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plays zelda botw
portable

But can it run Knack tho?

>Nintendo games
>Its existence pisses v off

good point
another positive: can't run Knack

puyo puyo tetris

Your HIV results

I can play it while I'm on my boat fishing

The only thing I can say positive about it right now is BOTW but then again I've never played it so I can't be sure if it's actually good

>implying OP has had sex or shared drugs

It's fun

paid online

It has a game.

I can finally Bing Bing Wahoo in the park in HD

another gimmick that can't even perform at the same level as previous gen and it's brand fucking new

>positive
it's not named some retarded name like wii or wii-u

I like it.

it's Nintendo's last hardware before going third party.

>another gimmick that can't even perform at the same level as previous gen and it's brand fucking new
This is why I stopped buying anything Nintendo after the Gamecube and started to despise them and especially their mentally ill cock sucking fanbase.

I have to use the train for 2 hours per day. It's like a gift from god to ease my suffering.

What's supposed to be the gimmick?

"portability is a gimmick"

BOTW, but that's also on WiiU...so I got nothing.

>Implying OP is not a massive faggot

How is this shit even portable? There's no handle, I feel like I'll drop it and then I'll be out half a thousand dollars.

Are you retarded? It's portable in the same way an iPad is portable

>Only toolboxes are portable

Thanks gramps.

Are YOU retarded?

So I'm supposed to get a case that I can then attach a strap to? What the fuck are you thinking, Nintendo?

A friend and his brother brought over the Switch and MK8, three player split screen on that fucking thing is a joke.

why would you need a case? you put it in your backpack and that's it.

It's Nintendo.

has like 25 gigs of storage

So is it too late for this to be deemed a failure or is there still a chance?
Also chances are their gonna make revisions

Oh yeah, so then the things in my backpack can scratch the fuck out of it no thanks. Now I have to buy the """""OFFICIAL""""" Nintendo Seal of Approval Carrying Satchel just to take this thing outside.

Only if you drop it 11 times onto concrete.

Huh? I just put my Switch into a sock and that's it. Are you Captain Autism or what?

I'm pretty sure Nintendo ran out of Nintendium in the mid 2000's. If I even threaten the Switch with a fall it'll crack out of fear.

Captain Autism because I want to properly protect my purchases, yep.

To the the average Sup Forums user the Switch makes no sense. Portability means nothing to someone who doesn't leave the house. Easy 2p co-op means nothing to someone who has no irl friends.

For Sup Forums its all about "Performance". Sup Forums's average userbase probably stares at some sort of a screen at least 18 hours a day. If it isn't 1080p 60fps it isn't good enough for them. Every where else the Switch is a hit.

it looks nice

Is bad.

>inferior versions of multiplats

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>puyo puyo tetris on switch
>inferior version
as opposed to what version? The fucking 3ds version?

more like LACK of games pisses Sup Forums off. botw isn't even exclusive since its on PiiU

...

It has two good games, both of which are available on it's predecessor though so I guess that doesn't help.

PS3 version

Not late at all, it's doing good, but the sales can drop, they need games which is what the wiiu needed, what is it there on the horizon after Mario odyssey?

xenoblade 2 most liekly and a bunch of third parties like xenoverse 2

games

Except a Switch is easier to bring with me than my fucking PS4 and I don't need to pay another $60 just for 2 player gameplay let alone if I want a full four player game. And PPT is at its best when you're playing with friends so the Switch version for me at least is superior

the porn

OP is a faggot, him having aids is a given.

Where do I buy one of these things that doesn't involve CL scalpers or massively overpriced amazon sellers?

use nowinstock or istocknow and keep an eye out. The Neon console was available on amazon for a good amount of time the other day.

It's so clearly not worth a purchase I didn't even have to deliberate over whether or not to buy one.

Thanks Nintendo!

Nintendo seriously has to stop understocking their stuff.

Am I the only one who thinks it's a pain to play on the switch because I gotta get those stupid joycons out of the console every time?
Would be easier if the thing was actually secured inside the dock.

uses carts

thats it. Nintendo fucked up everything else.

botw runs better on switch patched

Lol get a load of this faggot.

The mustard that falls on the screen will wipe right off

There will be a price drop and/or revision eventually.

Lol why are you so angry?

Hit too close to home user.

Bullshit lmao