What the fuck happened to real footage adventure games?
Last time I played one I had a fucking 640x420 monitor
What the fuck happened to real footage adventure games?
Cameron Moore
Jacob Hill
Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
Benjamin Russell
>Challenge
Benjamin Walker
*teleports behind you*
>pffft
Michael Torres
>reload
>Sell virginity
Andrew Evans
You can always use the prize as a siege machine against castle walls or to scare orcs
Dylan Wood
>Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
Looks fucking awesome
Kayden Peterson
>*teleports behind you*
>*zip*
Josiah Russell
>Being immediately hostile to your customers
Even in what I assume is some kind of post apocalyptic nightmare, that's just fucking unnecessary
Elijah Cooper
I would like him to be my merchant
Jace Jackson
Nah, if that was the setting both of that hamplanets would be feeding some wasteland city
Juan Sullivan
That things have a sexual life and you are still a virgin
Jacob Davis
dude he has a possesed dark sword and you focus on sex? shit what I give to have his cursed sword I bet is a rare one
Xavier Cruz
Sounds like I'm doing something right.
Andrew Miller
White people.
Alexander Moore
7 bucks on aliexpress
Julian Watson
I miss Tripp pants
Zachary Foster
>Buy
Show me your wares, noble shinobi.
Wyatt Peterson
AliExpress didn't exist when tripp pants were worn. They're extremely rare these days. I've seen one faggot wear them in the last ten years.
Eli Reed
>implying there aren't black weebs
You've never been to college, have you
Luke Morales
I still do it, its just clothes
I mkight stop sincenwearing black clothes and a trench coat at 32 when im fat and falding is notm/fa/ at all but
Bentley Hernandez
480
Robert Morgan
You honestly wear that shit? The fedora meme was supposed to shame you into not looking like a retard. The only acceptable time to wear a trench coat is if you're wearing a suit in a downpour or blizzard and when then there are better coats.
Julian Rogers
You can fuck a pig too if you wanted.
Blake Walker
I got used to it so I wear the same shit for the past 15 years or so
I guess its outdated and I look like shit but at this point I lost all my hope and delusion of being happy and I don't care
Logan Cox
You might want to try Contradiction: Spot The Liar.
James Smith
>not having buy and sell in one category
>challenge
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Aaron Morales
It's a beta.
Jason Ortiz
>Not still regularly playing Plumbers Don't Wear Ties