"I'm going to pirate your son for a while and share with my friends. Relax; I won't charge for him. No profit...

"I'm going to pirate your son for a while and share with my friends. Relax; I won't charge for him. No profit, no victims!"

It's not my son but from my wife, so have fun.

False equivalence, unless you made a clone of my son and took the clone.

Buyfags hate this one weird fact

this is getting old

be sure to stream it

baka its always the same shit

Buyfags always come with some weird half-assed "checkmate" against piratefags

piratefags pull out every excuse in the book to justify this shit except the real one - they have no money

The other thread isn't even over yet. What the fuck ref?

I don't even pirate vidya, but every other kind of media
I can't find any trustworthy sites to torrent vidya

are his fingers on the blade? how is he not cutting himself?

so you will make a copy of my own son and use it for whatever?
sure thing mate, just don't scratch the original

man, three times today were pirate faggots BTFO. How can they keep on coming back for more?

This

>Relax; I won't charge for him.
And why would I want him?

I have money, but I don't want to waste it. If I can have a game for free, I take it.

jokes on you, i cracked my son weeks ago

SPBP

Buyfags BTFO

make sure he's a girl when he returns

>pirating is not stealing an already existing copy
Nice mental gymnastics, Piracuck

He works for the mercenary, the mosquito man

What's wrong, user? I'm not passing her off as my own! You still get full credit for such a healthy kid!

>pirating is not copying an already existing copy

Don't mind me OP, just pirating your bank account.

That's fine. It's a clone. Fuck off though.

So when you're done it stays exactly as it was? Knock yourself out.

sure thing pal! you can trust me, heh heh.

Why is the pizza delivery man holding a bag of money now? What happened to the pizza I ordered? He's not getting the $29.95 plus tip because of this.

Do you even know what piracy is?

>nerds rage about people compromising other people's private property (IP) but think private companies shouldn't be able to direct traffic on their internet (net neutrality)

really tickles my pickle

>Anti-pirate fags moral outraging on Sup Forums again

You literally can do nothing to stop me from pirating games. In fact I'm pirating Nier automata tonight just because of this thread.

>WAAAAAAH STOP DOWNLOADING THINGS!!!!!
Fuck you!

Not unless he pirates it

I'm playing pirated games right now faggot. Try and stop me.

>pirating is not stealing an already existing copy

It's not, you dumb retard nigger, it's literally downloading a COPY of it, online, or buying a BOOTLEG copy of it from some vendor at a flea market. Neither situation deals with first party content being literally stolen, IE, direct profits being manipulated.

bring him in, i'll feed him well

Think about this picture for a while.

This is a stock photo.

Someone tried to get their child hired for a stock photo job of a masked man holding their son at knife point.

Please don't take my Wife's Son. Drayton will be upset, he'll beat me like he always does.

>Not pirating a cute daughter

When I pirate a game I play it for like an hour and then I get bored of it. But when I buy a game I actually enjoy it.

>can shoot kidnapper and recover son
>no company can do fuck all if you've a vpn
really makes you think

>implying you'd be OK with someone making a living clone of your wife or son and raping/beating the shit out of them.