H-Hey mister, I'm a little lost. Can you take me home?

H-Hey mister, I'm a little lost. Can you take me home?

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Pam paraaaaammmm. Pam pam parraaaaaaaaaammmm, paaaraaaaaaaaaaaammmm.

sure get in my van

*bump into you*
OOOHH HOOOOOAHHHHH

Why is this stuck to my head? Fucking shit song

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DELET THIS NOW

This is ok back in the day.
What went wrong?

*pppfffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt*

Haw haw haw haw hawwwww!

Sure, but you're going to have to eat all the eggs.

you mean my van, mister

>M-Mister, I know this shortcut to the candy shop throught this dark alleyway, w-would you like to come with me?

Ok, but why's my Witcher medallion humming tho?

I didn't like Skyrim's DB as much as Oblivion's honestly. Oblivion's were edgier but more involved and less one-dimensional at the same time. I felt worse in the Purification than I did in Death Incarnate

i need a HS card

this tbqhf

>Hi Daddy!~ Enjoying the view?

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> Ciri will never call you daddy.
Just leave me to the drowners already!

>On the run from interdimensional space elf nazis
>Let's wear my skin-tight leather pants!

What the fuck is wrong with her?

How autistic are you? Leather pants like that provide balanced protection and mobility.

How else is she going to get daddy's attention?

How am I supposed to take you home if you're lost? I don't know where you live.

Use your Witcher senses

>tfw the cirixgeralt shitposter keeps spamming
stop

Probably took after Geralt and the other witchers.

>he doesn't like Ciri porn

Gtfo my board, fiend

Looks like Ed Norton from the thumbnail.

LOL!!! Fuck that shit and that song that kid always sings and the dad is like "what did you say?"/ Every time.

It's Derven now. D-E-R-V-E-N. Not Doidemar.

H-Hey mister, I'm a little lost. Can you take me home?

no youre annoying

is that a human or a troll?

No, I know this trick. You're gonna try to fuck me and then I become the butt of a great cosmic joke and die trying to get a hardon.

>fink ah pissed me trah'zers.

Activate your batman vision

>troll

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Why is she wiggling her little legs like that?!!?