How can Nintendo save Star Fox?

How can Nintendo save Star Fox?

Woo Insomniac into becoming a Nintendo Asset; make SF into a clone of the best Ratchet and Clank games.

Starfox and R.O.B.: Ramming speed.

They can't

by making more furrybait games

Give Krystal her own spinoff game.

Remove her from the Stafox Universe, take this series away from Miyamoto forever.

Everybody wins!

Furrybait games are gone forever since the mainstream learnt of the horrors which lie amongst countless internet communities.

So buyback Rareware and remake Dinosaur Planet

give Krystal her own game without Fox hijacking it.

I'm serious. It's the only way to lift the Kurse.

By making an actual new Star Fox game that isn't a remake of 64 and not letting Miyamoto anywhere near it. Kamiya's dream project is to make a Star Fox game, just let him do it.

Make a better Assult. Remaking 64 for the billionth time won't change shit. They need to push the series forward or else it will always sulk in the shadow of its only sliver of success.
No one wants a rail shooter in current year except purists, but that won't make a successful game, like we saw with SF Zero. Traditional rail shooting is fine, but maybe not make it more than half of the gameplay. Possibly split it half and half.
I think they should do something like what Assult was meant to be. Go all out and make it not suck. Basically, don't rely on SF's past successes as only a crutch for nostalgic cash grabs.
If they want to revive the series, they need to give it a breath of fresh air, not pull a Weekend at Bernie's with SF64's corpse.
I'm repeating myself at this point, but you get the idea.

Simply put, this Don't remake 64 again, and don't let Miyamoto anywhere near it. Take away the biggest reasons that make it suck and something good just might happen.

>Don't remake [game] again
>Don't let Miyamoto anywhere near it

Isn't that pretty much the strategy for making any successful new Nintendo game?

>for the billionth time

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it happened once, ltiterally

god damn

SF64 still stands up today to anyone who acutally likes shooters.

Nintendo cannot save Starfox. After seeing how awful Starfox Zero was, I have a strong suspicion that no one at Nintendo has any idea what made 64 good, it was just a happy accident.

Retro Studios or HAL could save it

>Implying Miyamoto would allow filthy Westerners to one-up him again after DKC and Dinosaur island

that's Krystal not Star Fox

no motion controls

Not put it in the hands of Shigeru Miyamoto

You're right, his pride couldnt stand getting BTFO'd again
He isnt like Tanabe or Sakamto where they think everything they do is great

>and not letting Miyamoto anywhere near it

And if he complains? Punch him in the face.

Not necessarily. He can make a good game every now and again.
Generally speaking, I suppose there's some truth to that.

StarFox need to change
Like WarioLand into WarioWare

star fox was never good
fzero was never good

neither should be "saved"

64 was kind of a remake of the original. If we're counting like that, then we have 4.
>Starfox
>Starfox 64
>Starfox 64 3D
>Starfox Zero

>There are more remakes in the Star Fox series than there are individual games

fuck it. just license out official furbait dating games for mobile. it'll be more successful than [insert remake]

those are some fucked up hands

Don't make fun of Domika, she's born that way

what is she, some fuck ass pangolian with AIDs?

She's a variant, and while it's not explained what she actually is part of, it's safe to assume she's part fennec fox part pangolin, mixed with some kind of bird.
She's very self conscious about her hands so be nice.

turn starfox into metal gear solid. but the right kind, as in metal gear solid 3.

she looks like the tree man
her body is literally assfucking itself with keratin

If you say so, I guess.

Gross