Fuck Mario Kart

Fuck Mario Kart.

It's a shitty Bloodborne ripoff


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pic related is better than every mario kart combined

>Got hit by a red shell flying over a gap
>Got slammed by a blue shell when Lakitu was picking me out of the lava

Now THAT was some hot dogshit

>its a blue shell hit you and you're instantly in 7th place episode

>have plenty of time to move out of the way of the peel
>don't

>running into a banana

yeah it sucks, but come on.

>Can still get hit by red shells during gliding sequences

>It's a "red shell was coming for your ass whether someone passed you or not" episode
>Still get slammed with everything despite being in like 6th place

Is that the new Daisy?

I remember when I was young. My older sister played this game and made me go in first place in case there was a blue shell. She would deliberately let me go in front of her but stop just before the finish line so she could win.

Shut up Vinny.

Bruh. You could have avoided all of that if you just didn't hit the peel, bruh.

Yeah, and if they didn't hit that banana peel they would have crossed the finish line before any of the other shit could hit them.

That said, I do think it's a little fucked that the blue shell hit them despite obviously not being in first place.

>Picking the tryhard build
>Not even bothering to firehop
>Running straight into a banana like a scrub

Had it coming desu famalam.

Should Mario Kart have a Story mode?

meant to respond to

Blues go after whoever's still in the race and happens to be first.

You cant firehop anymore dummy

Just give me a rerelease of Diddy Kong Racing god dammit

>That game absolutely beat my ass as a kid
>Never made it to the end, silver coins fucked my shit all up
>Only filled in 1/4 of the pig face
>mfw finding out as an adult you can fuck that game up by mashing accelerate after hitting a boost

>driving straight into a banana

>Missed the Space World.

I pity you

How does it feel knowing Sonic has a better Kart Racer than every single Mario Kart game ever made?

No it's shit. He clearly could've avoided that banana.

Dude, how were you 1 lap ahead of everyone else?

>streetle/roller tires
have fun with no speed fag, pipe frame/slim tires master race

I theorized that the blue shell locks on to its target after passing fourth place after playing 7 for so long

running into the banana like a FUCKING RETARD

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i wish the items were more sega themed

Any other racer I would be mad as fuck if it happened but Nintendo games are special. These moments are part of what makes Nintendo games so good. You'll never have a memorable time losing with any game by any other company.

>4525
Mario isn't good because PsyRedTails likes it

I wish the All-Star Power retained its charm from the first game. Now it's just plain

>its a you get a Super Horn from the Item Box and you hold that shit for dear life episode

>Get Super Horn
>Chance of being hit by lightning suddenly jumps up to 75%

I swear there's a algorithm in the roulette for this shit

Both of these. Everything else was pretty good, except the guest characters and some of the models (Beat and Gum not being celshaded) and some of the animations looked pretty stiff and uninspired.

The All-Star power was especially meh. Ryo Hazuki's was just lazy. Instead of turning into a Forklift or getting hte motorcycle, you just get your jetmode vehicle, and little forklift ghosts just circle around you and hit people. Also they sound mixed the Earth and Sea song horrible, and it's super low in the background.

Seems to happen every time I get a gold mushroom too

He's clearly not

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that fucking bullshit

>Get a horn
>All of a sudden red shells, lightning, and blue shells like it's fucking fist of the north star

HAHAHA REKT

This nigga gets it

Did you fuck her?

>people STILL run low-acceleration builds while playing with items

...

>The way the Inkling Girl just rams her ass in your fucking face during the countdown

Nintendo
Nintendo please

>Get slammed into 12th place due to bad luck
>The guy in 11th is throwing all his shit backwards in an attempt to hit you

I thought this race was a free for all but clearly it's just 11 people doing their damnedest to screw me over.

>it's a you get a superhorn and a blue shell is coming for you and a boo steals it right before you use it episode
I've got at least 30 hours in MK8D and this has happened every time I had a superhorn in 1st. This shit can't be a coincidence.

>Rubs mummified monkey paw

I remember emulating that

Holy shit why, that game is just a fucking cakewalk compared to the 64 version

>punish players who do well
>reward players who are shit

Wonder what kind of people would like this game?

People that like fun and have friends.

>hit a banana
>doing well

That's fake fun.

Morton players deserve worse, frankly.

Did you know that lighter characters have higher acceleration and thus recover faster?

What do you expect playing a character that looks like it was born to be cucked.

And fake friends.

eat shit morton cucks

pretty sure even he wouldnt go head first into a banana thats just sitting there
although it is vinny after all

This was surprisingly mediocre when I went back to play it again

This is one thing that bugs me in MK8D. The new stat spreads makes it so most heavies can have high speed and good acceleration. The only thing other weight classes have now is better drifting boost, which isn't a very consistent advantage.

>The new stat spreads makes it so most heavies can have high speed and good acceleration
It was like that in MK 8, too, but nobody bothered because the item spam wasn't completely retarded.

Were two items a mistake?

No because 8's system was stupid

Not as long as this is an item

I like his art

Triple items/Crazy 8s instantly spawning is worse.

>In first with second place right behind you
>Blue shell locked on to you
>Time it perfectly and evade the explosion with a mushroom

Is there any better feeling?

>nintendo toddler games

>playing them seriously