STEAM IS FUCKING DEAD! DEAD! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

STEAM IS FUCKING DEAD! DEAD! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

THIS IS A BAD DREAM
THIS IS A BAD DREAM
THIS IS A BAD DREAM

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Whats happening

What did you say?

yep, it deaded

>PSN goes down once
>AHHAHAHA SONYGGERS BTFO
>steam goes down every week
>....

PC MASTER RACE
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>want to play path of exile
>lol you're not logged into steam

REEEEEEEE

I shouldn't have bound my account.

THEY GOT INFECTED WITH WANNACRY HOLY SHIT

Just as I was downloading Alien: Isolation...

youtube.com/watch?v=3qcmHsCXb6U

omg, it's not just dead

apparently all the credit card info got leaked

>REEEEEEEE
reddit

Help I was trying to log back in and it says my library has been revoked wtf???? I paid for those games!

EVERYONE LOST ACCESS TO ALL THEIR GAMES
STEAM IS FINISHED

Well fuck me I guess, just as I was trying to download the open beta for Vietnam

I thought it was Tuesday for a second.

wtf man i cant start up any games says i dont have the proper license key

I managed to login, but for some reason everything is in russian now, and I don't see my games.

>screeching autism is now a reddit meme

how new are you?

Well, if Steam's not an option currently, the only other one is porn.

looks like somebody will work on the weekends

...

WANNA CRY?
YOU DUMB POK GUY

>REEE starts on /r9k/
>People on reddit find out about it do to autists using it at protests, Sup Forums, T_D
>People keep using it on Sup Forums as always
>Absolute fucking retards like yourself say 'le reddit'

Holy fuck how many levels of autistic irony are we on now

Do you even have opinions or do you just parrot Sup Forums quips to feel like youre a part of something?

You can still run the standalone client even if you've connected your account to steam.

W T F i keep getting phone calls from a machine saying "your games are now mine" PLEASE HELP

save your essence user its friday you never know what party might come up

>family visiting
>can't even fap

Was supposed to be for

>mfw playing heroes 3 from GOG galaxy

My pirated games work just fine ;^)

>People freak out over unannounced maintenance
Chill the fuck out

Is this autism?

Everyone in Texas seems to be coming back online.

...

steam is fine for me
is this some kind of meme where everyone pretends steam is dead?

JUST

>is now a reddit meme
Correct. Emphasis on "is now". My social group is full of redditors who REEE in person.

it's back up

Works on my machine

>Tfw pirated all my games

get fucked cucksk

Everything seems fine on my end

nigga a tornado is about to hit me
i just want to play a game online before i die
fucking southeastern indiana i swear

Your social group is fucking pathetic.

Hang out with normies you autist.

>is this some kind of meme where everyone pretends steam is dead?

nigger literally every burger and international poster in my user discord has it down for them, how many times did you suck gabens dick to get connection?

Wow I was saving up for a PC but Steam, the ONLY relevant platform on PC seems really shitty and unreliable. Guess I'll just buy a Scorpio lol.

pcniggers blwon the FUCK OUT HAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAAHA
>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH MASTER RACE MUH BASED GABE
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>My social group is full of redditors who REEE in person.
I'm guessing that includes you?

Hurry up and post keys before it goes back up
AM39H-WBNZ9-JQForDubyaTea

fuck off sperg

>redditors
>normies

Pick two.

>mfw right now

b8

>Correct. Emphasis on "is now". My social group is full of redditors who REEE in person.

Well I refuse to give it up, reddit can't have it. Isn't it associated with the dreaded pepe the frog anyways? what the fuck are they even doing?

hmm, I went to look at my account details and it said it couldn't connect to the server. So I guess it is down, but I can still launch games.

>Windward

Holy shit an actual working code. I don't particularly know what that game is, and I'm pretty sure I don't want it, but thanks.

Works on my box.

>literally playing spiral knights via steam right now
what?

Literally why the fuck do you care

Jesus christ how can you get through life getting this worked up about every little thing

Works on my machine ;)

that's what you get when you don't pay for your store and online with a premium subscription

>not buying from GOG
You fell fot the memes.

>PSN goes down for 23 days
>leaks 77 million accounts
Oh wait, you're not talking about that one, are you?

ZA WARUDO

>Literally why the fuck do you care

You're asking this on a board where people start shaking with anger when you start talking about preferred platforms.

i play my pirated games :^)

the funniest part of your attitude is that PS online stuff was free back in the day, when at last it fell to the monthly fee model everyone defended it.

console wars are pure, unadulterated cancer.

No, I keep internet memes on the internet where they belong. Too bad most people don't think that way.

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Just download regular client, the account is not bounded, the client is.

is it still down? i was playing co op in game i despise so I welcome this downtime. I'll just claim it's still down for me so it'll work out anyway, ez

>using memes in real life
this is the most autistic shit

I wanted to play Tree of Savior, first time ive been motivated to play a game, and steam is down.

>ToS requires you be online to play

Works on my machine

Open steam. Some publisher weekend shit, and some other daily shit for sale.

OP is more full of shit than his is of dicks, which is an achievement,

>start single-player games in offline mode
wow

>

Back up for me

>lying on the internet

Oh, checked it again and now it's up.

>what the fuck are they even doing?
walking in the streets with KEK flags and pepe shirts

Stellaris (Bundle Code)
57A45-E4P14-6U7E5

Works fine for me, just launched EU4, you fags need to remove your heads from your anuses.

what is incest
exhentai.org/g/701968/ac52e31790/

>intrigue.jpg

And I can confirm it's Headup Studios (probably something OP knows about since his head is up his arse) and some other bullshit. Servers went out for 30 seconds for valve to get hte new files online and OP had a sperg attack. Then everyone else followed suit. Bravo dickheads.

not valid.

>In the middle of some ERP
>Plowing some neko girl with footlong knotted feral cock
>Didn't even know steam was down

Masturbation works out in my favor once again.

>15xxxxxxxxxxx

>have to pay for PSN
I'm laffin

we good

Glad to pay for quality. It's only $3 a month are you poor or something? Rather pay that than have servers go down multiple times a week lmfao

HOLY FUCK CHECK GABE TWITTER RIGHT NOW
ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
FUCK SHIT

autism

Fug, you got me beat. Deleting reaction image folders was a mistake.

why did u think that was a good idea?

It's not bad. I played it for a couple hours last night and just had fun dicking around.

It doesn't matter to me. My computer just fucked itself mid-update, now I'm running Linux and salvaging all the files I can before I do a clean install.

I swear, the next computer I own will be one I build myself, so that I'll have an install disc on-hand for times like this.

I wasn't fully autistic at the time and didn't consider the possibility of having dick measuring contests with user over who has the oldest image.

N-NO! STOP IT!!!

That sounds pretty hot my man