why didn't you buy the greatest handheld to ever exist?
>huge library of excellent games
>glorious OLED screen makes everything look amazing
>proper controls
>doesn't torture your hands like nintenbro
>hardcore weeb games made with zero desire to appeal to normies
>trophies
>easy to hack
name 1 flaw besides overpriced memory cards
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name me 10 good vita exclusives
you fucking cant. the vita is just a shittier saturn but without the arcade ports
>huge library of weebshit games (No MH included)
>glorious OLED screen makes the weebshit cutscenes look amazing
>proper controls but no MH to try them on
>doesn't give MH to your hands like nintenbro
>hardcore weeb games made with zero desire to appeal to no one and thus killing the console
>trophies are shit
>easy to hack and smash with a hammer for being so fucking worthless
:^)
It doesn't have Monster Hunter. Wish it did, I wanted one but no mh no buy
persona 4 golden
ys memories of celceta
soul sacrifice
muramasa rebirth
tales of hearts r
hot shots golf
dj max technika tune
shiren the wanderer
atelier series
edf2
easy
who cares about exclusives anyway? shit like visual novels are way better on the vita
But user, I own 2. 3 if you count my PSTV.
But I have one.
Where is Monster Hunter tho?
I have a PSTV that I don't use. Is it worth buying a Vita if I want to play homebrew shit?
>muramasa rebirth
this is on the wii, you lying bastard!
Soul Sacrifice Delta
DJ Max Technike Tune
Persona 4 Dancing All Night
Muramasa Rebirth DLC
Tales of Hearts R
Freedom Wars
Killzone Mercenary
Demon Gaze
Shiren The Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate
Mary Skelter: Nightmares
But of course you're gonna wave it all as shit games.
I did. I spent the last five hours playing caligula but I left it to charge for now.
>mfw I hacked my 3DS and still have literally nothing to play on it
>mfw I updated my Vita because of how many games I want to play still coming out
vita has better controls and 3 or 4 new stories
Only dumbasses would play the Wii version. Enjoy your horrible translation and missing out on the dlc.
Shit games are shit games, man.
Does the wii version have the DLC? The Vita got four DLC campaigns
I did, was just playing mario kart 8 deluxe... wait you mean.. the *giggles* shita... okay bud.. *brusts out laughter*
tfw hacked my 3ds and realized the only games i want to play are devil survivor and phoenix wright
culdcept will be good tho you better get on that shit
2017 upcoming Vita releases:
Akiba's Beat
Danganronpa V3
Root Double- Before Crime * After Days
Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle
Fault Milestone One
Rabi-Ribi
Tokyo Xanadu
Bad Apple Wars
Collar X Malice
Period: Cube ? Shackles of Amadeus
World End Economica
The Longest Five Minutes
God Wars: Future Past
Hakuouki: Kyoto Winds
Mary Skelter: Nightmares
Cladun Returns: This is Sengoku!
Operation Babel: New Tokyo Legacy
Fallen Legion
Summon Night 6: Lost Borders
Valkyria Revolution
Demon Gaze II (asain version confirmed for english subs)
Utawarerumono: Mask of Deception
Utawarerumono: Mask of Truth
Accel World VS. Sword Art Online
Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana
Tokyo Tattoo Girls
Warriors All-Stars
Drive Girls
Yomawari: Midnight Shadows
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>playing visual novels
I only replied to you to tell you Atelier was ruined by pandering to waifufaggots.
3DS is the superior handheld.
What a horrible fucking drawing, her proportions are completely fucked beyond repair.
I didn't have as much fun with it as I did my PSP, but I enjoyed making nice wallpapers for it.
The only thing I really use it for at the moment is remote play my ps4. My ps4's hdmi ports are fucked, and I can't get a signal on my tv, so using the remote play features to try and change the resolution is almost a work around.
Fuck I hope it stops fucking up by the time Tekken 7 gets here.
Not to mention comfy as fuck PS4 remote play
>>doesn't torture your hands like nintenbro
The thing has horrendous ergonomics and barely any grip.
Also convex analogs are always a bad idea.
Its a nightmare even compared to the 3DS.
that is bullshit and you know it.
Every single nintendo handheld has always been some rectangular shape and I can't hold it for over 1 hours without it feeling kinda shitty. Nintendo has never been able to do ergonomics for shit on their handhelds. Vita and even psp are fine, I can hold this for hours without feeling bad on my hands.
