Hey user, you bought my game right?

Hey user, you bought my game right?

Yeah

No

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Yea, Todd!

This one, right?

Good job user! You won't be visited by the Mysterious Stranger tonight!

this man is an imposter im taking you in for supporting illegal contraband

I PIRATED FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM THEN MADE COPIES TO DISTRIBUTE TO MY FRIENDS!

FOR FREEEEEEEEEE

Yeah it was great.

It's okay user, we can talk about this.

Just let me in and we'll have a calm, polite conversation.

Say that again to me...in person

Okay Todd, come on in

Hahaha that's funny user, why did you lock the door? I just want to talk to you.

Ok but you'll have to bring ladder if you want to meet me at eye level todd.

Good. Now go to your computer and buy Fallout 4 and Skyrim Remastered for you and your friends. This doesn't have to end badly.

Oh fug

HOLY SHIT

Look at me go, Todd. I sure do love Fallout New... err Capitol wastes. Look at that green, mmmm.

Todd, we've been over this before, I already bought all your games, even the ones you didn't make.

That's a good start. It would be a shame if...something happened to you before you bought all of Bethesda's games.

The only games I don't own from you on steam I have physical copies of Todd.

We can't keep doing this every 4 hours.

Put fallout 4 on sale again you little twerp

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Just who are you calling little?

I bought Morrowind and Oblivion, were those your games Todd?

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>little

I'll have you know I - I mean, Todd - is 6'1. There's nothing little about that stud.

You

Todlett Howard

You!

Sorry Todd, but there was a better game on sale earlier. I just had to give up on buying your game, but I can get around to buying it after I finish playing this new one.
No Man's Sky

They are ALL my games, human!

pirated games

SIX FOOT ONE YOU FUCKING MANLETS

SIX

FOOT

ONE

This meme is not funny.

Oh, is it ok that they were used?

>6'1"
>not a manlet

NO WAY FAG

Fallout New Vegas

this is the funniest Sup Forums meme

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Zzzz.... Huh what? Oh Hi there user. I just had the worst nightmare that some people were not buying my games.

You DID buy Fallout 4 right user?

Who said that was a dream Todd.

Played all of them, bought none

THAT WAS A DREAM I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAMES

Todd, your games suck.
You haven't had an original game in years.

Fuck off, go play fallout shelter queer.

What did you say user? Couldn't hear you over the sounds of me FUCKING YOUR WIFE

Jokes one you I'm not into women

!!!

Yeah. I'll keep buying them, but know you can do much better as a designer. I don't even care about you ly- I mean being completely honest. I just hope you can stop sinking to the level of normies. Make RPGs again.

Starfield better be Space Morrowind.

Have a nice day Todd!

Did you buy MY game?

Todd, you gave me Skyrim: Remastered for free.

>An anti-Todd who asks if people purchased Fallout New Vegas and is perfectly okay if they didn't
Oh wait, that's just J. E. Sawyer

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Fuck off, nerd, we're talking about Fallout 4 here

The only Fallout games I'll ever buy are 1, 2, and New Vegas. I'll never buy your games, Todd! NEVER!

Hey user, you bought Fallout 1, 2, and/or New Vegas, right?

Yep PoE too

Alright, have a good day

Hello boys. I recieved a call about someone NOT owning fallout 4 and the season pass. Care to elaborate on that?

Yeah I think Fallout 4 doesn't look good so i haven't bought it.

the base game was shit, so I returned it.

>[x] no

imposter

Hey Todd, you mind if we make another game, a lot of people really seemed to like New Vegas and many OG Fallout fans still regard it as a masterpiece even through we had a year and a half to do it. If you give us more time and a better engine I think we can make magic happen twice. What do you say?

Sure thing. Take as much time as you need to make it perfect, too.

>This will never happen

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IMPOSTOR

*4 months later*
Hey guys we got a new project in the pipeline and we don't want your game undercutting it. Make sure to have it ready to go in 4 months months okay? Whats that, 3 months isn't enough. Two months is really being quite generous you know. Back in my day I'd kill to have a month to develop an rpg

Todd Howard looks attractive for a game developer.

Todd Howard doesn't do any of the actual development work

how can todd be involved with the elder scrolls if all the dwarves are gone?