I hate this game. It's not Zelda. How many fucking monsters in Zelda do 6 hearts worth of damage in a single fucking hit? Why are there le epic raid bosses scattered all throughout the world? I'm fucking sick of dying that lays as much as a finger on me. I'm fucking sick of hunting down Koroks. I'm fucking tired of doing shrines.
Face facts, Sup Forums. This is not a very good game.
But it is a great game and you're just shitposting.
Guess what fucko, no amount of shitposting will turn the game bad for anyone else except for you.
Enjoy :)
Let's get this out of the way, Breath of the Wild is not a very good game.
Tons of filler content
>5 dungeons, 4 copy pasted
>120 shrines, all copy pasted assets
>900 Korok seeds
Lack of enemy variety
>15 types of enemy
>4 levels each for 11 of those
>4 variants, 3 elemental, of those 4 levels
Unbalanced combat
>Combat becomes a constant numbers game
>Lack of enemy variety leads to repetitive combat
>Damage dealt is the sole difficulty factor
>Flurry rush is cheap reward that rewards quick timing, not skill
>Weapons are still too brittle at the endgame, due to the numbers game
>No sense of progression due to above factors
>Copy pasted bosses, overworld and in the dungeons
>Blood Moon happening every few minutes means combat is meaningless
No story
>17, 2 minute memories scattered around the world to increase playtime
>Zelda and Link the only characters with development
>No attachment to other characters because they have very little screen time
>Side characters are one-dimensional
>No building tension after the Great Plateau
>Significant ruins are left with no explanation
>Inconstant lore in the names of the areas
>Setting is 10,000+ years after the last NES game, which had little to no story, to distance itself from a fleshed out timeline
>Doesn't explore that period of 10,000+ years in any fashion
>Plot holes - e.g. why is Zelda still young, why did Calamity Ganon only start rebuilding himself once Link awoke, why didn't the Divine Beasts stir up any trouble before Link awoke, who the sorcerer was, etc.
>Amateur voice acting, and bad amateur voice acting
No reward for exploring due to all of the above
>great game
it's literally single player dayz
Are you a scrawny white guy?
>it's not Zelda
That's why it's good.
Yes.
Sup Forums has been shitting on this game, you're not bringing up anything new
>Get Gud
Take this (You) and fuck off.
No ammount of braindead shitposting is going to make BoTW a bad game no matter how desperate you are to convince people otherwise.
The soundtrack sucks
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
The combat sucks
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
The framerate sucks
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
The puzzles suck
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
No dungeons
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
The story sucks
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
No special ability items
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
No memorable characters
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
Totally lacks the gameplay characteristics of a zelda game in general
>no one cares, it's not about that and it was never good in zelda anyway
Starting to see a pattern here, boys?
Opinion discarded.
>these enemies hurt too bad
>these bosses are too big
>my feet hurt
>tfw no fish gf
>i could be at home shitposting on Sup Forums
I agree and I bought the game with the DLC.
Fun at first but then it becomes a chore after I uncover most the map.
>x sucks y sucks take my word for it guys
BotW blew Sup Forums the fuck out so hard they're grasping at straws at this point.
Imagine the butthurt when it sweeps awards at the end of the year
>Zelda soundtracks
>Never good in the first place
ITT: People with garbage taste still desperately trying to convince you BOTW is bad.
agreed, botw was a weak as fuck game.
i didnt even bother to finish the game due to becoming bored and annoyed with its massive pile of bugs and bulshit.
Okay. So by that logic, The Last Of Us is one of the greatest games ever? Uncharted 4 is one of the greatest game ever? Halo 4? ME3 is better than ME2&1?
Doesn't hold up.
>making shit up: the post: the human being
Every thread.
>still making this false equivalence even after it's been explained again and again that TLoU and Uncharted won awards because of completely different reasons
You're so desperate, it's endearing.
So your argument is: "it's okay when Nintendo does it?"
Awards mean nothing. BotW is a decent game, but it's not anywhere near as perfect as you dumb faggots pretend that it is.
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>your argument is it's okay when Nintendo does it
You're hardwired to be retarded and read shit that was never stated, it's impressive, you're desperate to hate on this game and it shows. Try hating on a game with flaws next time, you might have an easier time and save yourself this desperation and grasping at straws.
>How many fucking monsters in Zelda do 6 hearts worth of damage in a single fucking hit? Why are there le epic raid bosses scattered all throughout the world? I'm fucking sick of dying that lays as much as a finger on me
The 3D games have really spoiled you.
>3 months and Sup Forums still can't get over the fact that zelda is GOTY
Those are pretty much all really good points and I agree. I liked what they were doing with BOTW but I think they have a lot of room for improvement. At least it wasn't the same old tired Zelda formula though.
I'd give it a 7 or 8/10. Would have been nice to play on some decent hardware with mods possible.
Guys I can't take it anymore.
It's not fair.
All I wanted was to play a good game but everything I've bought is overhyped garbage and now it turns out that a Nintendo game is again one of the best and most important games of the decade, I simply can't take it anymore guys.
I was told that greatness awaits but I didn't know it was in another platform.
Solution: git gud
You didn't even play the game.
>criticize botw
>h-hah y-you can't handle that botw is f-flawless
wat
That's funny, I hated it because it's so mindnumbingly easy and nothing in the game was ever a threat to me except for Lynels even though I limited myself to 10 max hearts and didn't use food in battle.
You're a pathetic casual.
Xenoblade X was a much better game precisely because there were hundreds of different types of enemies that could all fuck your shit up even at max level.
>Nintendo game is again one of the best and most important games of the decade
Have you been paying attention at all this decade? BOTW did an okay (but no more than) job of what it was trying to do. It's clear in Zelda even though that the Souls games have been the most important game of the decade.
>criticize
>faggots like these still think their pathetic nitpicks can be considered flaws
>most of the time it's just baseless claims like x is bad y is shit
>still faggots like these show up every thread pretending that BotW is a terrible game but only they know so
Children that were raised by Sup Forums should be euthanized.
>nintendo trying to capture the feel of a Souls game since thats the new thing
The game is fun, but my god man, could you possibly act more like a faggot? holy shit that is some insane levels of mental gymnastics.
You sound so fucking crazy i am convinced you are a false flagger
Okay. I'll bite.
This is as close to roots as Zelda could possibly get since it's the only one in the series to properly simulate the free roaming exploration of the first entry in the franchise.
Like BotW is what the original LoZ would have been if it was made today.
Also why does the fact that the game's combat involve planning ahead of time and doing more than mashing A trigger you so much?
>Like BotW is what the original LoZ would have been if it was made today.
Which is why it's the only good 3D Zelda.
the only good 3D Zelda is Majora's Mask tho
The Zelda game that is the least like a Zelda game? Yeah fuck off.
>How many fucking monsters in Zelda do 6 hearts worth of damage in a single fucking hit?
Simple solution to that. Don't get hit.