Co-workers start talking about video games

>co-workers start talking about video games

>Wagecucks

God I can't wait until your neetbux get cut

>neet

WEW lad. How much time do you have left on gov money?

>Man Chrono Trigger on the NES was the best
>With Xbox Live you are paying for quality
>No man all PS3 games work on PS4 try a different disc
>Rise of the Tomb Raider was impossible!! The puzzles were so hard!

>when a coworker tells me why the lastest steaming pile of AAA shit that Ubisoft crapped out is amazing

Looking at you, Wildlands. I'm glad you were free, cause you're not worth shit to me.

>he wasn't born in to a rich family

You should be murdered

>OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS NEW ZOMBIES DLC SHIT IS CRAY

>just got back from gardians of the galaxy vol 2 and going to play some skyrim to some old school retro 70s music for sure wooo voted best rpg my game informer so dope

>He doesn't make money using his vidya expertise and talents
>He's scared to escape from the clutches of mediocrity and do something outside of being a slave for money

>man so fucking awrs9ke how they have that Pacman reference

>makes money playing Vidya
>doesn't consider himself being a slave to money

only benefit to being a rich NEET is that you'll snap the rope when the commoners come to get you

Why are moe posters some of the worst people on this site?

because its the only women they will have in their lifetime

What ever is the fucking correlation between the fact that EVERY neetposter is also a moeposter?!

>people shilling for companies for free
This is my trigger please use with caution

>Co-Worker starts talking about Sup Forums

>What kind of games are you into, user?

What do you say, Sup Forums?

I usually reply honestly because anyone seriously judging me on my taste in vidya is kind of a shit person to begin with

Because they have to supplement their non-existent social lives with moe anime.

The xbox live one was unironically said by all my friends. Didn't buy a single xbox product in my life. I can't pay two times to play games.

wow i hope you didnt hurt yourself thinking up that one

i had casual conversation with my boss once

>so, do you go on reddit?
no not really
>oh, how about Sup Forums?

Sounds about right.

wew look at that salt

Well?
What was the answer?

>nah, I'm not a hacker

>Faggots

Racing games

Some kids asked me that the other day and I had no idea how to respond. They went on a wild tirade about how Overwatch is great and that they play, and I quote, "rated M shooters with real guns".

I mentioned Bloodborne and Splatoon and all I got was "what's that?".

>Professor talks about playing WoW

This, holy shit. I live off my trust fund and have been taking 2 classes a semester and slowly finishing off my chemengi degree just to have a fallback on.

I don't have to pay for shit, feels good to lmao @ wage cucks

people still play that? I thought all the servers would've died from inactivity by now

i said yes since it clicked into my head instantly how popular the site is, i asked him if he did, apparently he goes to /o/ and /lit/

>Mfw I'm haxing you right now

>have a sister who was out of loop about video games because of studies since early 2000
>fast forward present
>she get a gamer bf
>she start watching EVO tournaments
>"that's cool i guess"
>play one of those repetitive mobile games
>"uuuh"
>started talking about modern's video game topic like mass effect andromeda or previously Ubisoft's argument about Ass creed not having female assassin for animation reasons
>actually defended mass effect andromeda by comparing it to Uncharted in term of animation/facial mocap and was triggered by Ubisoft for the animation problem
>she never played any of those games

i don't know what's going on but i don't like where this is going, i better not hear shit about SJW and feminism from her in the future.

is that a real drum kit or is it for rock band?

>someone calls [insert anime] a cartoon near a weeaboo
>weeaboo takes the time to note that using "cartoon" is inaccurate instead of ignoring the word entirely and talking as if the person simply used a similar word

>so braindead that parents still have to spoonfeed you

>leeching parents
Pathetic

Real

imagine being over the age of 12 and having to rely on your parents for everything

jesus

nice try but I just turned wifi off and started up my trial version of norton antivirus

>tfw waitress
>tfw shitty pay and hours

At least a coworker of mine is also a weeb and cosplays too. So I have someone to talk to about weeb shit and help make cosplays with. She can help me with wigs, dresses and other stuff.

Don't forget, another day another dollar.

Are you a waitress(male)

>Co-workers start talking about sex

I've got a coworker absolutely convinced Nintendo was going to release Breath of the Wild on Xbox and Playstation.

>that one guy who UNIRONICALLY bought a gaming PC
>he is LITERALLY whining about games like Nioh, Persona, Yakuza not being on PC

I won't fault you for not wanting to believe someone on a nurburgring laptimes simulation, but I swear this actually happens.

I never speak to my coworkers.

When I was back in middle school my science teacher was a witch. Like seriously, you know that typical image of a witch with long curly hair and wears black and shit? She looked exactly like that, albeit with not many wrinkles. Still had the nasally voice too.

