Why is the Switch so much fun Sup Forums?

Why is the Switch so much fun Sup Forums?

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Because it is solid, I can throw it into the trash several times.
Throwing the console into the trash is still more funny than Blunder of the Wild

>Switch
>Fun
Nice try Reggie

Because you're a fucking 6 years old

Just popped a round of Graceful Explosion Machine over lunch at my desk. Damn it feels good having money to spend on fun things :^)

OP literally fucking BTFO in these three replies.

Fuck off Shitendo employee, stop shilling this literal baby toy. We're too busy playing actual games on actual consoles

Feels so good to see this abomination widely considered a commercial flop.

*changes IP*

>this mad

This is now a cucktch funeral thread for a gay baby toy made for literal mankindergartners.

F to the shitest open world game in Bitch of the Weed
F to ARMS which will flop in a month
F to shittoon """"""""""""""""""2""""""""""""""""""" which is a port disguised as a sequel
F to Mario 06 I mean fucking seriously this is literally Sonic 06
F to Xenoblade SAO crossover shit which was already part of Sup Forums's most hated genre anyway
F to this gay console which flopped to PS4

>'console' is total shit on its own
>have to write like a 2 year old instead of point out the hundreds of ways it's a failure
I see you false flagging nintenshill

Because DLCs is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because paid online is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because shit graphics is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because poor framerate is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because weebshit is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because multiplats is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because 2 hour battery life is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because overpricing Chinese plastic shit is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because rehashes, ports and remakes is okay when Nintendo does it.
Because casual waggle is okay when Nintendo does it.

Because you're either a shill or a mentally ill Nintenqueer.

Aaahhhhh great to see cuckshitendo getting rekt yet again. probably the biggest mistake of the industry and im saying that as a former fan

well yeah because Nintendo does it right

>all this universal agreement
Nintenfags BTFOed forever. The Anthony Burches of the industry.

Fuck why is Shitendo still alive bros. Fuck the 6 year olds and Nintenpreschoolers who like their shit.

When Sup Forums hates your shitty cringe cuck meme company and flop console but you wanted to circlejerk about it.

Well said, my fellow Nintendo fan who is totally not being paid to post on Sup Forums.

>sell outdated hardware at a markup
>rehash games and resell them (virtual console is literally the same old games)
>charge out the ass for peripherals
>japs and delusional nintenshills buy them in droves
>rekt
Sales wise sure but I'm guessing they're making a shit ton off all the overpriced shit they sell

mloop

what do you even play on that shit?

I should add
>NES mini
>Literally cheap electronics and plastic using emulators and roms available for free if you have two neurons to rub together
>normies too dumb to go to emu-paradise buy them in droves

Glad you asked, potential customer!

I going to emulate in months.

Edge magazine gave this gem 92/100.

indeed!

Literally nothing. It's fucking autistically hilarious.
>BotW is agreed by adult gamers to have sucked infinite cocks and is only played by mankiddies who want to fuck link
>Mario Shart 8 Dicklicks is a port
>Shittoon Poo is another port
>ARSE is literally the gayest shit to have ever exist, the cringe and autism it harbors is enough to shatter dimensions
>Shit Niggermi Dicksei and Cuckgayde 2 are J""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""RPG""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""s, aka universally agreed to be dogshit
>Cucktch sales are tanking at the same rate as the Pii U, will be dead in a year

Too bad it's literally only barely outselling a 4 year old console LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Don't reply to employees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>THE FAGTCH FUCKING LIBRARY

Neokikeshitendo are fucking Jews.

irony

can i play botw on pc yet?

>this whole thread

It must be sad to be so lonely that you need to hate on a company to feel better about yourself.
Don't worry user, one day you won't be 16 anymore.

You're trying too hard friend. You'll catch more flies with honey.

you could do that on release day

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no you couldn't and you still basically can't now lol

Why is Shitendo so BTFO bros?

>when gamers are shitting on your 'tendo so you go and white knight them like the brave souls you are

You also can't play games at all of the Cucktch

How many units has this thing sold by now anyway?

>that feel when nintendo is going to win another E3

how will the sonygros ever recover?

yeah keep being mad, your console is a useless piss of shit

Will literally sell probably Pii U lifetime sales at most once you realize normies don't fucking even know what it is.

I'm trying to help you friend. Trolling is an subtle art. You will learn.

so i still can't play this on pc?

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This.

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WEEWEEEWWEEWEEEEEEWEEEEWEEEIWIWWIIWWIIWIWIWIWUIWWIUWIIWI MUH NINTENDIES

Hey, user! Do you miss me? I'm still here. How about you dust me off and play that old game you used to love. What was it? Super Smash Bros. Melee? Pikmin 2? Metroid Prime? Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem? Star Wars: Rogue Leader?
Timesplitters 2? Resident Evil Remake? Kirby Air Ride?

