How do i GG at these games

how do i GG at these games

Play it.

why is she brown all of a sudden

Why is Cirno tan?

Do her panties smell nicer?

Too much sun duh

so she doesn't just melt?

Nah she's too cold

White people tan in the sun

little brown girls are the best

PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE

Agreed

Don't go for score until you git gud.

Focus on learning how to focus move at important times and don't be afraid to bomb.

Bottom
Left
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Japan always seems so nice and cozy

I wish it was destroyed

Tasofro the fighta makers headbutt with zun to make the characters more sexy.
Zun dont rike it tho.

its awfully summer in here

t.mudslum

You might want to try out some easier shooters to get a feel for how to play them.

Blue Revolver on steam is a fantastic game (best shooter released last year imo) with a very forgiving Normal mode that autobombs when you are hit (the tradeoff being it uses your whole bomb-stock instead of just one). Its less intense patterns gets you used to dodging.

Deathsmiles (also on steam) has a health bar and ways to earn back health, and is generally an easier shooter despite oodles of bullets to dodge. Has lolis, if you are in to that type of stuff.

Other easy-to-grasp games are Crimzon Clover, Mushihimesama, and Eschatos.

You practice a fuckton, you learn where the tough parts are and smash your head into the wall until you start getting an idea of how to avoid getting hit during that part, and then you grind execution until your muscle memory just knows what to do

Or we could just post lewd fairies like was probably your true intention

Mudslimes want to ruin good countries, user. Not shit ones. Japanese people are already less happy than those living in Shariah countries like UAE and Saudi Arabia. Apparrently people would rather live in shariah than live in Japanese society.

Summerfags are ruining touhou.

2hu got ruined by normies who latched on to anime and then politics. See: That one 2hu straight up banned from /jp/ now because Sup Forums annexed her and began using her for Trump memes.

sauce

Brown ice fairy is probably the plot twist that tricked me the hardest.

Never how I've been tricked like this before.

Blame s4s/ and canacucks for ruining awoo first tho

Doesn't matter who did it first. It's Sup Forums that took it over and made it their alt-right symbol to the point any time you post her anywhere people think you are le woke. I'd sue if I was zun.

did /jp/ really ban momiji? I find that hard to believe.

There is a Momiji thread up right now, you idiot.

Touhou is so strong that even /jp/ now has its own secondaries.

She represents summer now and yes, her panties smell more because are soaked with concentrated fairy sweat from all the summer.

>one tooth

stop that

Cream-filled Chocolate Fairy!

ps: I meant semen when saying cream.

Stop what?

I've got some kind of mental block that makes me unable to play any shmup well
doesn't prevent me from jacking it to big titty doujins though

Got a chocofairy. How do I fill her with cream??

People who play on lunatic have too much free time.

My goodness, this is incredibly difficult.

>games with characters that are always barefoot get me interested in said game

I hate this obession

So that's who was the target audience for this demo.

>My goodness
What are you, a Victorian woman?

How does an ice fairy rep summer now?

Quite well. She even beat a contender for the position.

Maybe. I've played a lot of games, but this is probably the hardest for me. I don't know what I'm worse at, fighting games, rhythm games, or this personal (but admittedly incredibly fun) hell I dove into.

Hag lovers.

What is the argument and explanation put forth for why chiruno now represents summer despite being an ice fairy?

play a good shmup instead

>you will never sniff Cirno's sweetly sweaty pantsu

How does one get a step closer to heaven?

ZUN was drunk, as usual, and thought it'd be amusing to have an ice character represent the warmest season.

BROWNER

An ice fairy is at her strongest in Summer!

The most logical explanation should be that in summer you eat ice creams and Cirno really loves ice creams.
She even put them down there.

Don't post that

Don't listen to this homo, post more of that

Don't post what??
Cirno is getting hot and must cool down her body.

She's obviously cold if her head deflated so much.

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She is still hot.
How can I help her get cold again??

The strongest mom in Gensokyo?

i want cirno to KICK MY ASS

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>for ants

Fairies are smaller than normal people.

Yuuka powered her up to be a MC. Got brown because of it.

did she burn out her magic circuits?

yup, magic.

Yuuka's pet got what was coming to her.

i hope she doesn't abandon her idealism.

She's so perfect

Cirno's a nigger...

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Fact: EdEdd'nEddy Larva is the CUTEST newhu.

Why did the bird die

Not strong enough.

wtf i love niggers now

What does Cirno's pantsu smell like?

I found this in my fridge, what do??

Ice cream

Stop lieing about where you find fairies

delet system 32

Nice doggo can I pet it?

Lick and eat it.

keep her in there, and store your beers and ice cream in there

your fairy has come loose, make sure to secure it properly

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Smol Touhou reverse Minish cap clone when?

Close the damn door.

Are ZUN's hu's getting cuter or am I just getting desensitized?

I don't know.

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She wanted some ice cream so I gave her some but now is making that weird face.

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Is cappucirno saving 2hu?

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ZUN's art is way better this time around.

That being said, who do you think is behind the incident this time?

I want to bap Cirno!

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I'm still convinced Kogasa has to be the most exploitable/rapeable character in the series.

I was thinking with all the fairies going apeshit, Clownpiece might make a cameo. I really hope she doesn't though.

She hangs out with the Three Mischievous Fairies all the time, so if the they make an appearance later in Cirno's route, expect a 4v1 battle.

I want to bap all along her beautiful tanlines

Another Lunarian plot because the dream path was left open.

>I'm still convinced Kogasa has to be the most exploitable/rapeable character in the series.
I find the fact that she studies ghost stories to get better at surprising people pretty adorable

Stop sexualizing touhous