Why is the Switch STILL not available to buy?

Why is the Switch STILL not available to buy?

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I don't know. Why do I want to marry Beerus?

Because you're slow.
Cat dick.

Why is beerus cute?

You got to keep up when stores start stocking them. It's been two and a half months already so they shouldn't be selling out as fast as they were around launch.

Goku is going to wish king kai back to life with the super dragon balls

or all the universes when they get erased

Artificial hype for a system with no need for it.

I want that cat dick.

same 2bh

That cat dick is for Bulma only.

No. Too bad. I want it.

Nope. You have to settle for a dozen Metal Coola Metal Cocks

>for bulma
>not for Whis

Whis is fucking her too, as repayment for showing him so much food.

Gross. I'll settle for cat cock and nothing less.

'Kay. Here you go.

It's selling so little that....that Nintendo stopped making it!

champa is fine too

*Sigh*
He's going to job so fucking hard in the tournament isn't he?

I wish they'd bring Majin Vegeta's theme from Kai back in Super, I mean they already brought back the SSJ3, Ultimate Gohan and Vegetto themes.

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Atleast he beat the fuck out of Yamcha at Baseball.

Why is everyone now as strong as SSJB?

what fucking garbage flyover state do you live in? go to any gamestop in an actual city with living breathing people in it and buy one.

WHy don't Dragon Ball games have their own theme songs anymore?
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It'd be great if you fight the final boss, you both power up, then the theme kicks in.

Because Kageyama, the guy who did the insert songs, went to work under a competitor publishing label, one that doesn't work with Toei and as such Toei can't use him anymore.

Chill out, why are you so pissed?

some people are just rude cunts, don't mind him.

Ultimate Cuckhan will job much harder.
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Power Creep. Also alternate universes.
Fusions had some cool themes to it. Come to think, Fusions was just fun.

>wanting that shit over Hell's Bells

>*Sigh*

Fuck off cancer

Tasteless amerifat subhumans please neck yourselves.

>Flyover state

Liberal detected.

Basically, everybody but Cuckarot is going to job

At least Vegeta is going into RoSaT for a year again.
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Maybe I ironically prefer the Blue Water dub just to spite fuckers like you
Betcha didn't think of that did you?

>A fucking LEAF
Top yey m8

Again? They're just making this shit up as they go along now aren't they?

There are STACKS at my local Wal-Mart. Where do you people fucking live?

>They're just making this shit up as they go along now aren't they?
So did Toriyama with the original series. He explicitly said the only part he actually had planned out in advance was the very first arc with Pilaf, after that it's all made up as he went.

Get out of here, fat fuck. Beerus is infinitely better.

I can't say I'm surprised

Whaaaaat? Dragonball would *never* be written like that. All those arcs which are resolved by getting a saiyan level up? Totally planned in advance. Toriyama is a genius, and not at all a senile old hack.

SsjB isn't about power level, it's probably not even as strong as Super Saiyan God. Goku can fight anyone in SSJB though and not kill his opponent because of the ridiculous amount of Ki control he gets from it. It's also why he can use Kaioken in Blue but not regular old Super Saiyan.

You probably don't even know that the only reason Goku (and later everyone else possible) got SSJ only because Toriyama got tired of inking the hair.

Or that he regrets ever creating Cell because drawing his spots and inking them was literally hell for him. Not to mention Cell only happened due to pressure from editors. Originally 19 and 20 were supposed to be main villains. Editors said that old fart and a fat robot don't look interesting enough to sell, so Toriyama made 17 and 18, which the editor said nobody will buy into just a bunch of juvenile twin brats so Toriyama created Cell (who wasn't supposed to transform), again editor said he won't sell because he's an ugly insect and too creepy, so Toriyama made 2nd form Cell to which editor said he looks dumb, which is how we got Perfect Cell.

That's right, the entire Android arc is Executive Meddling: The Arc.

Did toriyama forget that Vegeta blew the place up last time he was there? Even if it was fixed, I don't think Dende would be cool with him using it again.

because ningens

Call me gay but I'd be down to fuck Zamasu's ass.

>it's probably not even as strong as Super Saiyan God
False nigger, Toriyama himself said SSB is stronger than SSG when RoF came out, and the manga LITERALLY confirms this again, with Goku going SSG against Hit as means of holding back and conserving energy and using SSB as his trump card (instead of going SSB->Kaioken like the anime).
This is again repeated in the Zamasu arc in the manga where both Goku vs Vegeta go SSG against Black and Zamasu, and then Goku using mastered SSB (thanks to Mafuba sealing his own Ki) as his trump card.

Do you think Beerus and Bulma are fucking?

I bet Bra isn't even Vegeta's daughter.

BEHOLD THE COCK OF A GOD OF DESTRUCTION

>Goku used Vados to hire Hit to kill him, just so they could fight all out

I'm not sure if that's genius or retarded.