>Be me >Start life as a crew member on a ship >Captain is kind of a jerk >Can't take it anymore >Mutiny with crewbros, become the new captain >Arrrrgh Matey!
>Sail around for a while, kicking ass and taking ships >Barmaid tells me a Spanish treasure bullion is headed for Rio de la Hacha >disgonnabegood.jpg >Land in le Hacha >No treasure ship in sight >Governor tells me ship won't be here for 2 months >His daughter walks in >Hottie/10 >wherehaveyoubeenmywholelife.htm >Asks me to the ball >M'lady
>Find out dancing not too different from ship in a storm >Just have to stay on both feet and not shit in pants >QT is impressed >Gives me a fancy dueling sword >Governor tells me to help deliver ultimatum to some French town >brbgonnastartawar.doc >Take down a couple of french ships, one of them is loaded >Crew very happy with incoming gold >Go back to Le Hacha and spend all the gold for diamond necklace for bae >Crew threatening to mutiny >itsallgoodbros.exe >Bae goes nuts over bling-bling >Shows it to her fiance >dudewtf? >Fiance challenges me to a duel >Wield my shiny new sword, hop on a fountain edge and yell "come at me bro" >Fiance is Captain of the Guard >Has been dueling for longer than I've had chest hair >Kicks my ass, takes my fancy dueling sword and spanks me with it >Bae is not impressed >Tells me to hook up with her younger sister >She's an only child
>Go back to port >Ship is missing >Crew has mutinied >Check purse >12 gold >Spend rest of my life hauling cargo from ships >Bae gets married to Captain of the Guard next month >mfw I'm not invited
>11/10 Would lose life savings and get friendzoned again
Owen Cook
>Going anywhere to the mainland I swear doing that is always a death sentence for me.
Lincoln Williams
FUCK IT I'M INSTALLING THIS SHIT AGAIN Any patches I need?
Carson Long
That pic makes it look like the dude is hung as fuck
Nathan Howard
DUELING WAS SHIT
Grayson Phillips
It seriously baffles me how sid meier pirates never got the attention of civilization or even a sequel for that matter
Levi Hughes
I wish you could take a town after fighting for it, instead of just picking a nation to run it.
Sebastian Flores
Check out the other guy. Pic related.
Nathaniel Reed
You can pick a pirate nation, no?
Carter Lee
yea but you don't get to run it or anything special, they are just like other pirate havens.
Logan Scott
So what, is this game some kind of homoerotic adventure?
Levi Flores
I hope Firaxis looks into making another Pirates! for their next project.
Kevin Jenkins
In this game the audio is a gibberish language that contains words like "Chew bone". One could construe it to be a sort of a nibbly blowjob.
So maybe....
Aaron Russell
I've always thought it was " chewbahn "...like some sort of shifty toothless cuban you keep hidden in a barrel aboard you ship, in case of sexual emergencies or whatever
Jordan Perry
>sexual emergencies I want this to be the name of a tv sitcom
Jayden Lopez
>there will never be a sequel with Assassin's Creed: Black Flag grafix
Grayson Campbell
That sounds fun as fuck
Jose Nelson
>>Tells me to hook up with her younger sister >>She's an only child Kek
Nicholas Robinson
it's called a codpiece and it was trendy as fuck
William Collins
Game is incredibly fun. Has enormous potential if the gameplay is developed a bit more.
Pirates! 2 would sell like hot wenches.
Ethan Torres
>Play Sid Meiers Pirates while gf is watching >gf gets angry whenever I have date with governor's daughter
