Rides up to you

>rides up to you
>blasts you with my AP pistol

Psshhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothin personnlel, kid

>not setting a trap with a claymore or c4 and blowing then up

Games sweaty garbo

Can't, car is too expensive to destroy.

There's not insurgence in the PC version.

People blow me up in my karuma all the time and pay the $9k insurance fee.

Wait, you have to play for somebodys car if you destroy it?

You break it you buy it -Rockstar

If it's insured, yes.

Kinda glad I never touched MP then.

Yes. Only people with millions of dollars can afford to continually blow up your car

>people actually play GTA:O
I know a guy who's bought GTAV 3 times on three different consoles, and probably spent 200+ dollars on shark cards over all those platforms

his favorite thing to do is aimlessly drive around the world, sit in his houses and drink booze, and generally roleplay as a gangster or some shit. it is the saddest thing I have ever witness first hand in my life

he is what I think everyone who plays GTAO is like, because why else play that game? all you do is play through shitty half assed versions of actual good games while grinding or paying out the ass to see any of the game's content.

>proceeds to spawn camp you
>finally kill enemy with a lucky explosive
>hit with a $10k bill

why bother

>Play GTA:O
>Friend keep blowing up my insured car with sticky bombs
>does this numerous times
>decide its time for payback and do it to him for a change
>the second i blow his up, i get turned into a bad sport and a 3-day ban

>rides up to you
>go too far because I can't drive
>fuck
>have to put it in reverse
>spin out while trying to realign myself
>shit
>you casually blow me up and laugh before going back to your business

j-jokes on you, you have to p-pay the insurance!

Ok.

>make a big open world, sandbox game built for you to fuck around with another players
>get penalized for doing so

It's like shoving you into a room filled with candy, but you can't touch any. Just look at it and it the plate of vegetables besides you. Yes, it would be great to eat all that candy, but you can't.

>log in to GTA V Online
>some shitter is using cheats to rain bombs on me
>tell them they suck and have no skill
>they chase me in their car and try to kill me
>can't remember what happened after that, i got bored and left
>log back in a few days later
>"your account has been banned: reason - cheating"
>get annoyed with R* (shitstar) and email them saying 'since you banned me, the only person who DOES NOT cheat online, delete me account, i do not want to be associated with your shit company'
>they literally dont even read my ticket and reply with a stock "sorry we cannot unban you all bans are final thank you for contacting us"
I just changed my contact details to something I won't ever remember. They are a shit company.

No GTA6 for me.

I have a gf, and she exclusively plays gta 5 most days.

She will find people like this and roll with their roleplay shit all day. Pretty cute desu

This didnt happen

Nice fake story.

Yes it really did. I was so angry at them I just literally removed GTAV from Steam. I didn't even want to use single player any more. I can't remember my log-in details, I changed my email to like [email protected] or something.

You should be aware that those cheaters who bomb like 20 people at a time can change the server feed data to show anyone as doing it, to hide themselves. So if you see your username pop up on the bottom left killing everyone in the server, there's a scrub online and you're probably going to get reported for it.

Only faggots play gta v online

>join a game
>look at map for bounties
>slap a ton of c4 on my insurgent
>ram people to death for measly $1000 bounties
>mfw having fun

This

>load up online session
>kill someone
>"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, WHY DID YOU KILL ME. I REPORT YOU"