Is there anything funnier than people who think they're gaming industry celebrity (but really aren't) trying to make it on Patreon?
These girls (who are / were girlfriends of "prominent" games industry and games journalism people) each left their jobs and started their very own OC donut steel gaming youtube channel + podcast and thought people would pile up to support them.
Levi Harris
i'd be happy if i got 3700$ a month to do fuck-all
Mason Torres
I wish people would give me $3,500 a month just because of my gender
Elijah Morales
Why is this news? Who are these girls and why should I care about a shitty podcast?
Jose Myers
Not when it's divided by four, after Patreon gets its cut, and you have to pay business tax. It's not a sustainable business if it only makes that much a month.
Evan Collins
OP is a shill trying to guilt lonely virgins into donating.
Jordan Foster
They were from Gamespot, IGN, Playstation Blog etc and are / were girlfriends of some people in the industry, so they tried to jump on the Kinda Funny / Easy Allies bandwagon and make a Patreon thinking they'd get 30k+ like them, but are failing miserably.
Tots, dude. Let's help those gurls!
Christopher Evans
>are / were girlfriends of some people in the industry
I think this is a dumb business model, but why just blatantly make shit up?
Ian Johnson
stop fucking giving them attention you cretinous retard sage
Christopher Brooks
One is the girlfriend of John Drake from Playstation, the other is the ex-girlfriend of Greg Miller, the other is the girlfriend of ex-IGN Mitch Dyer.
Man, this Patreon thing attracts so many people trying to get some money for zero work it's not even funny.
Mason White
>3700 a month
They make more than me........ I'm a computer engineer.
Matthew Campbell
I don't know why you have such an obsession that you know this much about them but take it the fuck off this board.
Luke Peterson
Well, they also reviewed games for Gamespot and IGN back in the day, so if you have more than 18+ years in your belt and half a brain you'd also know their names.
Now how about you just crawl back to your cave, angry man?
Jackson Bennett
They have to divide that by four, pay Patreon and taxes.
Cooper Ross
Take 10 percent of that for processing fees for paypal/checking. Then 6 percent for medicare. Then 33 percent for state and federal taxes which must be paid quarterly. Now divide it by four.
They are each making about 600 bucks each.
Joseph Powell
Zoe Quinn has been collecting $3k a month on patreon for three years despite not having made a single game with those funds yet
Gabriel Evans
Here's how it works.
>People make bait threads like these on Sup Forums >A few angry anons lash out at them on social media >Gaming press picks up on this and blows it out of proportion >The target profits from the sympathy and rises in status within the industry overnight
Works every time.
Cooper Russell
They weren't journalists, they were media bloggers. Learn the difference.
Lucas Rogers
Yep, works every time
Brody Cruz
I'm sure her Chuck Tingle ren'py visual novel will be coming out any time now
Lincoln Johnson
not him, I don't even know and care who the fuck review my games for 22 years of my life as long as they represent their companies, that's fine by me then why the fuck would you even care for them in the first place you creep?
I thought we already learned to ignore this kind of shit since Anita Sakajewean and Zoe Quinn
Nolan Gonzalez
>why make shit up? They aren't WAGs >Says who they are >You're obsessed mate, fuck off Wow
Tyler Bell
Is that why i saw jeff gerstman retweet this trash ? He's really losing points at an incredible pace.
Nolan Barnes
I've never heard of them but then again I have no idea why people are obsessed with Giant Balm
Ethan Perry
ah the red herring of the modern world though. You cant entertain and audience forever they get bored one day you'll have to stop and when you do you've got no job no education nothing...not everyone can be pewdiepie.
Nicholas Sanchez
Never heard of them. Might check them out, thanks for the heads up.