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and this is why I refuse to play on any /tg/ branch

Lizards are cute though

I do agree that /tg/ is trash these days though. I've been more into Lifeweb lately.

>tfw Paradise is now full of furries

God damn it

I'm in down bad bruh.

So you only play on goon?

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>Virology Space Plague Beginning in Virology
>Roboticist bitching for materials from dead Miners
>Rampant Shitcurity ruining fun
>Understaffed Medbay, backed up corpses
>Chef gibbing every living thing, oppressing Botanists
No, no really, Cap, you and the Heads go and live in your nice RP land where you get direct contact with AI and fun gimmick it does, then vanish when you're needed, jackoffs.

Furries and no erp.
At least you get to watch them die often.

THE TIME TO PURGE THE NON-HUMANS HAS ARRIVED

>tfw even the FTL13 server doesn't have slug/insect people besides the dumb fucking flies

Ah, a fellow child molestor. How do you do?

>I've been more into Lifeweb lately.

Trash attracts trash it seems.

>[common] xenos got out of xenobiology!
>Mary Sue Donutsteal (Captain) has entered long-term storage

Also, Vox are superior to Lizard people.

Robust clowns are scary.
t. unrobust shitler clown

>>>paradise

>[common] Hey Sec, Can I make something fun like a fighty mech, or construct something in the bar like a disco?
>IAMTHELAW[No Response]
>Make it anyway
>20 minutes later get shot by HoS because you're breaking da rulez.
Ever since I got shot by an HoS immediately on no investigation because a traitor lied and told them I was evil, I have come to despise them like everyone else.
Yes I did ahelp it

Fuck a xeno TODAY

>implying the ligger wouldn't get gassed by the AI before anyone got gunned down

pretty good

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>playing HoP
>go full papers please mode
>everybody that comes to my office gets a shitload of paperwork and documents to fill out
>crew gets pissed off
>lynch mob forms in front of my office
>pull out my egun and fire warning lasers
>only goads people to start smashing down my desk window
>dunk a greytider climbing over my desk
>BWOINK lol enjoy ur ban :^)

Is it truly impossible to have fun anymore?

is /tg/ still running the supermatter as default? it's so boring

>paperwork is fun
I'd lynch you anyday.

what serb?

liggers are why I quit /tg/ and by extension SS13 because all the servers are shit now

Real talk
Why can't anyone make their own server?
Are there no host clients nor open source devkits?

who here /colonialmarines/?

I believe it was /tg/

Used to do the same thing playing as QM, haven't played in a few years though

>Playing post-chromies update
Just fuck my shit up.

>TG

What are you talking about?
Anyone can host a server.

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Hey man, how do I join lifeweb?
The joining process is about secretive.
I should have jumped on it harder a few years back when it was starting up.

Making other projects is kind of finicky. If you base yours off of, say, /tg/ or any other open-source code, you have to make your project open-source as well. Straying from this tends to lead to a lot of autism and DMCA claims, as seen with the recent FO13 debacle.

It's better than

>yo hoppy gib maint access
>sure here u go

Join the discord and read the FAQ.

find a discord invite
have an old enough ckey (or $15)
get approved by the Inquisition

easy as that

>marines going apeshit for attatchments
>"unga bunga me want attatchments"
>calling people baldies
>fucking with the MP's

Colonial Marines is pretty shit but damn if some of the things that go on there aren't funny.

what's your IG name on CM?

That sounds like fucking cancer. SS13 is already as niche as they come, why the sekrit klub bullshit?

I bet Lifeweb has a playerbase that numbers in the double digits.

Thanks my guys, my ckey is ancient but I can always spare some dosh.

Where should I lurk for a discord link or invite?

>be a mime
>everyone instantly assumes you're shady and will declare you valid if you have insulated gloves

discord.gg/kXuA4

This will expire shortly. Better make it count and keep your mouth shut.

Only supreme shitters play mime. It's THE occupation for powergamers.

There are about 100~ regular players. The secret club shit is because Russians are autistic about their child rape simulators and the community regularly gets flooded with retards who've been banned from their SS13 servers and hear the "No Rules." thing and use it as an excuse to not roleplay at all and power/meta game.

>Roundstart spawning in and running up to the Baron and stabbing him to death for the LOLZ
This is the type of shit that used to happen a year ago, I've heard they've since started banning the downies but most of the good players have already left so there isn't much point in playing anymore in my experience at least.

nah senpai im good, I can tell you guys are anal asf

Thanks my guy, I will do you a great service.

