Why didn't Link fuck Paya? He easily could have, everyone could tell how thirsty she was for that D

Why didn't Link fuck Paya? He easily could have, everyone could tell how thirsty she was for that D

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Part of being a responsible adult is not chasing every piece of ass that floats your way. He was also very obviously in love with Zelda.

Literally made to get BLACKED. She can't have Link but she can have the BBC.

she's a cuckqueen and got off watching Link fuck Zelda instead

Link is an alpha male he would fall for the submissive beta neckbeard bait

Link is only for Kodah. Miphafags get out.

Paya is the worst NPC in BotW, not even exaggerating. Dumb and pointless.

*would not

Bullshit, alpha males love submissive women. But then, all women are submissive to an alpha male so it's a moot point.

Sup Forums's submissive beta neckbeards prefer women who will take the lead for them.

How can a girl fuck another girl? It's impossible

Why would you settle for some autist when you have princess pussy waiting for you.

T. Virgin

Not with that attitude!

stfu faggot ur girl sucks any dick that comes her way

The biological imperative of men is to spread the species as much as possible, so yes it does mean chasing every piece of arse that floats your way.

You can't impregnate an ass smartguy.

NO, alpha male went for confident charming competent women, and took the challenge to turn them into submissiveness.
only beta neckbeard directly went for this shitty bait

youtube.com/watch?v=jM4Qnts5ePM

BBC is a myth

Real alpha men make other alpha men into their submissive bitches.

t. cuck

That's called being a cuck

After seeing all trap Link and sub Link pics I can't imagine BotW Link dominating someone.
I mean, even pic related BotW Link won't be a man who dominates

I can try

All Links are extremely dominating, they just don't look it.

No, it's not.

>WW Link
oh yeah you are right

good luck with her

Nintendo doesn't make porno games.

Shame really.

No problem.

We need a "no way fag" with every single girl from a zelda game that wanted links d

Stay mad white boi

there is no blacks in Zelda.
Best you could have to satisfy your fantasies is there sucking some gerudo's clit.

>implying

>alpha male went for confident charming competent women, and took the challenge to turn them into submissiveness
Son, you consume too much romance. Re-enter reality where next to no one cares about that shit.

And the bitches aren't even real. You aren't impressing any girls with your fucking dialog choices lol

Did you miss the part during "the stolen heirloom" where you spend the whole day with her in her room or what

Fuck off degenerate

This made me sad