Regalia: Of Kings and Monarchs

A new game came out today, it's a Tactical JRPG that was made in Poland. Yes, you read that sentence right. No, that is not a mistake. No need to adjust your screens. Only non-autistic faggots are allowed to reply to this thread.

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metacritic.com/game/pc/regalia-of-men-and-monarchs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=C2Pt-LnQ2po
youtube.com/watch?v=hK9Ie3Fp7yg
youtube.com/watch?v=01-2pNCZiNk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_role-playing_game
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Makes sense to me.
JRPG is the name of a genre of game.
It's like Hawaiian Pizza. It doesn't matter who actually created it or where it comes from, it's the name it was given.

and is it shit or what?

Correct. Congratulations on not being on the spectrum.

>Polish Japanese-RPG

>Canadian Hawaiian-Pizza
>lol so silly :p
Grow up, faggot.

Please, check your autism at the door.

Dunno, it's out on Pirate Bay, though. I'm downloading it.
The story and dialogue seems to be pretty cringe-worthy, but the actual gameplay might be fun.

>It's real
metacritic.com/game/pc/regalia-of-men-and-monarchs
Sup Forums faggots blown the fuck out

>Japanese Polish-RPG

>American Swiss-Army Knife
>so funneh
Seriously, grow up, it's embarrassing.

>JRPG made in the west that is not Anachronox

look nice, it is good?

>A new game came out today, it's a Tactical JRPG that was made in Poland. Yes, you read that sentence right.
>No, that is not a mistake.
WRONG

No one is going to buy your shitty kickstarter game with weeb mimicked art

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It looks good so far, but holy shit, the writing and voice acting are bad

Don't know, still haven't finished torrenting it.

> PRPG.

I guess that will make it another JRPG that sold poorly

Literally no Pizza restaurant I've gone to has called it Hawaiian, they either call it Pineapple pizza or they just don't serve it because they know it's horrible

Google "Hawaiian Pizza" and see what comes up.
Protip: It's this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza
>BUT MUH ANECDOTE
No one cares about your lying or your shit taste in pizza.

t. never been to a good pizza restaurant

I have
Source: they didn't serve pineapple

You're a pizza philistine and I hope you gain experience and learn the errors of your ways

>Shill
The Thread

Pineapple on pizza is the true patricians choice

>Only non-autistic faggots are allowed to reply to this thread.

>polish JRPG

>Canadian Hawaiian Pizza
Yes, yes, language is silly, you're a real genius for figuring this one out.

False equivalency that doesn't even make sense.

True equivalency that makes sense

The difference is that Hawaiian Pizza is a specific type of pizza with specific toppings while JRPGs simply just encompass ARPGs, CRPGs, LRPGs, and SRPGs made in Japan.

Yes. You can have hawaiian pizza made in Canada.
No. You can't have a JRPG made outside of Japan.

>ARPGs
Not a JRPG
>CRPGs
Not a JRPG
>LRPGs
No such thing, that term is dumb and no one uses it but stupid weebs
>SRPGs
Same as above

Lurk more before you shill

The OP made it pretty obvious that it was already aware that we'd get stupid idiots like you. We're well aware of your stupidity's existence.

At least the devs seem to have the right inspiration.

A Japanese ARPG is a JRPG
A Japanese CRPG is a JRPG
A Japanese LRPG is a JRPG
A Japanese SRPG is a JRPG

>b-b-but muh turnbased combat and linear stories
Inspired by Ultima and Wizardry, which are Western RPGs. Going by your hilariously stupid and wrong non-definitions all turnbased JRPGs are WRPGs.

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Downloading

The gameplay is fine but whey do they have to pack in even more memes and shitty references than fucking Borderlands? Literally every other line of dialogue, item description, menu option, etc. is a fucking pop culture or video game reference.

It's fucking driving me insane.

>b-b-but muh pineapple in pizza
Inspired by pizza that was actually made by Canadians. Doesn't matter.

Sorry, kiddo. Go google LRPG and you can't find shit. Stop making shit names for genres up.

im on the spectrum and it still makes sense to me
checkmate faggot

Yeah, it's pretty cringe-worthy. I'm enjoying the game but this shit is way too overdone.

Incredible soundtrack, though.

Again, that's a false equivalency since Hawaiian Pizza is an actual type of pizza, not the name of pizzas that come from Hawaii.

JRPG has always been an umbrella term for Japanese Role Playing games in general, not a distinct style.
LRPG's a translation of a Japanese term that translates to Light Roleplaying game, which encompasses turnbased JRPGs like Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, all the way to Phantasy Star, Suikoden, and Trails games.

Oh Christ, it's not even a good reference. Just shit that has been popularized by Fallout 4.

>JRPG has always been an umbrella term for Japanese Role Playing games in general, not a distinct style.
False. It's a name for a genre.
>LRPG's a translation of a Japanese term that translates to Light Roleplaying game
False. Shit term you or someone equally autistic came up. First result on google for LRPG is on fucking acronym finder.

It's three references in one.

>War? War never changes.
youtube.com/watch?v=C2Pt-LnQ2po

>War has changed.
youtube.com/watch?v=hK9Ie3Fp7yg

>What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
youtube.com/watch?v=01-2pNCZiNk

>Guys, there are totally people that call RPGs like Final Fantasy "LRPGs", this is not totally something I came up with and tried to force here on Sup Forums

>False. It's a name for a genre.
Incorrect. That's as fucking retarded as saying WRPG is a genre.

