>Those people who had no fucking clue what was going on at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2 because no one played the gameboy game
>Those people who are going to have no idea what is going on for the entirety of Kingdom Hearts 3 because they didn't want to play all the spinoff titles that's on several different consoles
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They released them all on the PS3 and PS4 there's no fucking excuse anymore
>forcing people to but shit games
>unironically linking this joke of a series
KH existed to test whether or not humans are that fucking retarded
I'll but and link whatever I want retard
>Those people who are put off by the remasters because they keep adding decimal places
>Squeenix STILL hasn't released KHIII
They have no excuse now that FFXV has been released
>still giving a shit about kingdom hearts
by the time they put out that 3ds game they had lost me forever
Then those people are stupid. If you dont research things prior to purchase, then you are stupid
com was fucking garbage aside from cutscenes
DONNA
Were you really?
To be fair releasing a series all over different platforms is fucking stupid. The new release fixes a part of that but there's still ddd and that phone game you have to play on different platforms.
>still ddd
on ps4 like the others
>phone game
In movie form on ps4. Who knows if the actual game will play a significant role or not though
I had no idea what was going on in KH2 because I was fucking ten when I played it.
3D is in the 2.8 collection.
Unchained/X/Union Cross are gonna be important. Hell Ven canonically shows up in Unchained/Union Cross as a part of the storyline.
Fair enough, I forgot about 2.8 honestly. I'm not a fan of the way they handled it but at least everything (or almost everything? I think some of the mobile stuff isn't there?) is in one platform.
I haven't really kept up, does KH3 have some sort of estimated release date already or something? I mean, with there re-releases you'd think so but I don't think I've seen anything about it. Hopefully the thing won't end up being delayed for next gen or whatever.
No, but there's a recent rumor going around that we'll get more info at E3 this year. It was a mild shitstorm about cut content, which literally every single fucking game especially KH games have, until the guy behind the leak had to come out and say that people were blowing his words out of context. And that's even the rumor ends up being true.
Why did Riku look like Xenmas in 2? I never understood that. He's like "I have to become darkness so I have to look like this guy?" and then Ansem is all "This magical telescope thing will blow up and who EVEN knows what might happen??" and what happens is Riku gets his looks back. Even Mickey goes "Whoah, he did say ANYTHING could happen!!".
>Xenmas
Ansem?
And if I remember right it's because Ansem SoD had been fucking around with him still and had a bit of hold on him. Or some bullshit like that.
I've played them all though and I'll continue to not really understand what's going on.
Don't forget all the idiots who think the plot is a convoluted mess because of that too.
I'll admit that I once thought the plot was a clusterfuck but then I actually played the games and I was amazed at how easy everything was to understand and how everything made perfect sense. It's a ridiculously simple story when you get to it.
I'm so sorry for your lack of mental faculties.
>No, but there's a recent rumor going around that we'll get more info at E3 this year.
You don't need a rumor to tell you the obvious, since nomura mentioned months ago he was going to e3
>how everything made perfect sense
I mean it's that terrible a mess but it's not like it's perfectly crafted either. It's full of questions to which the only answer is "because so".
We were supposed to get info this last winter and it didn't happen. The whole rumor is that the winter info was moved to E3 and a bunch of other shit.
>It's full of questions to which the only answer is "because so".
Such as for example?
>Giving a single fuck about this series
>Over the age of 17
Pick one or kys. Holy fuck.
>Those people who had no fucking clue what was going on at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2 because no one played the gameboy game
Just like Sora
>The whole rumor
Again, you don't need a rumor to tell you the obvious. The 7 remake trailer nomura was going to show was held back so the kh3 info was probably also held back
Could you break it down for me, then? Because I really never had a fucking clue what was going on. It always seemed like "this guy is actually this other guy" and alternate dimensions and secret organizations and shit. I had no problem following the whole Metal Gear Solid saga but KH just confused me.
>Talking shit about the best game
That's probably the funniest thing to me, too. The whole reason Sora gets fucked up in 2/3D is because nobody tell him shit, so if you go in without knowing shit it's like you're really the protagonist.
It's the next level of RPG: having the protagonist be just as lost as the player is.
>best game
That's 2FM, user. CoM is still good shit, though.
It's a little inaccurate, but this is the best summary I've seen aside from that one 2 hour lecture.
The gameplay is pretty fun. I'm also looking forward to seeing Terra, Aqua and Ventus reunited for some reason, nothing else really interest me. Hopefully it will go on sale quickly.
I bet the bastards will still sell a "final mix" of the game instead of just patching stuff in though.
I don't think you're getting what I'm saying, so I'm just gonna stop.
How about this, what parts don't you understand?
>up up down down my friends are my power and i'm theirs
And I'm telling you that rumor is full of shit and the guy it came from should be ignored
I never put any stock in the rumor, the whole mention of the rumor was in response to the first user asking if anything has happened on the KH3 front. That's it.
Had the best writting.
Best meaning somewhat grounded and not batshit atrociously bad.
Played every single KH game and i still don't know what the game is about.
>Ven canonically shows up in Unchained/Union Cross as a part of the storyline.
What? Wasn't Unchained like 1000 years before BbS?
