squid pop strars
It's an abstract kind of feeling

>Instead of reading something that you might enjoy you are calling out people for wasting their time
It's a endless loop.

Reading comp

>Nintendo game
>Showing a skeleton surrounded by sony and microsoft peripherals
don't be a nob

Woah there, did I hit a sore spot? Don't worry, I'm in the same spot as you
read again.

Yeah I misread. Just think it's funny complaining about wasting time on Sup Forums.

CALLIE WAS SQUIDNAPPED

CARLOS

I will fucking drop this game if both Callie and Marie aren't back to host news updates and Splatfests.

Looks like you dropped it, then.

Good, then I don't have to get a shitty Switch.

Thanks doc

Fine by me, I don't have one either, I just play on PS4 or PC. I just also happen to like Marie.

>No Calliefucks in my Splatoon 2
This game gets better and better

>Spla2n is confirmed to work with current Splatoon amiibo
>Try and scan Callie launch day
>Nothing happens

YFW