Crash Bandicoot

Crash Bandicoot.

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more like Crass Bandicock lmao

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
I AM CRASH BANDICOOT

>that hyperinflation of chris in EP 6
Julian's trying to save his ass by slowly revealing himself.

WHOA. diaperfurs.

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>this is what passed for Sony level design in 1996

What kind of symbolism were they going for here?

I refuse to believe that is Ding Dong

ONEY PLAYS is not fucking funny. Stop this shit. They're just as bad as Game Grumps. Just shit tier gameplay coupled with a group of guys just making noises and talking far too loud

Crash Bandicute

feels good man

I always thought getting all the gems was near impossible but one of my friends insisted we try it and we did it in two days.

Pretty sure you don't understand what's going on in the webm.

I want to kiss Chris' pink lips

Play our game and tell your friends so we'll make lots of loot

>Tawna's pose and smile

>contrarian gamegrumps

Anyone know a place that has a working cb1 file? Mine poops out when I reach the 3rd island.

It's not piracy if I own a PS1 and Crash.

>All Crash threads are now only dedicated to dicksucking some literally who eceleb
I hate you underages.

Let's talk about crash and not make this another oneyplays thread

wait is this another youtuber thread and not actually about crash

>he doesnt know that you need to get all the gems in order to do that

You're using contrarian wrong

Dodoparadise

It's Gamegrumps except it's only enjoyed by contrarians. Why do I have to explain this?

I can not wait till e3 so we can see some Warped footage from N Sane Trilogy, just imagining what the Triceratops are gunna look like boggles my mind

:ok_hand:

>implying these threads ever avoid devolving into eceleb garbage or people expressing their need to impregnate Coco
That said, I want to impregnate Coco while she writes her incest fanfiction and begging me to not to cum inside her when she realises that I'm at my limit, because she wants her brother to knock her up

>Come in here expecting a Crash thread
>Get faggy lets players

fucking hell i htought this shit was impossible since i was like 7

under aged please go

Time to fire up Crash Bandicoot and finally do it, user.

will do
wish me luck

And don't even think about using savestates.

>tfw I tried it first time couple of years ago and did it pretty easily
I even got to 99 lives pretty easily, had them all little after Ripper Roo, shame that the game doesn't save them, though.

I just want the remaster to come out, I've wanted to play crash 1-3 again for like a year now and I've just been waiting because of the remaster.

fuck getting the gem on toxic waste

fuck off i was 7 and had strict parents.
i wold sneak down to my living room at 3 AM just to play some crash bandicoot and hadn't touched it since

whats the point, that slut will just leave you for Pinstripe and start fucking his cock and wanting to bare his babies...

feels bad man

I didn't imply otherwise. I didn't even get in the last island at that age. I was over 20 when I managed it

thats kinda pathetic to be honest

Tawna is a worst girl though. Coco is best, obviously.

>he doesn't want to say he fucking aced the hardest game in the entire series
>he doesn't want to see Crash's gigantic smile as he grabs those titties in the end

>crash cucked by pinstripe
I hated that

To be fair, it had been over 10 years since I played the game and first time I actually tried to get full completion

>crash threads have been female bandicoot porn lately
>tfw contemplating

Coco is also young with tiny boobs, Tawna looks like she can feed a small village with her titties

DFC for life.
Not to mention, Tawna wasn't even in trouble because she was loitering about in the bonus level maps

youtube.com/watch?v=h5OwrfAqHqo
It looks so damn good

inb4 nitpicking

Julian looks exactly like his cartoon.

Not only that but Future Frenzy is gonna look amazing aswell.

same, pretty much cant wait to see all of the levels, they can make them look so awesome, just imaging what fucking Toad Village will look like, or Hog Ride

>ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS CONTRARIAN

The jetski levels are going to be fucking awesome too.

I think it's time to talk about a very tricky topic: will N.sane trilogy feature bonus content? Like, new stages, new secrets and such?

It's an already well known fact they added time trials to Crash 1 and 2, which is awesome. But what about MORE?
Like a CTR HD teaser

What about secret codes for demos to Spyro HD remakes

fuuuck I want it now

cute-lewd is best lewd

Can a human impregnate an anthropomorphic Bandicoot girl?

no

I would like to find out the rock hard way

>waah Sony waaaah

ok hows this?

Ding Dong kinda looks like Moot

Please learn what cucking is

or this?

That would be ejaculation-worthy.

A Nina is fine too.

oh boy a crash thread I wonder if there's new screenshots of the n.sane trilo-
>oneplays thread in disguise

die

We could have a HD Elora with even skimpier outfit. In same way how Betilla the Fairy was different in Rayman origins than original wayman

Go on.

I meant twana, shit im dunk give me a break

I'm hoping for shit like stormy ascent to make it in.

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I've not played series past the wrath of cortex. What the best game after it that i should give a try?

what I am hoping for are the unfinished/cut levels from Crash 1
The power ups from Warped being unlockables in Crash 1 and 2 for 100%ing them.
a Boss Rush mode for all 3 games, with added challenges like play through them all with just 1 life etc.

Crash Tag Team Racing is breddy gud, but you can easily cheese every single race.

TWINSANITY

>The power ups from Warped being unlockables in Crash 1 and 2 for 100%ing them.
This. Especially the running power up is absolutely necessary for relic runs.

twinsanity is okay. its better then wrath of cortex in some ways, worse in others

>Like a CTR HD teaser

They must know everyone wants this. They've listened to the community so hard it's impossible they don't.

Crash Nitro Kart, despite what people say is a good kart racer, sure its no CTR, but few can be.

The GBA games are fun, they play pretty much how you would expect a fully 2D Crash game to play as.

Twinsanity is fine, but it doesnt play like a Crash game, the standard gameplay is replaced with open world collectathon gameplay, and a lot was added to the game that would lead to the downfall of the series

Yeah, they know us so well they know we would all buy a separate CTR HD in a heartbeat. That's why they carefully avoided to put it in the trilogy.

Im really hoping for a party pack after N Sane Trilogy comes out, with both an HD remaster of CTR and Crash Bash
complete with more characters and tracks/mini games

Claim you main, boys.
Mine is Fake Crash.

Wait, Julian actually is a fat mexican?

Crash. Only game where it's acceptable to choose the Mario of the game.

My go too picks are Crash, Fake Crash or Komodo Joe

F. Crash will always fascinate me. It's a living enigma.

When did this letter appear in the games?

>Made me an offer I couldn't refuse
Kekked

Ripper Roo, reporting in

>do anything in game
>manic laughter

I want an honest opinion. Even not as crash games, do the newer crash games have value?

Meh. They are kind of a mess.

Even twinsanity?

Titans and M.O.M. dont and should be forgotten

Twinsanity can be saved if, they remove the 3D collectathon gameplay, got rid of Crash being a retard and Cortex being overly flamboyant, cut out Nina Cortex and the Evil School all together.

Yes but several degrees less than MoM and CotT.
Twinsanity has the excuse it is a rushed game. The others don't.

Actual good taste.

Twinsanity and WoC are mediocre, TTR and Nitro Kart are worth playing through once, Titans is not that bad for an action game and MoM is trash.