Google "[your first name] the hedgehog" and post results

Google "[your first name] the hedgehog" and post results

This is the character you have to be on your first playthrough of Sonic Forces.

That's not that far off from what a hedgehog version of me would be.

I honestly thought my name would be safe since it's not even remotely a western name. Fuck.

No one is safe user

>Nico the Hedgehog (Adoptable)

Would Sup Forums adopt me

1/3

2/3

and so it begins....

3/3
Which one do I try to recreate?

If you want to embrace the autism, do . I like the most from an aesthetic perspective.

l-lol?

>implying i'm playing autism forces

Could be a lot worse

London?

There's no mateusz the hedgehog
Thank god.

-tips fedora -

Fuck me...

>you can play as a sonic OC now

this is the future

Im not even done typing and i already have an issue

most of the results are inflation no less

It's pretty decent desu.

I am so sorry.

I'm an underage Shadow ripoff, sweet.

ive done this many times, but it seems that its evolved since the last time

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Aight then.

thats not a hedgehog

Could be worse

That's legit cute.

This one is slightly less gay. I'll take it.

sheesh

Every time.

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Dude, if I adopted you, you'd better change clothes. That skirt is too lewd.

L-London?

I wasn't disappointed.

Guess I'm playing a punk-rock sanic the hedgehog.

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>WITCH SCYTHE BLAIR

That's actually pretty decent looking

>age
>12,5
>12 AND 5
how?

Wew

I want to you, user.

>The Girl Sonic : Hey We're Are You man?

>Xavier : My Name Is Xavier... Xavier The Hedgehog, I Like The Kung. You We're Are You Name?

>The Girl Sonic : Me, My Name Is The Girl Sonic.

>Xavier : Thank You, So Beautifuil Dress Or Princess.

>The Girl Sonic : Your Welcome, My Thank You To My Dress Xavier.

>Thank You "OMG"......!!!!!! -^_^-

At least my hedgehog has style.

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I don't even know

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Delete this, before you summon Him.

Wow, your name is Robotnik? Cute hedgehog, though.

>boobs have movement lines
>beachball doesn't
3/10

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honk

>bi-sexual
>only likes relationships with girls

Wut

-nuzzles u- hey cute than :P wanna go out?

first name only.

*teleports inside you*

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LONDON

why would the beachball have movement lines if its only moving in one direction?

the boobs have them because they're oscillating.

It was a joke.

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>nicholas isnt western
Lol

Im going to hang myself

pls be in london

>Implying you're a girl

This was a mistake

>Says sorry "Alot"
What did he mean by this?

AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why is it that half of the OC fandom always revolves around angsty looking characters? Are they all fans of Coldsteel?

Yeah, he really pulls off that 'school shooter' pretty look well.

Beachballs are ligh as fuck, it should be oscillating as well

what a disgusting fucking image

I was truthfully expecting some edgy Friday the 13th mixed shit.

well that's not fair

>I was created and I don't even care

>SONIC, WILL PERISH

What did it mean by this

A

Because the people who fall for this hedgehog bullshit are exactly the same crowd who fantasizes about shooting up their school.

Die you degenerate

no it shouldnt you stupid retard.

I want to die.

Is it possible to make Dinosaurs in the game.

I expected nothing and I'm still dissapointed.

10/10 OC sega should hire this kid.

wew lad

I was hoping for some god awful jokes.

Jeez man the last part of this shit...

ok

there isnt much hope for me anyways.

pshht
nothing personel kid

Not the first result, but the best result.

>didnt follow the rules
into the trash you go.

NO ONE DESERVES TO LIVE

>that last line
Holy shit that actually got me

Which city in England are you in?

I'm okay with this

The fuck even is this?

Okay then...