Why are you not creating games Sup Forums?

Why are you not creating games Sup Forums?

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People wouldn't make patreons if there wasn't an audience for them. Blame those 3,824 fucking losers instead of the person who took 3 minutes to set that account up for free money.

Why are you not just promising you are making a game and literally gte loads of money from retarded virgins?

Fucking paytreon beggars. Why do retards give these people free money?

sauce ?

patreon.com/summertimesaga

post the link fagget.

Also some salty losers are making fake patreon accounts with malware links, make sure you spot the obvious signs like patrons and money per month.

why do retards keep buying fifa, cod, nba, madden, amy schumer movies.

Instead of asking why, ask yourself why you aren't taking advantage of it

t. guy taking advantage of it. learning code is free nigga, get this free money from degenerates with no standards before the gubmint makes this illegal or something

Is there a single finished adult patreon game that takes longer than 5 minutes to beat? I can only think of poke abby, but I'm pretty sure it was finished before that dude started his patreon scam.

patreon.com/monstergirlisland

how?

Too many degenerates.

No because the people who are really talented get burnt out very easily and it was just a spur of the moment thing, they quickly come to realise that working by themselves to make an extraordinary elaborate game would take 20+ years by themselves or have trouble working in a team environment because they treat everyone like a friend which leads to the "friend/employee" taking advantage and not giving a shit

The same face, the game

im not a 22 year old girl so i wouldnt even get half that

you just need to act like a very cute gayboi (no homo) and draw futa and furry to make $10K+

You know I can understand a patreon for artists, whatever, I can understand a patreon for a game that keeps getting updates (Dorf Fortress), but almost anyone else making a game asking for a patreon is pretty much just begging for free money

What about a digital loot crate.

That sounds awful.

I want to but I have a gf and I wouldn't be able to make an eroge game while she's around.

Humble bundle has monthly digital loot crates.

Huh, stop being a bitch and man up and if she doesn't understand what makes money you should dump her ass.

Sex sells.

so what, you just get random games?

You're making me feel....
T.guy who likes to write stuff for fun but gives up before it goes to Far.

Waiting to upgrade my pc to something that can handle unity and maya for low effort furry, "sliders on everything" character creation games
That's it

>Renpy Engine

THIS IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT EVER CREATED

STOP GIVING THIS MORON MONEY

It's amazing how much porn artists get for such shitty games. It's like they're the new prostitutes, but instead of sucking dick they just draw it and slap it in Unity with a bunch of premade assets.

Speaking of making games who's excited for 3.0?

youtu.be/3c2KoWddKD4

>it was true

>people are paying monthly for games these guys probably work on 2 hours a day

They can wait real good

nothing wrong with the renpy engine

There's absolutely nothing right with it either, pal.

I don't have an artist.

I toy with ideas occasionally but I've always felt like having a creative partner who was on the same wavelength would be what I really need to push me towards doing something.

how about specifying what exactly you don't like about it besides repeating, 'it ain't guud?'

Performance. How is it possible for a slideshow to be a laggy piece of shit? It's only possible with renpy.

>it's the idea guy who ends up putting in 10% of the work-time but screams I'M THE IDEA GUY when confronted with the division of profits

>Why are you not creating games Sup Forums?

well, without me who would make all the dank emmes?

which game? I only have experience with princess, and it seemed to work well enough.

>these games used to be free on newgrounds
>now they cost 11 grand a month to make
fucking jews, they ruin literally everything

I've never actually worked with anybody so it's hard for me to say. I can program and write though so that's probably not fair.

Summertime saga is actually good and worth trying.

100k+ year to create what?

Go download OP's mess and report back. Or you can try this mess too
patreon.com/GeeSekiVN

why are you sharing this cancer here?

Read the convo, pal. We are talking about trashpy.

porn game

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Oy Vey! I'm just a guy like you who love teh lewd!

Sounds like Sup Forums needs their own "artist hookup" kind of website

Why do you think artists never reveal their commissions?

there are 2 things which you can gauge how good someone's artistic skills are

how they draw penises and semen are very important factors

if you can draw a marvellous looking thick penis and thick gooey cummies, then you can draw just about anything.

This is the baseline for artistic merit on Sup Forums.

draw me a dick and semen

>What is Monster Girl Island?
>It's a 3D 'game' with monster girls, lewd and barely any gameplay.

>Why do I have to give you money?
>Up to you. There's some rewards I guess.

At least the dude is honest.

I want to Pull Pants of best girl, hurry up

Because I have no talent, and give up when i'm trying to learn something as I usually realise that.

looking for engine, modeler, coder, animator. Basically, I'm an ideas man.

Judith is pretty nice. We all knew that shy, chubby chick who had fat tits. I'm just waiting for the chance to fuck Eric's mom too.

I hope this is bait, otherwise you're fucked.

Do you think the modeler, the coder, and the animator don't have their own ideas? I guarantee you're not special.

I've been thinking about doing it because I spend upwards of 2-3 hours most days thinking about porn, searching out new games, fapping, etc. So I there's pretty much nothing that's off limits for me and I think for the more niche kinks there's a market out there.

