Zero Suit Samus is a soft and weak blow-up doll who takes herself very seriously and frowns all the time
Bikini Samus is an athletic and powerful but fun-loving and seductive adventurer
Which is best?
Zero Suit Samus is a soft and weak blow-up doll who takes herself very seriously and frowns all the time
Ryan Turner
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Daniel Campbell
Both.
Hudson Scott
I wish Samus was a male.
Henry Price
>virgins projecting their headcannon onto Samus
I'll never get tired of it.
Cooper Thomas
right, cause once you're no longer a virgin, all your headcanon projections are suddenly accurate
Jaxson Walker
neither
they are both shit and ruined the metroid series
Ethan Hernandez
tfw samus will never take my virginity with her huge futa bird dick
Jack King
Yes.
Kevin Thompson
>muh headcanon
Rich.
Jaxson Brown
I like her post-game casual wear from Fusion.
Isaiah Collins
shorts a shit
Caleb Gray
I miss her hair. Current Samus looks like some kind of girl combover.
Mason Nelson
current Samus has the hairstyle of a particularly unimaginative mid-2000s female office worker.
Thomas Gray
...
Isaac Anderson
Samus is T H I C K
Michael Gray
I like this new Samus.
Isaac Bailey
>all these fuck awful bait Metroid threads get posted around the same time as one another
Stop this.
Ryder Cook
On the one hand, it would be easier to beat up a soft and weak girl and funny because of how seriously she takes herself.
On the other hand, it's more satisfying to beat up a fit girl. Tough choice, OP
Isaac Carter
Who literally gives a shit, Metroid is about exploration and shooting aliens in the face.
Mason Davis
Report and hide waifu threads.
Jordan Butler
>K
Oliver Adams
this is the reason why Sup Forums is no fun anymore.
Benjamin Nguyen
fucking DELETE THIS
samus is a strong and beautiful female character
Logan Flores
>nigerian speak of using two C's
Thomas Murphy
I want her to step on me with those heels.
Logan Price
I miss Mommy Samus
Thomas Reyes
So did they give her those boots just so they could reuse the model when they added Bayonetta?
Ayden Butler
>that cat mouth
muh dick
Adam Hall
She should have a bit more muscles.
Camden Edwards
how big is her penis?
Connor Wright
me
Kevin Powell
...
Isaiah Hernandez
fusion samus is best
tall girly samus is better than amazon samus
Mason Martinez
why does fusion samus look more classy than zero suit samus, despite the fact that she's wearing way less
Asher Cruz
>those lips
fuck
Lincoln Jackson
>Which is best?
This one.
Ethan Taylor
that's bikini Samus in casual clothes
Charles Adams
You are a shit.
Luis Clark
samus should wear a dress more often
Camden Torres
...
Bentley Morales
a dress looks good on her
Julian Cooper
Logan James
...
Ian Harris
>that back curve on the varian suit
Lincoln Gonzalez
>varian suit
Jayden Cruz
How does Samus look up when the back of her helmet would obviously prevent it from tilting up?
Andrew Rivera
it's her most underrated design for sure
Gabriel Robinson
Zero Suit >>>> The Rest
Grayson Edwards
The visor does the job.
Julian Martinez
She is so beautiful.
Samuel Kelly
The Fuhrer is pleased with your diligence, Grammar Nazi.
Mason Powell
I really that whole kind of outfit in general with the big ol hat and long dresscoat
Luis Price
y'know, now that you mention it that makes sense
William James
No, it really doesn't.
Sebastian Smith
fedora+trenchcoat
Christian Brown
She doesn't. Her whole upper body leans backwards due to her reacting to the impact of that strap.
Jeremiah Long
Watching both of them go at it with each other. Thanks Eroquis.
Josiah Green
Yet she somehow manages to tilt her head back just fine in Super when using the X-Ray Scope or when watching THE BABY drain Mother Brain
Cooper Roberts
I don't think thats a fedora isnt it more like a sun hat?
Josiah Thomas
I meant in the context of the image and the concept of the helmet being stuck to her shoulders.
Dylan Young
Despite that image the helmet actually does pivot vertically. She can look around a full 180 arc in front of herself in Super Metroid.
James Peterson
I want Samus to mommy me.
Jaxson Edwards
I want to be mommied or mommy someone else.
Jose Martin
No. The character ballot (which Bayo won worldwide out of realizable characters) was after launch.
Juan Cruz
Would you be my mommy Samus?
Charles Murphy
Intriguing but I don't have the time haha.
Hunter Price
The only Samus I want is the one that makes passionate love to Palutena.
Ryder Long
Disgusting.
Levi Kelly
Are you the guy from the other thread?
Grayson Lee
>actually wanting to get cucked by a dyke
Adam Evans
being a mommy must be the best
getting turned into a mommy must be even better
Luis Bell
Sure I would.
That's ok maybe some other time.
This is me domming my wife with my futa dick.
Agreed on both accounts!
Angel Powell
Awesome! Do you have a burner email?
Angel Smith
Sorry, she likes fit men
Daniel Flores
[email protected] if you want to chat
Aaron Gomez
>Shulk is a little kid for some reason
That comic is stupid.
Hudson Thomas
Sent
Luis Jones
Charles Gray
Shorts a best. A best!
Jace Powell
No she likes fit women who are a bit taller and stronger than her.
Isaiah Sullivan
Done
Carson Cruz
Boba Fett canonically had 360-degree cameras on his helmet. Wouldn't Samus do the same?