U mad

>u mad
>no way to respond without sounding mad

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>u mad?
>yes
just be honest

>U MAD?
>nah not really, have a kiss big boy -mwah- ^u^

>no, just disappointed.

People only say umad to something that would actually piss them off personally and get a good feeing when targeting you and not themselves. I mean i always see someone raging saying that and leave before the other guy even does.

>playing neverwinter pvp for the first time not long after it came out
>frames dropping like crazy, perpetually getting destroyed
>guy that was on my team pms me after the match
>holy fucking shit you're so fucking bad never play a video game again faggot
>try not to shit yourself in a rage there buddy, your mom is the one that has to clean that up
>LOL U MADD?????
>blocks me

I want to fuck that fox

>u mad?
>no me tarzan

post braixen lewds

That's why it's such a good reply. It's a trick question where regardless of ANY action you say or won't make you look anything but mad. The only way to actually win is to just not reply, but then you look like you ragequit.

this

cut off their triumph with the most uninterested response possible

>u mad?
>*BRAAAAAAP* ungh... snifffffff... oh god... *PRTTTTTT* sniff sniff... yes... more...
>they stop responding

>opening yourself up to massive amounts of ridicule from everyone else on the server for being a faggot

>u mad
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>u mad?
>what me worry?

>admitting you're mad, online

lmao look at this mad kid

>u mad
>yea, madly in love ;))

They can't troll you if you dress up like a girl and kiss them. I don't like doing it but it works.

>I'M FUCKING PISSED
The only option

>"wow get a load of this guy he is so mad he's memeing all over the server hahah! *weed bong rip sound into mic*"

>u mad
>im gay

classic

Just suck their dicks you homo

That's not how it works in reality man

either they immediately lose all desire to taunt you, or if they try to play some weak-ass 'f-faggit' card you can pretend to be gay in the chat to cometely recerse the trolling

>u mad

>u don't even no how mad

>lol u mad bro???
>You*

The only real way to respond is "I'm furryous!". It's why I joined some furry steam groups and have a furry profile picture. They cant troll you if you pretend to be a furry and maybe do some furry RP. I d'ont like doing it but it works.

No, this is Patrick.

maybe not in sweden, but here in america, a lot of people do not like faggots, especially in my state where being a faggot is illegal

>u mad
>yes dude, my mother just died of lung cancer sorry, i shouldn't have gotten so rifled up
Now they look like an asshole,

>'Yeah, some fucker just killed my pet'

That's what I always go with.

>looool he mad

>No, this is Patrick.
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You don't seem to realize that there is nothing you can do, and as soon as someone drops "U mad" you are fucked, everything you do makes you look bad. EVERYTHING.

You reply? Mad. You stay silent? Too mad to respond. You say "Yes"? You just admitted they were right.

>you say this
>no one says anything for a full minute
>game continues as normal
>everytime you speak afterwards, you're greeted with a minute of silence

>just pretending
You fap to krystal porn to get the idea across too yeah?

I'm not gonna lose a good member because of some gay rabbit and his gay fucking duck friend

I'm from California m80

>caring about what strangers think of you

No no I went to Umass not Umad

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I like getting angry tho, makes my cock harder for later ;3

>i'm not from sweden i'm from mini-sweden

>implying I look mad when I turn it into an obscure Spongebob reference

u mad is a statement, not a question

fucking retards can't even meme right

>you mad?
>PST, NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME KID
>*teleports away*

>"not really I'm alright"

yes, that makes you look so fucking mad that you had to expend great effort to try to make yourself not look mad, by abusing reference comedy.

no it's not, pic related is from 2005, before reddit got a hold of it.

Why is it wrong to be mad?

Say something in a language they don't understand.

That's why you play into it. Because here's the reality, it doesn't matter what some dweeb online thinks of you

You should honestly be glad you're not old enough to remember "u mad", that shit was awful looking back.

Because if you are you've been trolled meng

>u mad? top kek XD
>yeah i am

Easy.

>u mad?
>imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall

Works every time

>yes, that makes you look so fucking mad that you had to expend great effort to try to make yourself not look mad
Repeatedly typing out "No, this is Patrick" every time they come out with "U Mad" is a perfect stalemate. Half the time they just get confused and stop though. Which is desirable enough on it's own I guess.

It's a fucking children's toy. You shouldn't be mad about it.

That's how I bait angry fucktards in FPS games. The more mad they get, the more I remind them that they're mad about glorified GI Joes.

You killed my love Daffy

>not particularly

hurr durr its just a videogame etc. etc.

>u mad?
>"yeah. the good guys lost WWII"

and then you look like a mad autist and the troll wins

fucking be mad, don't pretend like being mad is anything to be ashamed of. Make them feel like a little kid for not being able to own their feelings

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