>First result on google for LRPG is on fucking acronym finder.
That's because LRPG is a fucking translation of a Japanese term, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

Yeah, yeah. I know it has roots in FO1 and different media, but you know as well as I do that the only reason it's in there is because of FO4 beating the horse to dead.

Japanese role-playing games are role-playing games made in Japan.

It really is that simple.

Regalia isn't a JRPG, it's an SRPG (or more accurately a TRPG, but nobody uses that term).

Sorry, bub. No one cares if you like it or not. That's how people use "JRPG"
Proof: OP's image

Stop referring to yourself as OP lad. You're not fooling anybody.

Metacritic says otherwise. See: OP's image. Sucks to be you.

So? And you're here shilling it?

Fuck off

Not only are you wrong, but it wouldn't be an argument even if you were right.

>Metacritic
>reliable

>muh metacritic

If you're going to pull shitty unreliable sources out of your ass, two can play that game. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_role-playing_game

Not to mention that the whole "JRPG is a genre" narrative falls apart because you'd be implying that Final Fantasy4, Bloodborne and Disgaea are the same genre, which is ridiculous.

recc me some polish japanese roleplaying games

Final Fantasy 4 is a JRPG and Disgaea is a tactical JRPG. Bloodborne isn't a JRPG.

it looks like fire emblem

>popularized by Fallout 4
lol

THICC

>Japanese Roleplaying Game isn't a Japanese Roleplaying Game

hot

>Disgaea is a tactical JRPG
Just like Regalia

Do you even know what the letters JRPG stand for?

Regalia's a Tactical RPG. It was made by Polish people in Poland

You do realize that you're making terrible circular logic argument here, right?

>JRPGs just depend on what country they came from, so Bloodborne is a JRPG
>Bloodborne is a JRPG, thus JRPGs just depend on what country they came from
Neither statement is true, and you try to use one to justify the other. That's not how logic works.

The Witcher 3 is a great Polish JRPG.

Metacritic says otherwise. Sucks to be you.

>Japanese Roleplaying games are not Japanese Roleplaying Games
Action RPGs made in Japan are still JRPGs because JRPG isn't a genre.

>JAPANESE
>ROLE
>PLAYING
>GAME

The term literally describes itself.

If I buy Polish sausages, would you call them Japanese Sausages?

>western srpg
Oh yeah. This surely won't be just another shallow copy, miles away from reaching the depth of even the shittiest Japanese srpg.
Seriously, if you can't do it right, then even dont try.

>Metacritic says otherwise.
Tell me how Metacritic is the authority of labeling again.

>HAWAIIAN
>PIZZA
>Made in Canada
Sorry, language is funny like that

You realize that the current blurb is just a meaningless placeholder until the reviews start coming in, right?

You're not actually this stupid?

>SWISS
>ARMY
>KNIFE
>Manufactured in China
Sorry, language is funny like that

Your entire hawaiian pizza argument was destroyed earlier ITT

The problem is that JRPG is a genre and that's exactly the argument I'm making.

>BUT NUH-UH
Not an argument.

>BUT MUH [FALSE STATEMENT] AND [FALSE STATEMENT] BACK EACH OTHER UP
Fallacious argument

>BUT MUH IT SOUNDS SILLY
Irrelevant

>Hawaiian Pizza
>Swiss Army Knife
both are distinct things that need to be done a specific way to be those things
>JRPG
Any roleplaying game made in Japan

Your argument makes no sense.

Except it wasn't.

>I swear I have never seen it called Hawaiian Pizza, hahaha, disregard the fact that's how the entire internet brands it

Nice anecdotal evidence.

>JRPG is a genre

>Hawaiian Pizza
Any pizza that is made in Hawaii

>Swiss Army Knife
Any knife that is made in Sweeden

>That's not true though
DURR!!!!!!!!

(You)

How many times are devs going to come to Sup Forums and shill games before they realize it doesn't work?

Quality strawman

I've gotta say, those poles got their waifu game on point

Not an argument, either

>thousands of views FOR FREE "doesn't work"

Lol. You can talk about marketing when your balls drop, kid. For now, let the professionals handle things.

Those are his sisters, you creeps

That's an objectively stupid argument since Hawaiian Pizzas and Swiss Army Knives are a specific thing, no matter what country they're made in.

Japanese Roleplaying Games covers anything resembling a Roleplaying Game that's made in Japan.
Trying to lump every turn-based, linear story RPG as a JRPG is objectively stupid in the first place since this style didn't even originate in Japan. Using your shitty non-definition, Regalia is a WRPG (which it is, but not in this way) because its playstyle originated in America.

>professionals

JRPGs are a specific thing too.

why is he a noble king but his sister is some sort of savage forest hobo?

besides, being his sister only makes it better

You both are fucking dense. Neither of you have even argued why or why not JRPG is a genre which is the most crucial part of both your arguments. You two have been having a "NO U" shitposting match for how long now? Tell each other why or why not is a genre first, morons.

Not really. If that were the case, action JRPGs like Ys, which have always been called JRPGs, wouldn't be JRPGs.

We both agree WRPG stands for RPGs made in the West, right? Then JRPG stands for RPGs made in Japan.

Pic related is a JRPG no matter what mental gymnastics you jump through.

Owned

JRPG is not a genre. Go back to neogaf where you belong.

>you don't get to fuck her after you ''win''
shit game 0/10