D.Va just released for Heroes of the Storm. Why aren't you playing it?

D.Va just released for Heroes of the Storm. Why aren't you playing it?

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Many thanks to JuicyDemon for pointing out how much of a filthy slut D.VA can be.

I don't play casual games.

Cuz its not a good game fampai

>wanting to play an obnoxious character in a mindless """moba"""

>i hope you know fast you were going, buddy...

what did she mean by this?

Because I'm not a retard that plays Overwatch or a pathetic faggot that plays another shit game just because muh waifu is in it now.

Just checkin' you know you were goin' fast, buddy.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

what the hell, that game still has players?

Sup Forums doesn't play games anyways

I have too much self-respect to play MOBAs

>I hope you know fast
what?

>he doesn't know fast

Because mobas are cancer and were a mistake

dva is the worst girl from a boring game and HotS is also pretty boring after awhile

Why would I be playing dva when the alarak rework is live?

I fucking hate it when tits aren't true to their character. Especially if they have tiny fucking boobs then they inflate them to mega milks.

>Watered down garbage for Low-iq underachievers to feel good on
>Fanservice theme where blizz just lazily crams all the shitty characters from their other dead games into an even deader game

No thnx. Grow up and go install something that will actually challenge you instead of dribbling all over your keyboard all day.

And stop posting hots threads.

No one with good taste plays ASSFAGGOTS.

Everyone with bad taste should play ASSFAGGOTS so as to quarantine themselves from ruining better genres.

>blouse has no buttons until THAT far down

>artists who can't into grammar

what a horrible post this is

Because I have no interest if a tumblr character from a TF2 clone appears in a dead dota/lol clone.

>Week 4 is up in Europe
>D.Va still isn't
FUCKING

GIVE ME D.VA

I HAVE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING GEMS WAITING

GIVE DVA

They keep doing overwatch events that force you to play it for some skin or such

because my hdd failed and i have no money for a new one

MOBAs are bad and you should feel bad.

Thanks for the cute D.va skin though, nerds.

you one of those doom clone fanbois?

>plays overwatch

I don't play moba trash.

Scratch that she's up in EU now

And the music is fucking sweet

youtube.com/watch?v=XMwMGtk_0ug

I got through the tutorial, but it was so awful I can't rationalize playing more of this shit game just for a skin, especially when Blizzard has said it will be obtainable in OW eventually.

I'm waiting to play on the full map rotation instead of Braxis Braxis Braxis Braxis

>Shit community
>Horrible amounts of unfun unbalanced heroes still
>They can't fix shit

I mean it may be fun with a full party of decent players, but 9 times out of 10 HOTS is filled with drop dead, brainless morons that don't know anything and go head first into shit .. As an assassin and get picked off easily.

That or they don't know how to pick, even in Draft.. Ranked or Unranked.

Why does her HotS face look like that tranny Pistol from Tek Syndicate

MtF Shinji confirmed

>come play Blizzard's own ASSFAGGOTS so you stare at the stereotypical gaymur gurl character!
No

It's a post mop blizzard game

Nah, I just hate money hungry nu-blizzard.

because 2.0 has filled the game with shitters and its pretty unplayable

>play hots for free to get free overwatch skin
?

her face looks so weird in hots

>that Engrish
Can she canically only speak gook?

>take a big fat shit for free to get free turd
?

Anri Okita is a good look alike for D.VA btw

Overwatch is the only blizzard IP I have no interest in. Call me back when they add a sc hero or a wc hero or a diablo hero.

>caring about Starcraft after 2
>caring about Diablo after 3
>caring about Lost Vikings at all, ever

Overwatch is their only compelling IP atm desu senpai

there's like 30 StarCraft heroes already in it, including a literally who they made up just to pad out the roster

because it's a shitty moba and I already wasted 3000 hours of my life that I will never get back in Dota 2

Because HotS is trash, just like all other MOBAs? Can't even play it long enough to get skins for OW, it's so damn terrible.

shes smoking a cig and has grass in her mouth? autists are retarded

Because I despise MOBAs.

No, overwatch is really shitty dude. Those series being crap now doesn't mean they can't add old stuff. Fenix, Duke, Stukov, d2pally, the possibilities are endless. They've added too many overwatch heroes lately and they're all boring crap from a boring crap game.

Good, they should be drawing ideas from times when blizzard was great, not their modern garbage.

