Accidentally send steam friend erp reply

>accidentally send steam friend erp reply

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>he does "erp"
people like you should be suffocated

sissy white bois where you at?

h-hi...

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>he accidentally sent you an erp reply at nearly the exact same time

>erp

Unironically kys

I really want to choke you with my dick. Where do you live so I can find you?

Florida...

Have fun sucking off the alligators and mosquitoes, Florida is a shithole, Fuck you.

Nippleanon, I will be headed towards tampa in 2 months or so. Get ready cause I'm gonna do it hard.

Okay...

>erp

Take a page from Cornell's book

"erp" on steam comprises of some stuttering and saying lewd

This thread again?

Geez, be original, at least.

What is a erp reply?

>having sex with alligators
That'll get you arrested, user.

Who's gonna call the cops? The alligator?

*i put on my robe and wizard hat*

Filtered.

LIGHTNING BOLT

All these degenerates...

Please add me
steamcommunity.com/id/Alfjekwls

How do I erp good?

I have 20k subscribers on YouTube and I don't want some degenerates bringing down my reputation.

By not being a fucking stammering, illiterate piece of shit

It's easy! I'll start.

*nuzzles bulge*

o-okay, i-i'll try

>nippleanon

Oh hey if you ever find yourself NE I'm already teetering on the sissy edge due to my nips

>reddit group
waste of my erp time

Anime turns people into degenerates

I ran in ma jays

Anyone who erp's on steam is already a waste of time friend

There was some guy that had the cops called on him by hikers for having sex with an alligator in his back yard.

I tried to google it but got this instead. What the fuck Florida?

The aligator story was fake

Could have been consensual.

How cute are you?

Which one? Apparently there's a lot of them.

I live in central FL, sorry babe.

>The absolute state of the white race


So negros really are the future

>want to try roleplaying as a video game character
>create a profile for the character on F-list
>start surfing the story-based roleplays section
>'LOOKING FOR: GAY MONGOOSE-MINOTAUR HYBRIDS WITH LIQUID METAL CUM LIKE THE T-1000 FROM TERMINATOR 2, NO NOT TERMINATOR SALVATION THAT VERSION DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME'

ERP would be so much more palatable if it was focused on the quality of writing instead of how many kinks you can cram into the scenario as you ascend the novelty ladder which leads to the void

What are you coming to Tampa for, user?

Literally broken by the BBC.

come live I Detroit and catch your very own crackhead

As cute as the average user I'm guessing
So not much

Every now and then I go to tampa to get a hotel room and hit the beach or do whatever I find. Just a little vacation.

>accidentally roll a 6
>Meant for it to be a 7
>tfw the guy below me steals my digits

>tfw fully submissive but bad at erp
It's fine I guess

> when the ERP goes so wrong you post "what the fuck" into your steam chat

...

Ah okay. I don't actually want the dick from someone unless I'm dating them, sorry.

That's super gay bro. I'm pretty sure you gave me the same line when I was trying to pick you up in an older thread.

>>tfw fully submissive
You and everybody else.

FUG how recent is this interested on Keagan

I prefer lewd talk over erp anyday.

Maybe. I want someone to spend my life with, not a quick dicking.

Then date me ;)

>accidentally send reply in group chat that heavily implies I'm down with erp'ing
>legit mixed up chat boxes and typed just the wrong thing into just the wrong conversation

Do you live near Tampa, user?

I just like jerking and sharing porn with people. I dunno it's chill

>not doing it on purpose and then saying "whoops wrong chat"

Do you even shitpost

is this the cute boys thread?

I always knew I was special

You faggots are the worst. Start posting your steam id or contact info. I want one of you to make me cum.

Too many white sissies here, anybody else here an Asian sissy?

Just read a book, take it slow, type out full sentences. Use a thesaurus if you have to. Try not to use the same words in a single post. It's not especially difficult to get competent. Once you hit a baseline, personality will come into play.

How do you expect me to do that

Fucking faggots.
post midriff.

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By shoving your head between his legs and dragging your tongue across his balls, up to his dick. You pleb.

>tfw want to play a fighter but only rolled a 15 in strength

Kik: popcorncolonel23

We'll how's your dex? You could Probs play a ranger

I'm a furfag

>Tfw none of these anons are on hrt and and can't even pass

>never see anybody pay attention to the balls
>made a mental note to master that if I ever went full fag
Sissy bois better step their game up if they wanna keep their man

I might just play a full orc for the +4 strength

No better feeling than having a cute sissy stroking me with one hand and working my balls with his mouth. That is my favorite way to cum and it comes with the side benefit of often covering their face with my hot load

why do people deny that moefags kill this site?

Wrong about the second point

But I can write a female character better than any of you estrogen-chugging goobers.

You're disgusting.

>tfw no clingy femboi to give pats

Yeah being an ERP developer is pretty embarrassing desu~

They dont. Most of these cock thirsty anons actually play games. The sissies spend WAY more time actually playing vidya than the average user

Post ID...

Tell me about your last character Sup Forums

I played a spaceship pilot in stars without number, kind of a rogue with a heart of gold. I had a lot of fun with the character, highlight was probably assassinating a crime lord outside his own casino and pinning the murder on somebody else.

All you niggas don't know the joy of being an artist and erp real time with other artists in any draw chat. Shit get really, really lewd.

Do you have evidence to support that? Personal experience doesn't count.

Prove it fag

>constantly get confused for a girl growing up
>become fat neckbeard
>still happens
>cut hair short and get slimmer
>still happens
>change posture and clothes
>still happens
>go back to being fat neckbeard
>still fucking happens

before , let me guess
somewhere in LONDON and living with an EX bf?

Of course its anecdotal, there isn't an actual tracker for this shit. When the sissies arn't telling me or someone else how good it feels to get railed they play games. Most other anons I added for one reason or another are typically idle or playing DOTA or GO.

No...?

>>>/furaffinity/

Me.

>ERP would be so much more palatable if it was focused on the quality of writing instead of how many kinks you can cram into the scenario as you ascend the novelty ladder which leads to the void
Your first mistake was going to f-list.

Why would anyone want to be a sub. Is it just lazyness?

So where do YOU go, smart guy?

Who cares? Being a dom in our year 2017 is great. Literally miles of ass lined up to get fucked

where from then ?