Have fun collecting korok seeds

>have fun collecting korok seeds
>have to do main quests because i have all the seeds and heart/stamina upgrades
>immediately get bored
Why is seed collecting so fucking comfy?

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i only collected seeds i found incidentally

but shrine hunting was my jam. i wouldn't fight ganon until i got all of them.

i want her to collect my seed

>Enjoy BotW for the first 4 hours
>Tolerate the game for the rest of the duration of the game
>But tremendously enjoy the game whenever Kass is around
curse nintendo for making me the equivalent of a shit-eating waifufag.

I want him to collect my seed

gay

Get married first Link

Finding seeds just feels satisfying and I don't know why

only gay for him

>tumblr art

>hating tumblr art

what are you
gay

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Link isn't gay, it's time to let go

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tumblr draws actua-
>abs
no

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How can fujoshis and Mipha/Paya/Rijufags even compete?

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>not being a multishipper

w/e bro

>I like doing boring brain dead activities, and the instant the game forces me to be more active/interactive, I get bored because I have shit tier attention span
The definition of a casual right here.

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Link is for his own dick

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from the thumbnail it looked like he had a boner

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They aren't seeds.

It's fecal matter. Nintendo knows it's fan base will enjoy any shit they give them.

So to mock their sheep they have you 900 turds to find.

>Making good bros gay

No

it's not gay if it's a fish

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It's the Yahaha and the Jingle that makes it all worth it in the end.

YEHAHA

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Is this the lewd thread?

I love Shrines

They are fun

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its a thread for everyone

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Not quite, Link and Zelda have to get married first

comfy post game living

>Kass doesn't have a voice actor

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I will say this for BoTW:

For most open world games, once I get to the end of the story I am typically done and move onto something else without looking back.

With BoTW, I am planning on going back and finishing up any quests and shrines I did not do. Only reason I stopped was because of all the other games coming out at the time.

Fuck the Korok Seeds though.

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BULLY!

That's cute

Homemaker DLC when

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I know people would have been shitty about it, but I was actually kind of disappointed that Ganon didn't take some kind of cool looking humanoid form similar to Ganondorf for the last phase of the boss

rape! Rape twink!!

Yeah that's a minor criticism I have. I get that they were going for the angle that ganon was kind of a force of nature style evil and making him a dude would have ruined it, but still...

Only Zelda can rape Link

>Fuck the Korok Seeds though.
Delete this.
>Ganondorf's last appearance was Twilight Princess
>A game that came out in 2006
Gonna be pissed if he's not in the next one.

>sidon, mipha, riju and the other BOTW npcs will never show up in a mainline zelda game again

it hurts...

Link is adventuresexual

>Zelda asks to fuck
>no way fag
>old man tells him about demon that needs slain in a castle that needs explored
>goes behind bushes and beats off

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No way, she's been waiting 100 years, Link's not getting out of this one

link is whatever sexuality you chose to impose on him since he's made in a way that lets you self insert. If you want him to be a raging faggot that rubs up to dudes in his underwear you can do so.

Except you can't because Link gets hit on by dudes in the game and the only choice is to tell them to fuck off

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>people who can't have fun in well-made open world games

>given freedom to do whatever you want and the first thing you do is find out a way to suck the fun out of it.

My friend is like you, I'm sure you both suffer from very specific form of OCD.

I completed my first playthrough of BOTW as a 3 heart run just to see if I could do it and it made the game a lot of fun for me. I Basically stealth/environmental killed everything. I felt like Batman, I was constantly rich from selling all my heartpieces and used maximum prep-time for every region.

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L-l-lewd...

>giving fish boobs
don't

do female Zora also have sharp teeth

What would you do if you were Link in this situation?

Get comfy and bask in the female attention.

When I was a teenager girls used to invite me to sleep in beds with them. I was too timid to escalate things (although I made attempts) but I remember the coziness of sleeping in a big bed with a girl on each side of me.

>Zelda isn't actually in the game

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She is, in the ending

That's not in-game

I was the opposite, I was focusing on side stuff so much until I got incredibly bored and haven't seriously touched the game for over a week. Can't be assed to finish last divine beast/castle.

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>These are my dedicated water and sky horses.
>Eh, aren't those-
>They're horses.

Pretty good.

Is Kass a good father?

I just get koroks that I come across. Hardly ever actually go looking for them. I still like hearing "ya ha ha" for some reason, though.

his kids all love him so probably

>literally never home

he's saving hyrule by giving messages to the hero

he goes home instantly when he's done with that

He does come home eventually though

There was nothing better than being out and exploring only to find yourself drawn to the faint sound of an accordion.

I love this game, but the goddam controls are awful. Can't tell you how many arrows I've wasted by accident.

You pressing the wrong button isn't the game's fault user

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the controls are pretty tight IMO

I want Kass in Hyrule Warriors 2

I thought that BotW had to be amazing for me to keep interest in vidya because my interest in it was dying and it was even better than I expected.
Future looks bright guys.

I haven't had any problems with the controls other than at the very beginning. I kept pressing the wrong buttons. Try using the Duplex Bow. It's great for helping to not miss.

Homos out

if you hate gays why are you posting yuri

>Did everything possible before doing any dungeons
>250+ hours later
>Still haven't done dungeons
>Realize I had to set a mental block to put them off for so long and now I can't remove it
Please help. I'm looking for everything but dungeons. I'm looking for bombable walls and meltable ice on maps that I may have missed, I'm that far gone.

They are straight, STRAIGHT

whatever homo

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