>caring this much about such a tiny detail

autism

>bringing up lost vikings even though they are already in the game and won't be added twice

next retro game is either Rock n Roll Racing or Blackthorne, because after blackthrone was Warcraft and they pretty much franchised the fuck out of it right away.

with those out of the way, you're gonna get a damn majority of overwatch to come.

>Good, they should be drawing ideas from times when blizzard was great, not their modern garbage.
>most are SC2 versions
Do you just not think before you speak?

From the thumbnail it kinda looked like Dva had some enormous tits. Kinda disappointed.

fuck you got me

What's the difference. Raynor in a marine suit is raynor in a marine suit. Infested Kerrigan is infested kerrigan. Tass is Tass. I wish the zealot was fenix, artanis will always be a scrawny green dude in a scout to me but whatever.

At their worst the other ips are still better than overwatch.

every overwatch hero's face is fucked up in HoTS

Is like playing to overwatch d.va but in the slowest, orthopedic, ugly and boring way possible

overwatch is trash

Bullshit. Voices and appearance from SC2 means they're SC2 characters.
>At their worst the other ips are still better than overwatch.
Good bait.

how do you like the changes? I'm still getting a feel but it's an overall damage buff I think

How is having better taste than you bait? Diablo SC and WC were all good at one point which is not something overwatch can claim.

I only played Hots for the Dva Skin

I don't even play Overwatch anymore

>stop liking what I don't like
It's complete bait. All you've done is said it was shit with no reasons.
>game is extremely popular and sold plenty
>isn't at all good ever

I don't play assfaggots nor do I play mobawatch, because I don't play casual games.

>that tank health
>that tickle damage with guns but reasonable burst damage and chase ability
>that absurd survivability because of mech/pilot switching
>that ability to just eat up damage and be a general nuisance
>that showy ridiculous ult
Yep, it's D.Va. She's just as fun to play in this.

Also she drinks mountain dew in her little character icon during gameplay.

>overwatch
>moba
>nu-blizzard

Yeah right

t. low IQ projecting his insecurities. Again

>download HotS
>controls are all fucky, keep trying to move with LMB
>clicking on this motherfucker but Zarya ain't shooting
>do I have to be closer? fuck, okay
>wait, still closer?
>closer? motherfucker, I'm practically in melee range!
>shoot grenades at a bitch
>his health barely goes down at all
>he hits me once and I'm dead
>have to wait fuckin' forever to respawn

I don't fucking get it. Is the whole game like this, or did I just pick the wrong hero to play as?

It's just extremely bland. Blizzard games used to be the paragons of their genre, overwatch is far from the best shooter available. It feels like it was made by running ideas past a focus group ad nauseum.

I just tried Tyrael because he's free and I don't know if it's me being bad at the game or if he's straight up shit. It feels that no matter what you do, he's useless. His damage is forgettable and as a tank he has like no cc at all except for his one heroic.

>That feel when Alarak now with Show of Force and Rite of Rak'shir
>Lightning - Tele - Discord deletes people immediately
DIE FOR YOUR HIGHLORD

Why is it that so many artists who seem to understand English can't into basic grammar?
Like, I don't mind if it's a translation or some ESL who fucks up some of the more difficult structure, but English is a really fucking easy language, it's not comparable to even languages that aren't insanely difficult, like Chinese.
Also, they fuck up really simple shit like forgetting basic words or fucking up basic grammar.
I can forgive them for misusing shit like except/accept, but you don't get a pass for fucking up your and you're or to and too,
that's shit a fucking 5 year old understands.

LMB for abilities, RMB for moving and targeting. MOBA controls are a little shit to get used to
tyrael sucks

The familiar scent

Valla is best announcer

that's not li li

>this will never be a porn video with D. Va and Ryan Driller where she rides him on the hood of his car until he cums inside her

Why are you familiar with male porn actors

>not knowing who Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele and Christian are
Do you even fap?

I'm bisexual and enjoy watching both sides of a porn scene.

>I'm bisexual
Can't wait until you die.

>Cigarette AND chewing on some straw
Pick one or the other for your oral fixation dammit

I already got her skin for Overwatch, so I have no need to play HotS again (for now at least).

wew

>Blizzard
Not even once

gonna just post for no reason

People here get angry at the silliest things.

I need sexy pics of her in that uniform

nice

Nigger nigger chicken dinner, give me something good.

>hearthstone with rightclicks
>now with le funny breast goblin that we paid company money to commission pornography for
game sux

give me something good

reroll

xd

>reroll
You're stuck with Kayle, faggot.

Zarya looks just fine. Her HotS model is one of the best in the game.