Sora's friends are his power. He has a lot of friends. They have friends too. Their friends are their power. Xehanort wants the power of friendship but nobody wants to be friends with him so he makes more of himself to have friends and get power.
Yes he does and not really. It's 100 years at minimum according to various interviews.
that's what I meant, good cutscenes and story, shit game
The Unchained bullshit is going too far. Is everything explained in the 2.8 videos? Or do I have to play the game to understand its plot?
My excuse is they are shit faggot. Now get on all fours and take it in the ads like the gay boi you are.
How did Sora, Rikku, and Kairi wind up on that island in the first place? Where are their parents during all of this?
Oh no not my ads
>If you're not as autistic as I am with this franchise, then fuck you.
Full explanation.
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The story was always shit. Long before any spin off. It only appeals to weebs that think nonsensical bullshit is somehow deep.
They just sail there with a little raft. The main island they live on isn't that far away.
Sora's mom shows up in 1 and has been waiting for Sora to get his fucking dinner for over a decade.
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The movie in 2.8 barely covers it. And it's an ongoing thing.
I don't thonk its deep, but seeing Nomura insanity is pretty fun.
kys
There is a huge gap between 'research before purchase' and understanding the plot of kingdom hearts.
It would be one thing if all the spinoffs were like the KHIntger games, but by being so light on the disney characters they don't appeal to as broad an audience.
Hopefully KH3 doesn't rely much on the KHDecimals, because otherwise they are just fucking up
I have no clue what you're even saying. The decimal entries are collections of the games. Thats what that user meant, if people would actually look it up or look at the back of the box they would see that.
>wow they released these remasters in linear numbers
>which one do I start with????
This is me. Only played 1 and 2 in the same year they were released and nothing more. Thinking about starting Birth By Sleep soon.
The quality is too shit on my phone to read it. Could you link to a bigger version or something?
>Those people who had no fucking clue what was going on at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2 because no one played the gameboy game
I believe this was intentional; Sora, Donald, and Goofy get their memories in CoM wiped so they're just as confused with the plot as the player too.
They're still gonna use the excuse of "they're spinoff titles, why should I have to play them to understand the story?"
People just like to bitch.
Does anyone really care about the plot though? It's all about the gameplay and general aesthetics.
Limits being mapped to triangle in Final Mix was such a good change, my god. Made the combat so much more enjoyable
I seriously doubt Sora and gang don't visit their parents when they return home at the end of KH2. By then, it was only about two years.
What if Young Xehanort is actually an adult Sora?
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>what if brown tall guy with white hair is actually white manlet with brown hair
The real question is why do people who don't accept the "spin off" games as real Kingdom Hearts games care about KH1, 2 or 3 anyway?
Are they so autistic they only play sequels to games if they have a 2 or 3 in the title?
Darkness does that too you
i cant believe i read that whole thing. it felt like a half hour.
The problem with KH doing this? Sora comes off as stupid and too dumb to live. No wonder people prefer Riku or Blue Fighting Boobs.
You forget this is Kingdom Hearts
Anything is possible with Darkness
Who cares about that overly convoluted story? Hearts, darkness, friendship, light, and soul fragment characterization. Cliché as fug.
Just here for gameplay.
What about SFM porn with the new KH3?
>Those older fans who have been waiting on worlds based on films they grew up with like Atlantis and Treasure Planet getting cucked in favor of recent Dreamworks-lite movies they don't care about.
At the very least the B-List and Dark Age films will be overpriced and half-assed DLC worlds.
Unless it's Riku fucking Sora, I don't care.
Part of it is nostalgia for me. Plus the gameplay is always decent at the very least.
I get that the story is absurd and 14-year-old tier edge, but it's not like I stand to lose anything but a few bucks by playing a goddamn game.
>people who DON'T follow every single game on every single platform of the most stereotypically and melodramatic Japanese story featuring Disney characters are the autistic ones.
Why KHfags get a free pass on this board but Witcher, Nier, and Souls threads are literally half shitposting is astounding to me.
Threads are what you make them user.
>Every single platform
You mean PS4?
Because they're all on PS4, now.
Cool, I guess that makes up for the shit fanbase and teenager fanfiction tier story.
>being this retarded
>those people who followed the path of light
>those people who didnt become nobodies
WHY RESIST?
bump cause im playing 1 all over again
bump cause im playing 2 all over again
bump cause im skipping chain of memories all over again
I'm thinking, could KH3 follow BBS' structure and have you choose between playing as Sora, Riku or Kairi?
Did they say anything about whether Drive Forms would return?
Drive forms are back.
I skipped Chain of Memories back in the day, but I got by anyway because I learned everything I needed to know about its plot from the Internet.
That's really good
I'm curious what the transforming keyblades will do in gameplay, other than possibly automatically transforming within combostrings
i'm guessing the blurred out weapon on the right is a fan or some shit?
How do you think FF characters would react to their redesigns?
>Giving Square money for shoddy ports
No thanks
Fucking Olympus again I see. Well at least it looks neat. I hope we get a release date on e3.
The gameboy game wasn't advertised at all.
We have no clue. The twitter feed blurred them out because they didn't want the weapons revealed yet.
Olympus was like one of the first things they showed. At least it's it's the actual mountain instead of the Underworld/Coliseum.
Then fucking emulate