BOTW sidequest rewards

It has often been said breath of the wild lacked decent sidequest rewards. What would you have put in?

So far I have been able to come up with fairy bottles and the ability to combine your snow sand shoes into the cold/heat armor so you can have the speed while keeping the set bonus.

*snow/sand

Rubber armor for horses

i would have put in hardcore sex between link and every male and female in the game and also the monsters

AK47S AND MACS

While good I cannot see that working as a quest reward

The classic Link outfits instead of making them tied to mcdonalds toys

A Guardian laser

absofucking lutely
Amibo was a fucking mistake. I blame sony

star fragments where would have gotton diamonds and diamonds where you would have gotten gold rupies.

mcdonalds would never allow it

Then do more stuff to get it for the giant horse

Unbreakable 1dmg sword

Ability to fight with your fists

Permanant tiny damage buffs

Man that would be great

>What would you have put in?

All the content locked by amiibos

Actual decent ammounts of ruppies

A Giant poop

delet

I've come up with many ideas, but they require changes to some of the game's mechanics in order to make them worthwhile, and changing things about the game requires you to admit that Nintendo's ideas aren't always 100% infallible, which triggers the fuck out of some people.

Post em anyway. I can deal with triggered folk

>this type of babbycore mechanics shit is what Sup Forums considers an 11/10 game

Gerudo footjobs