Kanye West is the protagonist of the last game you played, what happens?

Kanye West is the protagonist of the last game you played, what happens?

>Player Unknown's BattleGrounds
He fucking dies, that's what.

what if he was already in the game?

>Nioh

He gets his negro ass slapped by some samurai and gets sent back to jesuits because nips don't know how to deal with the weird beast.

>Any survival game.

I find some rope, and look for the nearest tree.

You know, for wood.

STAND BY FOR YEEZY FALL

>Swtor
He either learns how to use the force or he falls to the eternal empire. I'd say a blaster but I haven't seen anyone shoot them sideways.

Kuze beats him to death in the sewer using a lead pipe. If he survives that, Nishiki shoots him in the back of the head. If he somehow survives that, he's beaten to death by various Yakuza for being a neg.

He hires 30 NPCs to write music for him while he flexes in a mirror.

>NFS Most Wanted
well shit the game just got edgier

>Persona 5
What would Kanye's persona be?

His wife's cellulite ridden ass.

>Yakuza 0
That'd actually be quite interesting

>rock band 4
Call the fire depo
This shit is lit AF homie

kek

>FF6
well, we have a GOAT opera scene for starters

I snap the disc in half

>The Witcher 3
Kanye would probably give up his witcher path, and form a bard duet with Dandelion instead

Super Kanye Maker

FF9

>99 out of 100 noble are impressed.

>Castlevania Symphony of the Night
I don't think much would change honestly

>SWAT 3
I cannot even imagine.

heroes of the storm

hot damn what's his ult

>nier:automata

refuses to touch black boxes with 9s. cuz that'd be fukken gay.

>heroes of the storm

>hot damn what's his ult
Interrupting everyone, including teammates.

Witcher 3.
Yeezus

>Zone of the Enders

>Alan Wake
He'll blend in with the darkness. Probably add his rap into the manuscript.

Rayman Legends

fuck

nice

An innocent bandicoot gets expiremented on by a nefarious scientist and turns into a wordsmith of a generation. He escapes and runs around killing small animals, tribesmen and anything else that doesn't appreciate himself, all the while commanding everyone to stop hating on his bootylicious girlfriend.
He ends being hated on by the entire gameworld, and tries to let people look back on all the good shit he once did, which fails.

>I'm trying to right my wrongs but it's funny those same wrongs helped me write this song.

Zelda gets blacked

Yen or/and triss gets blacked

NOW IF I FUKKED DIS MODEL

>Call Of Juarez: Gunslinger
>black in mid-late 1800s and early 1900s
Use your imagination and pretend I said something funny about lynching

Literally nothing changed.

AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE

>Persona 5
>Kanye is sued and sent to Tokyo on probation and will eventually have to fight a god created through man's desires
I'd buy it, nigga. Music better be good. Better than A RIVER IN A DRYYYYY LAND

>played Siege
He gets Fuze'd

AND I GET BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT

Nerevine? Could it be you, here to abolish morrowind of Dagoth Ur's evil influence throughout the land?

HAAAAAHN ITS KANYE IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUUUUUUSE PUT YOUR HANDS TOOOGETHER

>Kanye West in ck2

Literally We Wuz Kangz

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I'MA FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE