Hey! You playing the 3DS! what're ya havin'?

Hey! You playing the 3DS! what're ya havin'?

Guinness.

I don't drink alcoholic beverages, sir. In fact I'm not even sure why I'm here, I should really be getting home. H-have a nice day.

That tattoo on the left arm looks like it's photoshopped on

Beer. Corellian if you have it.

appletini please, easy on the tini

D-do you have apple juice? I-i'm not a fan of alcohol, I-i'm just here to meet my wife's new boyfriend.

>drinking that watered down piss stout-lite

Unless you're ordering it in Ireland, in which case: okay. Supposedly it's completely different outside of the US.

Long island

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appletini for the lady, enjoy

Regular Coke or Pepsi either is fine. I don't drink and I'm just here to support my friend's band.

thanks bro

You're alright in my book.

ugh, friend rock
the worst

If it isn't 10 dollars i'll have a bloody mary.
If not a beer is nice.

One beer please.

I'll have a glass of white wine
low alcohol content
my ex thinks I drink to much

the amount of bitch ass niggas in this thread mane...

fucking sippin on sodie pops and shit, or chick drinks.

this is what happens when you raise a child in front of a digital screen.

If you have no idea if it's different outside the US why assert it?
Still a good choice if you want to pound beer that doesn't taste like piss (bud, miller, etc) but don't want to drink 10 pints of pure syrup

I have a 3ds with resident evil on it, why do you ask?

gin and tonic and some picklebacks with friends

>man tempted by the thoughts that going out and getting drunk every night may not actually be an ideal or cool lifestyle
>lashes out
pike lottery

One absinthe to drown my sorrows

gimme a screwdriver my dude :~]

Glass of white rum, as much as you're willing to give me. A glass of water with no ice, room temperature. A small towel.

you're "that" guy huh

I'm the DD, faggot. Now fuck off and leave me alone.

One milk please

I'm 30 but legit look like I'm still 17 or in high school. Full head of hair, clear skin, full sex drive I get so much young pussy it's great. And it's all because I never drank or smoked in my life.

Old fashioned please.

Here you go
*unzips dick*

Fuck off, Leon

bless you.
Sincerely, people who do this are solid.

ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S
A NUMBER 9 LARGE
A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP
A NUMBER 7
TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE
AND A LARGE SODA

do you got a good sarsaparilla?

I mean really a tattoo's already just a skin photoshop

>Supposedly it's completely different outside of the US.
it's certainly better in an irish pub in ireland, but it's not bad at all everywhere else you straight-edge snot.

>ctrl f "on tap"
>0 results
spot the entire board who is under the age of 30

>asking for a beer instead of saying "what's on tap"
dumbshits

I'll have a Manhattan martini please, with ice.

Some proseco on rocks

One orange juice

Mikes hard or tequila with some fruit punch please.

Water.

>memechan
>young pussy
pick one

I was going to say that but went with a joke reply

Angry Orchard please.

You're a moron. Just fucking check what's on tap yourself. They have the brands on them

>And it's all because I never drank or smoked in my life.

No, it's more than likely not

Smirnoff Ice please

Some cold hard whiskey. Had a long day at work pal.

I'll have neat scotch and a glass of water.

Appletini, easy on the tini

I just really don't care bro.
Am i thirsty?
water or juice
Do i want alcohol and am i a cheapass?
A beer please.
Do i want alcohol and am i in a festive mood?
Ask around.

your favorite drink is a chick drink, fight me faggot

Jameson

Port wine and Jack Daniels please.

>implying you'll know everything on the handles
rofel
might as well ask for a queer you ninny

>above 30
>Sup Forums

this board scares me sometimes

A Kolsch, please

A Fringe Weaver and a Piano Woman please.

>being a hipster faggot

i'm surprised you can ask what's on tap in between all the cocks you suck

I'll have a Vesper Martini, please.

hahaha man u really dont like being social do u
either way how u gonna figure out if there's a sneaky deaky cider hidin around just waitin for u to find it?? homo

>cold whiskey
Disgusting, lukewarm whiskey is the patrician choice.

I want to die.

Act like you've been in a bar before. You can see the fucking handles or if it's not listed on the wall ask for a beer list. You're an asshole if you expect someone to list dozens of beers for you just to order a Bud Light.

Coming right up, madame.
>tfw no spicy wings with the Boss

Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

Someone of my superior intelligence would never willingly poison myself just for a quick dopamine rush. If I wanted pleasure I would enjoy a fine book by candlelight. There is no greater exhilaration.

I'm 34 and frequent this board.

The handles will at least tell you if it's an IPA, a porter, a stout, a golden ale or a lager. If you have discerning taste in beer, you should know this shit.

>I'm 30 but legit look like I'm still 17 or in high school. Full head of hair, clear skin, full sex drive

if i shaved my beard, same famalamadingdong, except i smoke a pack a day, regularly kill an 18 pack or most of a handle in 1 night of drinking, plus a bunch of illegal drugs

cant get laid literally ever though, so there's that

Can you give me a Pac-Man on the rocks? XD

what candle brand my guy? or do you prefer homemade?

JP?

Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale

"just to order a bud light"

why u think im askin
i like a choice..
besides i dont like wearing glasses at the pub im not a queef like u

A scotch and water. Hold the scotch.

have you been here for a while or for less than two years or so?

actually curious

Milk.

tap water

>asking what's on tap instead of knowing what you want

does your boyfriend pick out your skirts for you too?

I'll take a Tito's and root beer my man.

Chocolate.

things i drink:
ur dad's cum
ur eyeball serum
stout
cider

IPA is for weenie bangers mate
yea mate we play dressup together :~]

Your finest, cheapest tequila.

Obviously it is my own brand made from beeswax. You do keep bees, don't you? The survival of humans is inexorably linked to honey bees, as Einstein once postulated.

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not as much as I have the past several months.

not that guy but I'm 30 and have been here since I was 20

>yea mate we play dressup together :~]
>cider
yeah i bet

L O N D O N?

Haha, this man right here. I guess you can say, im reminding myself if I still feel. Turns out I still do, thankfully.

Order a beer. Don't drink and leave.

>I can't read the taps
>I can't see the prices on the tab
>Is that girl hot?
>At least I look cool without my glasses

>bringing your 3DS to the bar
People don't actually do this, right?

But I usually just get whatever sounds good, usually stouts/porters unless I'm looking to get drunk

how did u find me wtf delete this

Maker's on the rocks.

I'll take a tall glass of milk, please.

How come whiskey is so satisfying to drink yet at the same time repulsive. There's an odd attraction to it.

I bring my switch, then I go to the hottest girl and ask her to play 1-2 Switch with me.

>If I have money for a switch
>If I ever left my house
>If I could muster talking to a woman