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looks gay

>LotF developers

Wouldn't even pirate

>protag gets things screwed and bolted into his skeleton
>while wearing clothes on top
Is the story something like arkham city about how he needs to find penicillin to combat the crazy infections he's going to get?

Combat is bretty gud m8.

The megacorp doesnt give a shit enough to sedate him.

Also
>Multiple NG cycles with new enemies and gear

Shit game.

The shilling has been hilarious. Fuck off Deck 13.

For real though, how's the game?

Well I did and so far its 100% better than LotF.

Solid 7-8/10.

Combat is crisp, lighting engine is gorgeous, and the game remixes NG+ cycles with new content. This isnt a cash grab, the devs clearly wanted to make a fun game.

eh

it's basically just lords of the fallen in a sci fi setting

>Well I was raped but at least I wasn't stabbed this time.

That is all you are saying.

Hi shill

Its not even sci fi, its near future industrial.

Not bad. I didn't gave a shit about it cuz Lords of the Fallen ,but it really surprised me. It's not great, not GOTY, but not at all bad.

I've got roughly an hour into it, past the first boss and second bonfire-analog thing. It's a fun game. A lot closer to DaS than I thought it would be though. Whether or not that's a good thing is up to you.

I'll be making up my mind for real once I complete it but at the moment I'd say it's pretty damn good. Fine looking game too.

I wish I was getting paid. Just a jaded souls vet.

Lmao sure, It's a better game than lords of the fallen but that's not really a high bar to hit. But if you dig souls like games it's prob worth a pirate.

>artificial difficulty

no thanks.

piss off, it's speculative, technology-centric fiction and therefore it's sci fi.

>b-b-but what about my own invented definition of the term
don't even try

>vertical and horizontal attacks
>dodge button, dodge down to avoid high attacks, dodge up to avoid low attacks
>slide attack, parry
>dismemberment and being able to target each body part in a fight

Man, so many ideas that other games should use. I'm really enjoying this game.

This game is a ton of fun but I have the first big electic cutter weapon that I cut off of an enemy. How come every time I cut body parts to get gear, it's always wrecked? Any way to repair it or do I just have to keep hacking limbs until I get lucky.

>You can't customize your character
>you can't chose your gender
>as a 3rd person game

into the trash it goes

When you cut an enemy part and get a wrecked part, you take it to the gear thing near the medbay and it becomes a schematic, so you can build one for yourself. Only weapons drop in a not broken state.

>wahhh people don't share my negative opinion of this game
>S-stop having fun
>SHILL!

Every time

Ohhh, I see. Thanks. Well I cut a leg piece off and it wasn't broken.

So where do you go after PAX? Is it really through the acid filled tunnels?

>instead of a disassambling powermodding qt3.14 that suffers through crysis you play as generic joe 846520

what a missed oportunity

I miss the Sup Forums that hated big studios and didn't suck nintendo or sony dick so fucking hard.

now it seems every non-AAA project has to fail by definition. contrarian culture turning on itself.

>no customization
>no co-op

into the 'wait for 90% sale' list it goes

No, you take the train, which is in the room before PAX, to the other area. Get ready to get rekt there.

should i play this or prey first?

you know where to find /tesg/

Different games entirely, nigguh.

>waifu faggot

do you want not-system-shock or not-dark-souls?

Prey looked good, but I'd only play it on PC. The controls are terrible on console, can't keep up with the enemies.

The Surge is good everywhere.

I want to play as a generic white bitch. Fuck the generic white dude.

Is there cool sci-fi armor?

prey is GOTY material
surge is "just somewhat better LOTF" DaS clone still worse than DaS2

Everything looks like Michael Bay's leftovers

remember the exoskeletons from Edge of Tommorow? kinda like that

go meme about your shit game somewhere else

>prey is GOTY material

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When does this happen?

great game

in the Codex installer

fuck off weeb

Lords of the fallen looked really good but the gameplay was ultra slow and shit.

Is this any better?

yes its like bloodborne with good graphics

Don't believe the faggots that say it's a Souls-like. It's nothing like a Souls game. The game itself is pretty decent so far.

Tell me, have you played the game yourself?

setting is as generic as lotf just scifi this time.
gameplay is alot more fun though. as a DaSclone snack its basicly what lotf wanted to be.

Thanks guys, I forgot this was in my DL list.

Installing now

and an actual playable framerate

Yup 6 hours before I couldn't take it anymore.

better than any shitty Souls game ever was. gets rid of le epic cryptic exploration with decent levels that you know how to navigate without using 30 guides.

I'm really liking it, I've played a couple of hours so far. Combat is fun and vicious and the equipment system makes me wanna keep playing and upgrade it. I like the setting too, it's such a nice fucking change of pace from fantasy.
Only thing I don't like is how you only have a very limited time to get to your body after death.

But currency never matters in these games.

Just get to the next area and earn more faster

the 2nd area is a fucking casual filter jesus christ

Yeah I don't expect it to be a problem, I just don't like being rushed.

You gain time by killing enemies.

Then dont?

All I'm saying is justp lay normal and if you make it its a nice bonus, if not nothing to worry.

Unless its a huge mount from a boss.

I wish das3 didnt have bonfires everytime, I loved the tense feeling of entering the totg first time with too many souls and wishing I could go back but being to proud to homeward bone.

Thats good to know, I'm about to start up myself.

Remember when that music video was cool?

Are we getting raided again?

Kek.

So is there really only 5 bosses in this game?

hivemind

That intro was terrifying. Being under surgery without sedation is such a terrifying concept.

I think it was one of the corniest things I've ever seen

>prey is GOTY material

sure thing youtube.com/watch?v=Si4BtUkmSNk

>1h28m later
>le hivemind

game looks completely uninspired, devs need to gtfo and quit shilling

that was awesome. thanks for proving his point.

does everything but the combat better than dark souls
worth a pirate

>Jaded souls vet
>Giving this a 7
I think we both know this shit isn't even worth touching

You had troubles exploring dark souls?
Are you a 7?

>Souls level design
>Cryptic
Aside from the literal crypts I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, all of them are pretty easy to navigate

>A 7
But honestly if you have trouble exploring dark souls it might be because you are a casual little bitch

>only five bosses
pass

I've touched it and am enjoying it

Someone Call Action man

crack where?

its... DRM free?

so on kat?
is there even multiplayer?

i dont get it?

whats wrong with that? seems like fun?