How? The only handhelds that ever cramped my hands were the DS Lite and the Gameboy SP.
the PSP was too heavy, I mis my old fat PSP.
>huge library of excellent games
In my entire time of owning a Henkaku vita, I found 6 enjoyable games. Trails of cold steel/2, Danganronpa 1,2 AE, and P4 Golden. And guess what? Every single one of them is multiplat, or got ported to PS4.
>glorious OLED screen makes everything look amazing
Don't kid yourself. Even the switch has a better screen. Hell, A samsung Galaxy has a better one. Are you this inept at knowing your tech user?
>proper controls
Hell fucking No. Its the worst analog stick i've ever held. Completely flat, not enough thumb space and it has this annoying click every flick.
>doesn't torture your hands like nintenbro
Are your hands fat or something? Jesus user. 3DS is no different than a phone. I'd argue the PSP/Vita's rounded shape is uncomfortable as fuck to hold.
>hardcore weeb games made with zero desire to appeal to normies.
This is supposed to be a good thing? The point of games is to sell to wide audiences, not to be a sekrit club. Also the only "Games" i've seen on vita are Borderline porn novels with no substance or shit like senran kagura which clearly only appeals to the lowest denominator of masturbating trash basement dwellers who've never seen a real girl in their lives. No thank you.
>trophies
Never been a good thing. If you need someone to make up your achievements, you need to re-evaluate your life. Make your own goals.
>easy to hack
Yes, but with no added benefits. Henkaku needs to be loaded every time, and Emulators/PS1 loading can be done more efficiently and comfortably on any phone.
Pic related. Its how much I sold this piece of trash for after buying it for $10 at gamestop a year ago.
>not playing visual novels
found the pleb
Can I have one I really wanna play p4g but I'm poor
Get a PSTV, they're worth less than the paper your money is printed on you'd spend on one
>buys a playstation shiTV
>tries to comment on the vita screen
lmao stay retarded
Have a pity (You) since nobody gave a fuck about your post.
>Vita and even psp are fine, I can hold this for hours without feeling bad on my hands.
Here's a list of things that make it bad user
Glossy finish on the body although that's more on the original the touch pad is like that on all models.
Micro sized buttons
Curved shoulder buttons
Convex analogs
Curved edges that provide no grip especially when using the oddly placed analogs
The only way you could find it comfortable is if you're one of those people who hold it in the fingertips like a retard which in and of itself is terrible due to the weight and button placement.
>Shiren The Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate
not exclusive.
It's a long running thing mate.
Then buy me one user I live in a homeless shelter
name 10 good 3ds exclusives
>monster hunter
>pokemon
>phoenix wright
ummm..............
and they all have the added bonus of looking like dog vomit
Classic Vitard
He literally says that he owns a Vita in the first part of his post.
B-but I did!
Memes aside I don't like the selection of games. Its to weeb for my taste
being a vitafag sound like suffering, you know for the lack of a propper MH game, I bet that any vitafag would sacrifice all those new games for a 4U port, have a (you).
All your arguments is pure bullshit for the sake of shitposting.
>Its to weeb for my taste
You might as well avoid the 3ds as well then.
sorry mate if you're not 100% weeb you have no taste
tough luck innit
>pure bullshit
>facts about the system
What exactly do you think the Vita is?
>>glorious OLED screen makes everything look amazing
Yeah, people JUST NOW getting vitas won't have this.Like me, I own a slim.
>Hack 3DS
Play:
Rhythm Thief - (Finished then Bought)
Doctor Lautrec - (Finished then Bought)
Kirby: Planet Robobot (Finished then Bought)
Project X Zone 2
SMT: Devil Survivor Overclocked (Finished then Bought)
Monster Hunter X (Played then Bought Generations)
Rhythmn Heaven Tengoku + (Imported and bought)
Ex Troopers (Finished Then Imported)
Tons of Indie Eshop goodies like Boxboy, Citizens of Earth and Gunvolt
And many, many others thanks to JKS save backups
>Hack Vita
Play:
Danganronpa - (Bought for PS4)
Deemo - (Dropped)
Exist Archive - (Dropped)
Senran whateverthefuck - (Dropped)
Valkyrie Drive - (Dropped)
Dungeon Traveler 2 - (Dropped)
Akibas Trip - (Dropped IMMEDIATELY)
Gal gun - (Dropped)
Demon's Gaze - (Dropped)
P4DAN - (Dropped)
Trails of Cold Steel 1/2 - (Finished, then Bought on PS3)
They aren't exagerating when they say the vita library is nothing but fanservice tits n ass. It's got no grounds to stand on other then being fapbait filler fluff. The games are shallow, repettitive garbage that lose being fun after the first two levels, and the only thing I can assume that keeps people going is the stupid cosmetics and obvious swimsuit/Lewd/Nude fanservice.