I'm at -4 right now. Was at -16 or so due to Veles memes.

Seriously, fuck Veles.

People bitch a lot about rule enforcement yet no one seems to host their own servers

Understandable

Complaining takes less money and effort.

Has there been anything new on K&C besides these screenshots?
imgur.com/a/ON8y1

It looks like a proper medieval lfwb with hopefully a less jewish developer.

The only thing I've heard about it is that it was maybe a very elaborate prank by Randy himself. Nothing but rumors on that one.

What server do you guys play on?

I used to play a couple years ago and I want to get back in the loop but I don't know which servers are good anymore.

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>someone is actually making a medieval SS13

always wanted this, mite b cool

Not everyone has time to sit at a desk while jerking dog dick off.

The popular ones. CM and Paradise

I just started playing this game about a week ago and i've gotta say its one of the most satisfying games ive ever played. Anyone have any tips on playing virologist or botanist? Those are my favorite rolls so far.

Is this being developed in byond? For fuck's sake.

When will we ever leave this fucking dinosaur of an engine?

Never

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Keep dreaming.

>Space Drugs
>Inject it into every food source you can find
>Ingest some mind breaker
>Kill the Chef

That's how you play botanist

Say what you will about vgstation, they don't tolerate furfags.

I used to really binge lifeweb a year or two ago. Spear twist in the gut is still the cruelest and coolest murder.

Shame they went mega retard with the discord and shit.

doesnt some tranny run vg station now?

What is the best server for a mix of roleplaying and people actually trying to play?

Waifufags are far worse

You're thinking of TG

>people are upset when there are xenos in the spess game

Yeah I sometimes look back on those days fondly but then I remember Theo's autism club, Garbage Day and Dawn of Man.
Map 3 was the golden age of memeweb.

/vg/station. All you need to do is rail Rail

>Not fucking off from the station and collecting sweet space loot

yo man I have always wanted to be the guy who would just grow space weed, announce that anyone if free to have some and spend the rest of the game passing out joints while watching the station burn to the ground like it always does
I started playing this game when I was like 13 so I get how retarded this all sounds but idc dreams don't go away
I guess what I am asking is, how do I hack the fucking seed machine so it dispenses weed I could never figure out a quick way to do this.

>not just being a simple miner that tends to his memes

Fuck you, HoP is a comfy job

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I have no shame, so assuming I suck the dicks of whoever I gotta in order to assimilate into the in-group, it would be an enjoyable experience?

There used to be a spectrum where Baystation > /tg/ & /vg/ > Goon in terms of RP vs gameplay. That was a couple years ago so I don't know if that still holds up.

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The "ingroup" is a bunch of fags in the discord who don't even play anymore. The waifuing is just a bunch of false flaggers trying to get other people to hate players they hate as well. Both should be ignored

Oh ok, got it. What about /tg/station, I hear people mentioning that as well.

I don't know what you are implying with that image
All I do know is that anyone who likes that kind of shit is garbage and probably from reddit
you have to go back

It's TG now because they distanced themselves from Sup Forums and now operate out of Reddit. It's shit and full of pubbie scum who do not know how to perform even the smallest amount of RP

I used to love being a HoP, especially when I'm a traitor.

>open up 20 clown job slots
>hand out access like candy
>easily hack the AI to do all the dirty work for you

My favorite round from like 2013-14 involved the salvage ship.
>Playing miner
>Get space suit and fuck off to find the salvage ship
>Fly around and loot the derelict.
>Get back to station North, the only talking on my radio is the AI and the robots.
>Circle around to the solars and find tons and tons of dead bodies including the Captain's.
>Grab an o2 locker from maint and stow them on my ship.
>Metal Gear Solid my way through maintence to get the cloning boards from auxiliary storage in Engineering.
>Rip the cryotube from the white space ship and put it in the back of the my ship along with a cloning rig.
>Clone back the Captain who somehow still is in his body.
>He tells me that the AI is MALF.
>Clone back like two other guys
>We lead a war to retake the station from the pirate ship.
>End up thermiting into the AI's core and wiping him.

All right, got it.

Really? Why does their website still have /tg/ shit all over it?

This is the TG github

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

the coderbus is the worst thing on the planet

/vg/station it is

What is lifeweb?

Good to see Remie has finally gone off the deep end.

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anyone? I just want to know how to be a good space plant man.

I'm guessing remie is the aforementioned tranny?