One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely
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Joe, he makes a great meat shield
Does choosing Moot confer the legions of rabid channers that he undoubtably commands?
i dont trust any of these fucks god damn this is a tough one indeed
woolie
hes is huge
The black guy he is probably the strongest
Woolie does boxing so I'm picking him.
Woolie, he's been boxing and they're all scared of black people.
E-celeb fighting game when?
POST ORIGINAL
you're gonna get banned for tatas anyway
Woolie already killed a man, so he has experience.
I choose the e-celebrity meme superfaggot.
o wait
>implying jon "pull the trigger on every nigger" jafari wouldn't go nuclear on him
Jontron, he's the best one there, and woolie will just kill everyone on his team
DSP is the only one in his 30s on that list who isn't dying.
I'll pick him.
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Woolie because he's black and probably the most fit of them all.
I'll take DSP because I'm pretty confident he wouldn't be able to be killed and will just complain about "buggy bodyguard mechanics" until the other eight kill themselves so they don't have to deal with him anymore.
Nintendo Nerd is most experienced and powerful, has died and resurrected multiple times
Frustrated Frederico has too many identities to count; a master of disguise
TotalBiscuit has cancer and thus nothing to lose
DSP will find a way to fuck it up
Wooly is Wooly
MM has a pot of gold and potatoes if you can reach his rainbow
Egoraptor can entrap foes in the folds of his galactic chins
Jon Jafari on a Nigger Safari has access to the Right Wing Death Squads and a bonus against minorities, including himself
Moot is dead
>woolie did football
>is huge and has strength left under that game gut
>has experience when it comes to killing
there's no better answer
Woolie already killed a man and he's not afraid to do it 8 more times
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Who's the woman on the bottom right?
Jon. He is alt right scum which means he has a few automatic murder machines lying around his house.
Woolie. By having the guy with murder experience on my side I'm already much safer.
>Woolie
>No Pat
Either him, Jon, or AVGN.
Total biscuit. He was radiated so he has supper powers
>"I am triggered by Ecelebs that I do not like everyone stop talking about them stop it STOP IT REEEEEE"
Don't report/hide/ignore Chad Warden threads
(You)
>chad warden is on there
yeah nah cunt fuck off
moot would give up on me
egoraptor would sell me out
totalbiscuit has cancer
turbulent tard would throw a shitfit and leave
avgn is already out of the game
jhontron is too pure for this world
mathewmatoosis is too slow
i dont even care about the other two
>trying to sneak chad in
Fuck off you child
I don't see any vinny here.
Can i post rare vinnys?
I choose the hidden 10th option, a man dedicated to protecting me through eldrich knowledge, cultish secrecy, and illuminati contacts
Reddit is down the hall to the left
Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with video games.
Jon is the most likely dude to be packing a gun. I'll take him.
Go away Vinny.
Probably Joe or the nigger.
Came here to post this
MatthewMathosis
He's the only one capable of creating 6 hours of quality content talking about just one game, without resorting to podcasts and shit like that. Just comfy irish voices forever. He also doesn't act like a e-celeb, doesn't make a living doing this and never shows his face.
AVGN beat Jason, Satan AND Bugs Bunny. There is no better
The patricians' choice
I'll just kill all of them.
I'm pretty sure the world he lives in is not our one. He must be quantum tunnelling through the dimensions
Oh yeah? You gonna make me? Or what?
Woolie
> unknown murderer
> can steal stuff for
> if captured he will lie to them about where you are
whats this meme about the black guy murdering someone?
Nerd is the strongest, there's no discussion
Who's that guy on the bottom right?
woolie
what type of question even is that
I kill them all first
The only correct answer
Woolie because I'm pretty sure out of all of them he's the one most likely to own a gun but if he doesn't he definitely owns a sword.
How huge is he really?
Just curious, lads. Who is Spoony?
>asks people to stop mailing him and his pals weapons
>people send more weapons
the guys probably amassed a modest armory by now
Who?
>Woolie shows up in a self driving tank
>Invites you inside to watch Mecha anime and play MAHVEL while it kills everybody
Isn't Yahtzee a game dev though?
The power to move at more frames than the human eye can perceive.
Dude too soon
Ehh. None of them probably never been in a real fight so if you're fit you could easily kill them. I'd take moot since he's the fittest and can out run all of them by miles.
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THAT MEANS HE HAS HUGE GUTS
Sure thing fatty.
Only in the sense that I'm a DJ because I wrote a DSP for programming class
he is a miss than hit comedian that "reviews" games firstmost. Also put out three published novels(have yet to read any of them), a bunch of games using ags, and released two games on mobile + pc through the power of nepotism(IE Escapist, his employer, contacts)
Nerd
AVGN is canonically the most powerful, especially if fully equipped. Fucker beat Satan and can time travel.
Not in New York City he isn't.
Need answers. I wanna hear your thoughts.
Fuck off. Sup Forums is beyond saving. Just embrace the bullshit.
>Fucker beat Satan
only through the help of Super mecha death christ
Whom he summoned. Though I admit, that situation is hard to analyze, without his equip he was no match for Satan, but I feel like he could hold his own with it.
Better example then: he beat Bugs Bunny in a fight, who is a known toon force user.
It was a draw. They both ended up in hell. Though the nerd escaped somehow.
Well, I would still call that a feat no other in the list can show for themselves.
Matt might be able to work some leprachaun magic, but nothing on the Nerd's level.
Woolie will sell you out in a second
They literally just need a grappling hook
Matt will just use his laugh to put them into submission
youtube.com
Beating all of them is a cakewalk but I'd pick Woolie for the intimidation factor
digibro
I pick moot. He could just hide me under his desk at google. Google's security wouldn't let the other eight in
I always thought these 3 was the same fat guy with black hair and beard that's been viraling on Sup Forums