Its a handheld for basement dwellers who don't know how to socially act with other people. And thats no joke. I gave it an honest try, and all of its "Hard hitting titles" are a complete joke, and just downright creepsville.
The only statement I agree with is the shoulder buttons being shit. Dpad and buttons are the same size as my 3ds and I've never heard heard a complaint about them.
too bad 3ds monster hunter sucks because of the garbage underpowered hardware and awful controls
need to wait for the switch version before we finally have something good
Unless your definition of "weeb" is anything made in Japan then its extremely easy to find non weeb games on the 3DS.
I have a vita spent my day playing Innocent Life and Producing Perfection. I want a PSTV but I'm a canacuck and they're hard to get for a good price here.
>Micro sized buttons
Show me 1 (one) current handheld that has buttons bigger than the Vita.
Even the N3DS XL buttons have the same size.
And no, the Switch isn't a handheld.
Why didn't you buy gochiusa wonderful party for it?
>Dpad and buttons are the same size as my 3ds
What.
I'm looking at my Vita and 3DS right now and its as clear as day that they're smaller.
you should migrate to neogaf or the kotaku comment section, you'd feel more at home there my friend
>vita
>I bet that any vitafag would sacrifice all those new games for a 4U port
What's up with you and Monster Hunter? Didn't even mention it.
Fuck off to neofag
>the Switch isn't a handheld.
Yeah, it's a video game console that you HOLD in your HAND
100% accurate image desu
You mean the only place on the internet to think the vita is a worthwhile purchase?
Why would he go there?
MH4U
MHXX
Pokemon X/Y
Pokemon S/M
LBX
Fantasy life
RF4
Pokemon super mystery dungeon
Animal crossing new leaf
Fire emblem games and kirby games in general just to not list them all.
I have a regular 3ds and they're the exact same.
It's funny how sonygroes flip flop from the switch being a home console and a handheld when it suits their argument.
even on neofag there are pockets of patricians with refined taste, it seems
>If you have normal everyday opinions that contrast with the Sup Forums hivemind you are automaticall neogaf.
You guys are an absolute riot when you can't even defend your claims and all you can say is "Hurr durr go to neogaf" I've never been on any forums outside Sup Forums since 2008. All you new kids who think this Sup Forums mentality = Being a 4ever alone loser are drinking far too much R9K meme koolaid.
For your own sakes get out of the house and get some sun. You visit this place far too much, and you obviously can't handle it yet.
>being a vitafag sound like suffering, you know for the lack of a propper MH game
Common assumption by nintenyeardrones. As someone who has over 1k hours on the ps2 Mon hunt and over 500 on the psp ones, I will say I'm fucking glad Vita didn't get that shitty rehash. Instead of actually upgrading the graphics for the next gen, they rehash it with a few new monsters. Every mon hun is a shitty rehash these days.
Vita gets way better hunting games. Soul Sacrifice is a fucking masterpiece in story telling and I don't even care if it's made by inafune.
Toukiden experiments with much faster pace combat. While it's kinda did drag on, it was unique enough to be fun. Toukiden 2 experimented with seamless open world and did it perfectly. No need to separate every zone by a shitty loading screen anymore, it's much more fast traveling.
God Eater has unique crazy fast pace combat that makes it fun. mon hun feels like a drag when compared to this beast.
Every hunting game has done way better than the slow pace monster hunter. Not to mention their graphics is actually made for modern day console while monster hunter is stuck in the ps2 days.
art direction > graphical power
grimdarkshit looks like shit
all garbage besides mh and pokemon
tough luck
> Soul Sacrifice is a fucking masterpiece in story telling
As someone who has 300+ hours in SS. You're abso-fucking-lutely biased and filled with shit. Irs good sure, but If you truly think its a "Masterpiece" in storytelling of all things you seriously need to read some fucking books man.
