STEAM IS DEAD

STEAM IS DEAD

PANIC

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GABEN TOOK OUR MONEY AND RAN

works for me

I noticed this too.

It's probably Drumpf trying to censor us

down for me

and I was about to buy Endless Space 2, fuck

I was trying to launch civ V but it kept telling me to install it PANIC

down here as well :/

it's reddit then

WTF MY STEAM WALLED JUST GOT DRAINED?!

Looks like Origin wins again

get fucked Steam fags

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New Steam hack 2017?

TWO SCOOPS?!

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nvm fixed it

BATTLE.NET PROVEN TO BE THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM

NO WONDER DESTINY 2 IS GOING TO BE A BATTLE.NET EXCLUSIVE

UNLINK YOUR CREDIT CARDS, BOYS

origin has no games

my balance is gone

rip

ands you retards wanted trump in office

he killed net neutrality and now this shit can happen

good fucking job

it's DEAD

origin gets bombed on a weekly basis

FOUR

guess I'll wait

pmed the fix

>Tfw you stole everyone's balance

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(heavy load)

STEAM JUST STARTED DOWNLOADING CHILD PORN ONTO MY PC
WHAT THE FUCK GABEN

>Rising storm 2: Vietnam at 98% downloaded
>Steam dies

same here I was gonna buy all the Talos Principle DLC in the sale and then shit went offline, fucking gaben

Who wants to bet me that Valve got hit my WannaCrypt?

everything is dead

only EA games thrive on Origin, it's literally a circlejerk platform, for everything else is a dead end with no chance of success

ShariaBlue plzgo

if they add fucking destiny before d2 or wc3 to the launcher I will become salt incarnate.
Fuck just let me replace wow ow hs and sc2 with d1 d2 wc3 and scbw

>Downloading a game you can't play

Why? The closed beta ended a while ago.

Works on my PC :)

WannaCry?

it goes offline like once every week for a few minutes

STEAM IS DOWN? ARE YOU SRS?!

it's friday, why don't you go take your gf out instead

ME TOO SOON HAHAHA

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>He uses credit cards on Steam
>He doesn't jusy buy cards at the store to redeem to wallet

Feels good not having my information online

the fuck are you niggers talking about steam store is running just fine for me

>PSN goes down once
>AHHAHAHA SONYGGERS BTFO
>steam goes down every week
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>tfw asked friend something important right before it went down
>he was tired and is probably going to go to sleep so I have to wait until tomorrow for an answer now
>assuming he we even remember the context because steam logs may not show all the relevant messages

>decide to stop using absolute cancer discord
>steam goes down 20 minutes later

This is God testing me, I know it.

Finally
Steam should die

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THEY RUN THEIR SERVERS ON DEBIAN YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCKING IDIOT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FOR BEING SUCH A POINTLESS RETARDED FUCK

FUCK YOU

haha works on my 1080

Works on my machine

Well, the community does anyway.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198323193652/

inb4 steam is infected with wannacry, then downloads it onto our systems

this would never happen r-right guys?

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>Works on my PC :)

GUYS MY STEAM JUST STARTED POSTING ADS FOR FALLOUT 4 UNDER MY NAME ON THE STEAM FORUMS AND NOW IT'S HACKING MY COMP-

Hey guys, sorry, got a little worked up there. Everything is fine. Anyways, have any of you guys heard of this great game called Fallout 4™?

>psn is still working
Inferior PCbabies BTFO

it says "very slow" for the steam store when i checked it just now, could it be getting fixed now?

What the fuck, steam has literally never been down before. Is this the end?

lol ill go bang my girlfriend then

Hell no, too much security

>There was an error communicating with the network. Please try again later.

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if you updated windows you wouldnt have to worry about this

smash your computer with a hammer you have no right to own one

Can you post your specs?

I PM'd all the cool people the fix ;)

Because I talk to my GF on Steam. Because we go to different schools.

is it fixed yet?

>gf

Posting in this thread because I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES.

But user how can you PM us if its down?

The thing is even if Origin goes down for few hours, there a good chance no one will notice.

You're making it too obvious
You will have to be terminated

Goddamn it my RS2 update had a few minutes left

>Sup Forums
>gf

Gaben's wife's son here

I can confirm mom accidentally tripped over a wire while sucking nigger cock at the data center

are you ok

but yeah you're right it now that I think about it. Could be another ransomware tho, would be hilarious

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Guys what the fuck I just got an email saying my password has been reset

blizzards servers are also down?

ITS BACK!
HALLELUJAH!

>he killed net neutrality
But he hasn't. Pretty sure the House doesn't have enough bribed plants to let it pass, same with SOPA and TPP.

Also no NN only means websites and ISP's can jew you over anything, still shitty as fuck but this blackout isn't an example of it.

nice job kamerad

The open beta just started you dense motherfucker

Steam is back up BTW

WE'RE BACK ONLINE BOYS

thx for letting us know lil tyrese

There's a new Open Beta starting today. Keep up, grandpa.

lies
FILTHY
FUCKING
LIES

FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU FUCKING INBRED SMASH YOUR COMPUTER AS WELL YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING IDIOT TO OWN ONE


WE NEED COMPUTING LICENSES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW TOO MANY FUCKING RETARDS LIKE THAT GUY


FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

LIAR!

It's fine guys I fixed it

whats a gf

whoever killed me in player unknown broke steam.

fucking faggot

We are back online, thanks for the tip guys.
Also, no credit card information has been stolen from our servers.
t. gabe

drumpf

>Go into offline mode
>Still can't play anything from the past few years because of fucking Denuvo
God damn it.
Am I going to have to start downloading cracks for all of my completely legit games? Is this what publishers want?

are you retarded? they dont fucking need the house or the senate they just need the vote from the FCC that has already happened thats it

NO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR COCK AND KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME!!!!!!