There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

Suck my big fat donkey cock you fucking sunflower shit stain!

sunflower is a cute.CUTE!

I know your type tall dark and dumb

You wanna fill my daughters asshole with your cum

And steal the TV that I bought last year

Your black so your life don't matter instead we will use the white power

To make a lawn defense at any hour!

>those lewds of the vamp sunflower.

Double sunflower best girl

Now I need to dig out my PC disc of that game now, thanks user.

in this world its kill or be killed xD

Zombies > Plants

>tried playing the PvZ Heroes
>it's a complete RNGfest
>matchmaking is either disconnects or being matched with people 20-40 levels above you with far superior decks

is this a real moonman song or did you just make it up

He changed the sunflower song lyrics a bit

is this an undertale reference?

>Not playing the best Plants vs Zombies game.

>playing anything past the original
what did he mean by this?

Should I reinstall this? I remember having fun with this

He is a millenial shitstain

>not playing Garden Warfare
It's a good game you know

>EA
sorry don't believe you

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Thriller zombie > any other zombie

its battlefield rush, the best mode, with more classes, on the frostbite engine. pretty gud

censored

your k/d is in the shitter bro

Yes, the first game is really fun and its good for short bursts, got the DS version and it holds up pretty well

>first time reaching night chapter
>the fog levels
>reaching the roof
>those cool ass minigames

>There will never be another good plantss vs zombies because EA ruined it forever

DS version is lagtastic during hordes though

still in files, easy as fuck to restore

Either way it was destined for android shit. Remember the reputation popcap had in the previous decade.

The difference is it wouldn't have been micro transaction.

>decide to get all achievements because I'm like four steps away on my ancient save file
>puzzle endless
this is the worst suffering. send help or a gun, I don't care which.

>there will never be a proper sequel with a fuckton of content and no micro transactions
fuck

The expression in the first panel always gets me.

There never would've been. Plants vs. Zombies was a fluke that happened because a casual game company didn't know what to do when the bejeweled mom market vanished. Even if they'd remained unbought they still would've transitioned to mobile freemium because that was the new face of casual gaming.

zombies are so op in plants vs zombies 2
it's not even funny anymore

>Not playing superior Garden Warfare 2

It is so you buy power ups and plants, faggot