>Reggie shows up
>starts screaming in Spanish and defecating on floor
>stream abruptly ends
>Nintenqueers on Sup Forums claim that Nintendo won E3

lmao, just how hard did Nintendo win for you guys to have lost your minds this hard?

at least you get stable 30fpx on pc instead of 20 on switch lol

The angry one here seems to be you, though.

Reeeee, it's just one sonyblack man changing his ip!!!!!!!!!!

You can, shill.

what are the benefits of circumcising a hamster?

...

Behold, the mind of a 14 year old.

Friend please listen this is very important.

>thing sells well
>Sup Forums freaks out and rage/shitposts on every thread regarding it
>even actual autistic rage

And this is how you know something is actually great. Can't wait for the sales to rise more and see all the squirming and withering increase here ten fold.

>but games
Considering this thing launched with a game rated one of the best of all time, that's a pretty good launch library in a time when launch libraries usually consist of absolutely nothing.

As to answer your question OP, it's because its everything the DS and wiiU should have been. A nice, large screen, actual portability and the comfiest controllers since the SNES.

>Japan

lmao, nintenqueers are grasping at their weebstraws

it's fun but than you realize there's nothing else to play

Sony is finished
Even two months after launch the Switch is permanently sold out pretty much everywhere, demand can't even be met yet.

why would i be mad? im the one who wasted hundreds of dolaritos on junk, you have literally no games and if you have something its a 10yo port lol, at least you can play that shit on the go right?

>ARSE
kekd

The Nintendo switch will have more games in its first year, than the PS4 did in its first three.

Isn't your PS4 japanese?

can a man knock out a gorilla using only hand to hand combat?

>Considering this thing launched with a game rated one of the best of all time
maybe on nintendo consolles, in real world zelda is a mediocre at best but you dont see it, you are too biased

The ps4 was also sold out for several months after launch!!!!!!

This shit is littering shops here, in France.

It's pretty good.
The dock is shit, though.

>muh metacritic

Kek

ITT: 13 year olds and retards

MODS PLS NUKE

>That 5 month dry spell
If only they had monster hunter

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>t. poor

lol

wasting money on garbage is a trait of poor people

>BOTW
>3.84 million sales
>On two systems
>Total sales of the two systems: 16.35 million
>23% ownership

>GTA5
>75 million sales
>On 4 systems and the PC
>Total sales of the four consoles: 259.08 million
>28% ownership (not counting PC, which would lower this)

Cause it made me laught numerous times even tho i don't have a Switch

Well, I just bought it recently, it's okay, but there are way too many minor (and big one - wi-fi). The Joy-con straps are shit (taking it off feels horrible) and the back flip for tabletop and the dock as well, since it can scratch your screen, I bought tempered glass tho. I dont really mind that hardware is weak, as long as the games will work well (performance and aesthetics >>> clusterfuck graphics). It feels definitely unfinished and unpolished, because of that the future depends on games.

Oh by the way, watch out for Double-switch mode with USB 3.0. :^)

>in real world zelda is a mediocre at best

ummm, what?

so is being unable to splurge on luxury items ;)

98% by nintendo drones, pc players also got to play it, we know the truth

>emulated

you think you do, but you don't :)

oh yeah me playing it was just a dream

>Because weebshit is okay when Nintendo does it.
i fucking hate that one.

I don't know, it got 2 games. Is some of the exclusive indies good?

Graceful Explosion Machine is cool

it got 2 ports you mean

BOTW and MK8D are not ports tho lol

It's fun until the novelty wears off.
Been enjoying mine a lot more with the pro controller.
At this point I won't buy games for it that aren't supported with the pro controller.

Basically I won't be getting ARMS or Splatoon 2 any time soon. I fell for the hype with Breath of the Wild. Never again. Hollow Knight is pretty fucking good though.

so what are they? surely not exclusives lol

BotW is a port and MK8D is a port with included DLC.
Stop kidding yourself.

Yes they are

Nintendo exclusives :)

BotW is a Dual Release and MK8D is an exclusive remaster, educate yourself.

Both those games support the pro controller.

Bullshit.
That must explain why it was initially announced for the WiiU.
>Exclusive remaster
All they did was add 200cc, some new characters and a new game mode or two, I wouldn't even call it a remaster at that point.

Also
>2017
>Still playing mario kart

>Breath of the Wild
>Mario Kart 8
>Good

Don't reply to me until you fix that shit taste of yours

They are ported from the Wii U versions you autistic faggot that doesn't know what a port is

>BOTW
>literally the Wii U version with bloom
>MK8D
>literally the Wii U version with a different battle mode

they are
>literally
ports

200cc was in the Wii U version and all characters except the splatoon ones were in the Wii U one as well

>It's literally the same all they did was add new shit!!!

lol. Nobody bought a WiiU anyway :^)

not exactly considering both of those games were originally designed natively for Switch hardware before getting released

>minor dlc = totally different game

>pre-Switch
>almost of all of Sup Forums owns a WiiU!
>post-Switch
>no one here owns one!
It cant be both shills