*bang*bang*BOOM*

>*bang*bang*BOOM*
>hands where we can see them, pirate

Cops are coming for your pirated games. How fucked are you?

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I'm not fucked at all consider I pirated 10x their police force

Ask them politely if they shouldn't be shooting unarmed civilians on the street instead

I'm okay, I don't play them anymore
they can take them

I stopped pirating games ages ago

>le police are evil meme
No one cares Jamal

fpbp

I live in a civilized country so cops don't invade homes just to look for downloaded cars. They are only looking for the ones making money out of it because they want a piece of the cake too.

>mfw I haven't pirated a single game because buying games is so cheap and easy nowadays

supporting the industry where it matters. fuck you faggots

>be from New Zealand
>get pulled over
>oi, m8 not so heavy on the gas.
>cops leave
>go to Murica
>rent a car
>get pulled over
>cop doesn't get out
>3 more cars pull up
>over the loudspeaker: driver, roll down your window and show us your hands
>now open your door from the outside
>step out
>turn around with your hands up and walk backwards to us
>on your knees
>get handcuffed
>tell them I'm I tourist and I rented the car
>spend an hour handcuffed while they check my passport and call the rental company

Explain this bullshit, Americans.

>nowadays
what about backadays?
because you're not a teenager right? you bought games back then

sorry I got this virus.
Because I dint want to pay I installed my os new

Dude, nowadays the games I want need to be pirated first to test if they work above acceptable performance because japs just slap an emulator at their ports and call it a day.

i've been getting notices from my ISP that cartoon network is super butthurt that i'm downloading samurai jack lmao

good thing they have no jurisdiction in my country

>It's okay for cops to gun down civilians with no consequences

Sometimes I wonder how America even functions

It's cuz you're a filthy kiwi

The big cities and coastal states plus Texas and Colorado are fine. Everything else is a backwards wasteland.

>blm in 2017
Get with the times grandpa, it's all about anti trump riots now.

Good thing I no longer play video games.

The majority of their police force are paranoid fucks, not surprising given the amount of sub-humans they have to deal with.

We make more new citizens than they are gunned down.
It helps with overpopulation

mfw I'm white so they'll do nothing

Just stop being a nigger

>good thing they have no jurisdiction in my country
What country are you in?

You realize that if your ISP is bothering to forward those messages they might just cut off your service.

are emulated games considered piration?

I guess I can spare them copies. Policemen are good guys so they should be spared.

this, the police wouldnt have to do this if every nigger didnt carry a gun and literally go ape shit screaming "DAS RACIST MAN"

Search my computer, officer, you'll see I've pirated no games, I actually have a job.

that said, I have a bunch of outstanding parking/speeding tickets I'd like resolved and I can offer the names/IP addresses of known pirates...

i think it is piration
unless you own physical copies of the games.

>be enslaved then oppressed for centuries
>police target you because of your race
>hurr durr y u no trust police?

Fuck off, retard

>This sort of shit thread is what Denuvo spends money on, instead of improving their software.
Get a real job, you sack of shit.

>*bang*bang*BOOM*
>hands where we can see them, pirate

Cops are coming for your pirated porn. How fucked are you?

basically the ISP's service is obligated to inform us when our IP pops up on a list of claims by another company. the email makes it clear they can't do shit and that there is no way for them to find out more. they let me know as a courtesy.

>police target you because of your race
Sure kid

i think crysis 2 beta was the last thing i pirated

IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER

Fucked? Pheh-heh.
I would have opted to spare you what is to come, rent-a-cops.
This is going to be a bad day for your uniform.
youtube.com/watch?v=8qT6xOPZU3E&feature=youtu.be&t=36s

haha jokes on them, my hdd with all my pirated games died last week
;______;

how old was the hard drive? any idea why it died?

>they might just cut off your service
And lose revenue for what reason?

You type like you have cerebral palsy, so it's no surprise.

Everyone could have a gun so they are paranoid.

I have never pirated anything in my live except music, movies and books.

PIRACY ISN'T THEFT YOU'RE JUST MAKING A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL IT'S NOT FUCKING STEALING YOU FUCKING PIGS

oh look it's a fucking canadian

Get rid of the guns then?

>let me just leave myself undefended when a robber tries to barge into my house
How about no

you can't do anything officer, it's legal here.