Well my friend and I were huge into WoW (back in 2005) and she ended up hearing us talking about it and got excited and told us she had a 60 rogue. We were dumbfounded.

We ended up pretty much befriending her. She told us how to best use the Auction House and how to best play our classes. She was the bomb.

neat. I tried out a $8000 electronic drum kit in the shop and it almost sounded real. Symbols are still dodgy though

>TFW work in an office with nearly nothing but women and only see a guy about once a month to talk about Vidya
>My soul when he says he's been playing Mass effect Andromeda and loves it

You sound like a huge faggot

>that one coworker always complaining about Nintendo games not being on Xbox or Playstation

Th-thanks, you too.

Are the dresses she makes for you short enough for your feminine penis to poke out?

I'm mad jelly

Boys can't be waitresses

>gf starts talking about Sup Forums

When I was in middle school there was an English teacher who would just talk for the first 5 minutes if the class, give an assignment and then proceeded to put on his headphones and play EverQuest and StarCraft in class. His class was always a cluster fuck, and he didn't even notice.

He also pirated games for his gamer students. Sadly I never took class with him

They can if they wear a dress. Come on nigga this shit is first grade

Nice try kid l, but that's nothing for an expert haxor like myself

At least he didn't buy an Xbone and is acting all fanboy about it.

>Gf is a frogposter on Sup Forums
>Thinks it's cool
>You never told her you know about the site
>She believes you're a turbonormie
>But you've lurked Sup Forums and Sup Forums since 2006 and she's a fucking newfag

How is the head?

>How much time left
Until I die. Are you stupid?

RPG Maker porn games.

It is as if I made that post, christ.

>constantly calls anime "chinese cartoons"
>nobody gets it.

I feel like i do a good job hiding my powerlevel with the exception of that

>You guys already know english, right? Great, now fill out this worksheet. I gotta get back to camping eldrig the old or whatever.

Thanks

>co-workers start talking about their gf/wives

>co-workers start talking about their waifus
>they mention your waifu being shit
>to afraid to say anything

> comparing Andromeda to Uncharted.

I dont even have a ps4 and I'm triggered

>Jolly older dude in his 40s-50s at work always talking about the new Switch games and how he goes home and plays Mario Kart
>Always playful with the ladies and everyone loves him
>Big ass guy so i doubt he's getting it but who knows
>Says the new NES classic was stupid when he can just emulate all those games
>Talk about dumb / cool shit all the time like Lucha Underground and rock band

I want to be like him when I'm older

I had a science teacher like that. Maybe we had the same one, user.

Regardless, she was cool af.

"Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Madden!"
"Persona...?"

>co-workers start taling about video games
>they are talking about Mount & Blade

>Work with a bunch of Mexicans
>All they talk about is Fifa and Call of Duty

Kill me.

...

>work with a bunch of mexicans
>all they talk about is yugioh
???

Have you ever tried not being a faggot weaboo nerd?

>Topic of vidya comes up
>Jehova's Witness girl goes on an almost scripted rant about GTA
She was cute though. She was also pretty chill about most other things, although she hated anything to do with demons or the occult too. Would've loved to see her react to SMT.

>trust fund babbies

>be a teacher
>student tells me, completely unprompted, the only time he's cried while viewing any media was during the campaign for BF4

How goes the search?

>have a reputation for being fairly reserved and keeping to myself
>coworkers playing Smash Bros. in the break room
>decide to hop in for a few matches
>casually destroy everyone with Shulk
>Go home and leave people salty and bewildered

Sometimes wish I wasn't such a sperg. I never did talk to anyone much there.

>coworker won't shut up about destiny 2

>co-workers at my new job start talking about videogames
>mention that I like Monster Hunter
>nobody know what it is
>except other 2 guys that play it
This place is alright.

Also daily reminder:
Wagecuck posters are 18 years olds who couldn't get into college and are leeching off their parents until next semester.

What search, homeboy?

Just say you play them all.

>Coworker tried to get me to get Destiny
>Told him no but still insisted I add him on PSN
>Now have to stay offline whenever I play weebshit

I'm that guy, I ended up buying a Switch but still wish Nintendo bankrupts someday and goes 3rd party.

>So what kind of games do play, user?
>I stopped playing games in middle school
Danger avoided

I'm the only person at my work who even plays games. I'm not even in the gaming section but every time a customer has a question about games they send me over to deal with it.

>Co-workers try to convince you to let them set you up with one of their friends

I say open world action games, stealth games, FPS, and/or platformers.

>One of the crew leader at the place I work.
>See my cowork playing on his 3DS
>"What are you playing"
>"SMT 4"
>Too scared of talking about it more because there's another coworker that's pretty religious

>With Xbox Live you are paying for quality
dear fucking god I am triggered by this. ALL of my Xbox 360 friends spouted this shit. Until I converted them to PS3.