I do a lot of f-list rp, so I think I could supply the writing. What I lack is the starting seed idea, the characters, and an idea dude. I've done several years of C, so working in Ren'Py/Twine/whateverthefuck would be cake comparatively.

I already ERP for some extra money.

I'm fat and stupid and cannot code or draw.

you forgot lazy

You're thinking of kickstarter, lass.

I'm pretty sure Ren'Py isn't hardware accelerated. I don't get why nobody has made a better VN engine. It's not hard. I made one in Unity but I'm thinking of just making an opensource one in C or C#/Monogame.

Feel like if I make it in C though it won't be retard proof enough for 99% of people, and anybody who could use it could easily make their own in no time.

I'm a decent artist but can't draw dicks at all because I refuse to look at them for reference because I hate looking at dicks. Semen however is just a viscous liquid, I can do that ez pz.

dont forget sociopathic

I've written professionally before and I tried writing smut.

It's considerably harder than I expected to have it sound decently arousing with buildup and not retarded as fuck. Plus I didn't want to turn to any of my normal contacts for proofreading or editing.

How do you even go pee?

No, you take that b

what about drawing a dildo?

You don't need to put in effort into smut, people don't care about that you're not playing it for deep intellectual fap smut, just enough to spark some almond activation.

People think with their dicks and their dicks aren't rational.

Have you ever played any of these porn games? The writing fucking sucks. Even by video games standards it really fucking sucks. People care more about whether or not you pander to their particular fetish than whether or not the writing is of good quality.

it's probably stale bait from reading

Looking at my dick occasionally and spending hours studying the anatomy of the penis are two different things. Drawing well is all about studying the subtle forms of various models to understand how certain body parts work. I dislike penises, so I typically don't spend too long drawing them when figure drawing if I bother at all.

If you want to draw something it's generally good to not go degrees of separation away from the source.

Not him but I am assuming if people got exposed to heart thumping, adrenaline moisturizing writing and voice acting with well executed interaction scenes people would start to have higher standards. Though we are talking about the scat, incest, furry demographic here.

a lot of people are actually stupid as fuck

I did. I made three dollars.

>We all knew
I wish man, i wish. Would have smashed that forever

I wasn't trying to write novel of the year I was trying to write something that would get a dick hard. That was the difficult bit.

I'm curious if artist's ever jerk off to their own stuff now because I sure as shit couldn't to mine, despite liking some text base porn games.

Sounds like you secretly crave the dick. You'll be drawing yaoi shit in 2 years, tops.

Fetishes and shit are more important. I'd take futa/female, watersports, etc. that's ok tier over god tier normie vanilla

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I'm a coder and no, I really don't have a solid idea. If I did, I would be up on patreon already because I've written smut and I'm willing to get into the lesser used kinks.

I think you're right about it being a troll tho.

You also need to know how to draw porn or hire someone to do it decently that you won't get laughed at.

nah. jerking off to your fantasies is one thing but jerking off to your prose is entirely different

pretty sure the expert dick artists are either female, gay or furry

I could probably whip out a cartoon dick pretty quick but honestly have 200x more practice drawing lady curves

who /goblin/ here?

amen

you can go completely text based. Think Trapquest/CoC/TiTS/FoE/Free Cities.

In some of those cases fans submitted pictures for free later.

>I'm curious if artist's ever jerk off to their own stuff now because I sure as shit couldn't to mine

That doesn't sound that unusual. It no different from a writer not feeling particularly sad when they kill a liked character but the reader getting incredibly distraught over it. When you are creating it yourself you know it's just not real but the consumer can suspend that disbelief and become a lot more invested. That's why fanbases get really fucking pissed about shit the creators just don't think are that big a deal.

I can kind of draw, and kind of code, can I make it?

>Godot
>not using literally any other engine
I'd rather use Construct 2.

>That scene where the hall monitor makes you change together and those fat tits pop out for the first time
She's pretty damn good, me and the PC had the exact same reaction. Probably the one I'd choose for good if I had to only pick one.
Also, does anyone else not want to fuck the sister? She's too much of a dumb cunt for me to even want to fuck, honestly.

In that case then your erotic writing better be above middle school level. Gotta know a bunch of words and shit.

I am, and its super fun so far. Ive been working at KonamiUS for a few months now, doing some localisation work on Metal Gear Survive and prototyping the mobile port of Peace Walker.

Or have an actually interesting idea for game mechanics.

I forget to fap half the time I try to play free cities.

This game is really fucking good. Yesterday I spent the whole evening trying to fuck the mom and it was one of the best faps ever. Really well done pacing. Makes me even consider donating to the devs.

What's wrong with Godot? I went through the docs a while back and it was super intuitive and fun to play around in.

this is why going into game production is a double edged sword. I've seen the shit that goes into some of them, and gaming is the last thing on your mind at the end of the day

I don't want to subconsciously dissect games I'm trying to enjoy and I imagine game fatigue is pretty real

>patreon.com/summertimesaga

Wow, what the fuck... I'm an indie dev that lives on a modest $2000/mo by the grace of a more successful indie that hired me to help him on his project and I'm still very triggered by the fact this person is making $11K a MONTH to make some shitty H-game.

Kudos to the people that have a way with writing erotic stories. Didn't believe that I could get hard on just words.