ITT: Games that look fake but aren't
ITT: Games that look fake but aren't
Xavier Gray
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Isaiah Martinez
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Camden Myers
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Nathaniel Rivera
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Colton Wood
Oh god it reminds me of Ride to Hell Retribution
Jayden Evans
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Matthew Bennett
Look at these moneybags looking dwarf motherfuckers heil hitler
John Davis
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Wyatt Cooper
Joke covers don't count.
Jayden James
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Oliver Price
Blue>Red >shit >Yellow
William Ross
>5 copies of Video Game and Video Game
>Only 1 copy of Video Game
>Xbox 360 versions of all
IKEA should kill itself.
William Fisher
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Andrew Rodriguez
Man, a few years ago my local GS had entire aisles full of these fucking games.
Why do krauts love shitty simulation games so much?
Jace Harris
There is a series that this is accurate for.
Wyatt Cox
dude what the fuck is it with germany and these games
Anthony Johnson
Swap red and blue around and you've got that spot on.
>inb4 yellowfags
Jaxson Wilson
>Why do krauts love shitty simulation games so much?
because Arbeit macht frei
Carter Russell
>Bluefags
literally kill yourself you fucking casual
Yellow was the last actually challenging game in the series
Charles Cruz
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Charles Myers
their goverment is so strict on vidya, its all their allowed to play
Brody Wood
What does zero dawn even mean
Eli Jones
Germans have no souls, they are automatons who look human for some ungodly reason.
Isaac Lewis
Germans are subhuman, the Anglo should have destroyed all of Germany when we had the chancen
Christopher Foster
Not even the devs know.
Luis Hernandez
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Jaxson Cook
Is this a box factory sim?
Chase Stewart
Video game namest video game name to have ever video game named.
Jace Cooper
kek
Anthony Parker
Kayden Nguyen
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Noah Ramirez
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Brayden Nguyen
>tfw I know what that means and I know why I know
Fuck this site
Jacob Baker
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Parker Hughes
Yeah, it's the sign above that concentration camp. It's a fairly known quote.
Owen Richardson
>someone just photoshopped a paintbrush into his hand
Luis Ross
Ideally you should know it because you're not a retard and actually paid attention in history class but knowing you, you probably got it from here or reddit or whatever.
Eli Ward
>Want to fund a school one day
>I will never be able to put that sign right at the entrance without some fag complaining about it
Michael Ward
>going to good goyim American public school
Jeremiah Powell
Holy shit guys, somebody get in on this bargain!
Grayson Russell
But that isnt a game
Julian Allen
It has things like a puzzle and a paint thing, and you play and interact with those, so, technically, it is a game.
Christian Phillips
>yellow
>under shit
It improved on every game play aspect compared to Red and Blue. Fucking bluefags and their nostalgia goggles.
Brayden Mitchell
>$3,000
Henry Mitchell
german here
these games are sort of a mystery.
I have a lifelong experience of gaming and noticed the following things about these games:
>they are always stocked in the gaming section of a shop
>never have I seen anyone actually purchase them nor did I see any of those games in the shelf being sold out
>I have never met a guy who played them and never seen them in the shelf of anyones house
>never found anyone selling these at a flee market
>never found anyone selling these on ebay as used games
This is a bigger mystery than how every computer in the early 2000s had Moorhuhn installed yet nobody knew why. There are some higher powers at work in the german gaming industry.
Wyatt Adams
>the Anglo should have destroyed all of Germany when we had the chancen
England? Kek.
Jason Thompson
Fuck off dude. Pikachu actually followed you around in Yellow and the game was somewhat faithful to the anime.
Owen Thomas
in the past he had a dick but they removed it lol
he's actually naked and just wearing a helmet and leather jacket man
Asher Wilson
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Samuel Ramirez
nah you're just retarded these games are to go to
>Aunt/Uncle Grandma/Grandpa Mum/Dad want to buy """fun""" """educational""" games
also there are enough autists that play these games unironically
Jackson Thompson
isn't it funny that brits are basically just lesser Germans corrupted by generations of Island Incest
Jayden Roberts
buy it and make it a clicker game where every time you click you punch Pepe the Frog and you get a random generated butthurt post from Sup Forums
Jacob Ramirez
>OTHER GAME
Robert Hernandez
No I'm Canadian
Owen Reyes
My ~50 years old uncle plays them.
Evan Garcia
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Jason Martinez
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Mason Miller
>It turns out that none of those games are real, they're just empty cases all game stores keep a shelf of so they can point to the "educational value" of games to ward against further government restrictions on violent vidya
Joshua Cook
That was the game that still has an active tourney scene to this day right?
I remember watching a video of the grand finals of it once and both dudes were just constantly throwing banter at each other and having a great time.
Blake Williams
buy one.
Jason Martin
>itself
You must mean itshelf.
Cooper Green
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Lucas Ramirez
What's this? Is this really in the game? Where?
Owen Gutierrez
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Cameron Edwards
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Henry Brooks
A friend of mine used to work in a PC store and he once told me that he had several customers who only upgraded their pc to play the latest job simulator.
Julian Parker
I walked in on my girlfriend playing this one once.
Evan Campbell
My current theory is that THEY use those games as a tool to communicate their plans and further the cause. Once you need to broadcast a message to the organization, you simply print out another simulator game and have them pick it up.
Isaac Sanchez
why would shrek hit such a beautiful woman?
Caleb Scott
That was bad and I feel horrible for actually laughing at this, god damn it user.
Benjamin Fisher
Play the game for about 80 hours reading every boring written note, listening to hours upon hours of boring audio logs, watching holographic melodramatic reenactments of events long past, and you'll know.
Caleb Turner
Carlos, you fucking dickwipe.
Ayden Perry
The fuck, I thought these games were purposely so shitty looking and really simple so any toaster could run them
William Perez
What series is that?
Ryan Jackson
>Canada in WW2
lol.
Jose Kelly
It's like Ubisoft predicted it's own future.
Evan Brown
>Iconic
Logan Phillips
Is shit 1?
Thomas Richardson
lol Yurop
Ayden Richardson
It was a cry for help.
Grayson Rogers
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Mason Diaz
This doesn't deserve to be in this thread, it's an amazing game.
Brayden Russell
This can't be real.
Cameron Phillips
Okay.
Lincoln Cooper
Where is the dick ?
Oliver Roberts
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Isaac Scott
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Nolan Williams
you don't even know
Leo Taylor
You managed to accomplish something at the behest of Britain. Congratulations.
Evan Rivera
i had to see it to believe it. it looks fun.
Jaxon Sanders
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Carter Torres
Nathan Walker
I mean, I played eurotruck2, profarm is probably comfy, and so on, but a fucking box factory sim? Work simulators have gone too far, what's next, pro garbage collector simulator?
Jack Rivera
Canada is British
Jordan Myers
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Samuel Hill
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Carter Lewis
i have this game it's fucking great, all the tony hawk handheld games were great up until that downhill jam shit
Hudson Sanchez
What the hell I'm looking at.
Alexander Flores
we are already behind the point of no return
Isaiah Carter
>2006
It looks like 1994 at best