They very clearly aren't.
Every model of the 3DS has bigger face buttons than the Vita.
>then its extremely easy to find non weeb games on the 3DS.
You speak as if the vita is hard to find non- weeb games. There are tons of great ones like Killzone Mercenary, Resistance, Uncharted and lots more that are indies like Salt and Sanctuary. Shit isn't hard to find non-weeb games if you actually look at what comes out for it.
>Switch will get E# coverage
>Vita will not.
It's that simple. And i'm not even a Nintendo or Sony fag. Just stating the clear facts that you all are obviously too blindsighted to see.
Change PC and 3DS to great gameplay and Vita to shit and you've for yourself an accurate image.
tfw going to bed and reading 30 minutes of your current VN before falling asleep
vita means life
Hey bro.
Theres these things, not sure if you've heard of them?
They are called BOOKS.
ok, enjoy your obscure weebshit game #357 I guess, don't worry I will be just here playing Zelda and other huge franchises that even normalfags know.
Most people who are defending the Vita are early adopters that were burned hard by the game drought after Sony dropped it.
too bad there's never been a book better than steins;gate
you have shit taste. Soul Sacrifice has the perfect narration, the perfect storytelling and the perfect music to set the tone and mood.
It is a fucking masterpiece especially if you get the new ending in Delta.
Also, I bet you never bothered to sit down and actually read through all the storytelling in each lore page.
Can't wait for the definitive version to come out.
FACT: The only reason the vita gets coverage here, is because of the likeminded reclusiveness of Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /jp/ and /R9k/ who believe the Vita is a safe haven for their discussions.
Not a single soul outside these forums walks around with a Vita in their pocket anymore in large cities such as London, New york, Los Angeles Tokyo and Paris.
However, Everyone today is walking around with Switch cases and Samsung Galaxy phones/Droids.
You mean the series that started out as a fucking manga?
Have a (you)
Anyone who thinks sony is even going to mention it is delusional.
i never played RS but i know some japs who are wild about the series
is this the best one
Toss up between 2 and 3.
You're comparing A fucking Visual novel to the works of Jules verne, Charles darwin, Ayn Rand, Ray Bradbury, and Steven King sir. You're not going to win no matter how hard you try, and nopbody here agrees with your awful taste.
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It is often ranked as among the best SNES RPG's if that means anything. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if nostalgia is a factor but it seems to have enough mechanics and an interesting enough story to really carry it such as sparking and the emperor succession.
Can we just kill this fucking frog already. I'm so fucking sick of seeing it now. Why do you even save these images? To what end? Surely people can't still think these images are worth anything anymore. they're just plain annoying now.
I only got this thing for Gravity Rush but I couldn't find any copies.
I wanted a physical copy idk why
I had Rayman, Katamari, & Dragon's Crown. Those were fun and I was ecstatic when I finally got GR
Never finished it
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I've always looked at it as a handheld because that's what it fucking is. It's a fucking nvidia tablet running a custom (probably linux or unix based) rom that has detachable controllers. It's a goddamn suped-up shield. Nintendo knows that the only way they can sell consoles after the debacle that was the Wii U is to distance themselves from the Wii name AND style all together. So the made a big honkin' single screen 2ds, slapped an HDMI out on it, and told everyone "OH WE SCHWERR IT NOT HANDHERD IT CONSORE NOW BUY IT ROR" knowing damn well Nitenggers are going to eat it up. Well fuck them. It's a Handheld just like a 2ds, except the battery life of a fucking Sega Nomad.
>Gravity rush
On PS4 and remastered.
>Rayman
On everything, and getting definitive on Switch
>Katamari
Terrible compared to the first 3.
>Dragons crown
On PS3.
Not a single reason to own it.
I did.
The only ones who didn't are vapid drones or people who fell into an ancient meme.
ps3 games are better on the vita because it gives you 1 more reason to throw that console in the dumpster where it belongs
>proprietary memory cards
>Battery life of a sega nomad.
Stoip parroting Sup Forums. Switch owner and mine lasts for about 8 hours off charger. I know because I left it on one day before work, came home after shift, and it still had juice without ever acessing sleep mode.
If you're going to spout shit. Do your research first. Honestly.