>be murican
>driving late at night
>cop pulls me over
>AK-47 propped up in passenger seat
>"you were driving a little fast, slow down, have a nice night"

you don't own the license that allows you to make copies

>go to restaurant
>order their signature dessert
>sneak in the back and watch the chef make it
>copy down the recipe
>waiter brings you your dessert
>tell him to keep it, you'll just make your own
>but sir, that's our intellectual property
>whoa there, buddy, I just made a copy. You still have the recipe so stop complaining

That's how retarded you sound like right now

I pirated the license

yea I agree.

bah, i'm good
I have about 1400 games on steam
the only pirated games I have are the ones I downloaded to check if my toaster could run them

But if you take away all the guns then the robber won't have guns as well

so your saying if i go make a hamberger right now its my intellecual property and the goverment cant take it?

...

>intellectual property
spooky

Come and take it, cyкa блять

>It's okay for cops to gun down criminals with no consequences
FTFY

>377131246
>What did he meant with this?

I must've forgotten my pirated copy in the videogame store that only sells pirate copies and some nice cop is bringing to my house

Thats the wonders of being a third world monkey

I buy

ARE YOU DETAINING ME??????????????????????????????
AM I FREE TO GO?????????????????

>he's a criminal even though he hasn't been tried and judged by a jury of his peers

Found the fascist

>The big cities
>and coastal states
>fine

>Americans stick people in for profit prisons for years on end for smoking a plant

I'm so glad Trump won. 90% of Amerifats will be in prison or dead from lack of healthcare soon enough

>oh hi there mister! Can you please stop robbing/assaulting/murdering while I call the judge? ok, thank you for you comprehension

>be enslaved then oppressed for centuries
Almost 200 years, a black man became a president and hood rats can become millionaires. This shit has no grip in this time and age.

pretty old, about 6 years
I think the pcb just called it quits, the mechanical parts didn't have any problems, one day it just didn't turn on and that was it
I could get a new pcb for it and get it to work I reckon, but I'm actually kinda glad I lost all that stuff... I feel like I can finally move on with my life now

>cops do their job
>''OMFG how can they be so cruel omg police brutality omg pigs ACAB fuck the police''
>cops don't do their job (all though this rarely if ever happens)
>''OMFG where are the cops, why aren't they doing anything fuck the police omfg pigs''
This world just needs to end already.

Barely. In fact, Sony should send me a check for being one of the 6 people who own and regularly use a PSPgo, even if it's just to play SNES and GBA games.

Show me one instance where a cop gunned down someone who showed no sign of resistance.

>black guy can become president
>white neckbeards on Sup Forums spasm when there's a black person or woman in their vidya

Really makes you think

I'll manage.

>no niggers in NZ besides a few abbos
>America completely lousy with coons, spics, arabs and other trash

truly tickles my cerebellum

That one black republican dude in the car that was gunned down by a chink while his wife streamed

Unless being black=resistance

If you want to explain how a guy in his underwear crawling on the floor to the SWAT team as they commanded him to was showing resistance, be my guest

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Niggers what no place in white power fantasy. They should make their own.

>republican
He was trying to poison them with his toxicity

>underwear
Tried to sexually assault the cops, possibly giving them STDs or AIDS

>sit at home
>kind of peckish
>can't be bothered going downtown to get the newest fancy McFatpatty
>This bald Russian guy got such accurate taste buds that he could publish the exact recipe online
>enter the recipe into my personal matter-replicator
>presto

never happened kiwi

>cops knock on door
>Hard drive already in bread toaster sitting in the microwave oven
>Just press setting 3 and turn on my giant electromagnet
>whole city block gets degaussed and I walk away scott free

>reddit spacing
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

>being a pirate
>not already having a cannon loaded with grapeshot in front of your door
ISHYGDDT

I gave them $600 just to shut the hell up

It doesn't. The whole thing is based off of shoving your problems on to someone else.
Seems like it will last forever too because even after two crashes, nonstop wars, CIA fuckery, growing sick population, overspending on military equipment that you don't use and sometimes doesn't even work and a nut president everything is business as usual

i bet you're german

>America doesn't work
>despit the fact that it owns the world militarily and economically

But it's not good for it's own citizens, doofus, that's the point.

There's so much that theoretically could occur only in America with American values but doesn't because the money time and effort is being wasted.