Ouch

ouch

the joke is that no goombas have hair except her

>tfw balding and not even 30 yet

baldies BTFO

Does that mean those rock things from Paper Mario are a Goomba subspecies, or at least sexually compatible?

Probably not, Ms. Mowz has no problems smooching Mario.

Start taking lots of protein. Like a shake or two a day. No promises, but it slows it down in some people.

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None of the females has problems being sexually aroused by Mario, he can literally make his own harem.

>Ms Mowz
Don't remind me.

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She also wants that fat hairy italian salami

>6'4
>relatively muscular
>nice and deep voice
>start balding at 18

fucking epic

>tryhard femme fatale
>doesnst have half the sex appeal vivian does
>is the most useless party member

just roll with the mr clean look fampai

Solution: Go clean cut bald, and get beefier. Go full Vin Diesel

>spoilering but still holding out
0800-COME-ON-NOW

1. Shave your head
2. Grow a beard

It's what my co-worker did when he started balding. He also started working out more, it really helps.

Is this how Asian mail order brides are prepared?

MADMAN.

I know this is late but shave it all off user. I was balding terrible but I was surprised at how decent I looked with a completely clean-shaven head. I felt so relieved and I'm hoping it'll be the same for you.

Until you tired every product on the market you can't say you tried. At the point you finish your "journey" actual genetic engineering will start being used for such a common thing.

MINOXIDIL

I'm sure I've seen some Goombas with hair other than Goombella

no you haven't

Great, I can't look forward to this amazing future where humans will just be like lab rats and crackpots who think they're gods by changing everything.

You sure?

looks like she got turned into a mii

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Checkmate Goombtheists.

goombella is unequivocally best girl

But then how will I get Goombella to notice me?

user BTFO