Who was the best girl in BotW?
Who was the best girl in BotW?
That's what she said.
4u
this cute hylian vai
Link
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Saki!
Cloaka and Dolphin pussy master race
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Not her fag
perky butt
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What kind of person fucks a fish?
Riju. Thighs
All other choices are wrong.
Fishbae 4lyfe
Paya
Fuck off Zelda.
who's gonna post the greentext
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>such a newfag he doesn't even know about the dolphinpussy copypasta
You will never know true pleasure with that line of thinking.
The gerudo selling the accessories
I'm straight, why is this inducing a reaction in me...
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
I work for an aquarium/sea attraction place in Canada (not telling you faggots where but it's in the same city as the Canucks) and a thing you have to every few days with dolphins where I have to get urine and fecal samples. This usually requires three people at first to hold the dolphin over and to flip them so that their backsides are up for the newer dolphins.
Dolphins are really fucking smart. They have sex recreationally like humans. They also recognize faces and will respond to names. Usually a dolphin gets attached. In this case, I was paired with a female dolphin named Yufa (that's what she responded to). I worked the evening shifts and got pretty attached to the dolphin to the point where it played around with me a lot.
So one day, I'm doing the sampling on my own and start petting Yufa's belly as she's turned around. What's amazing about a dolphin's vagina and how you know it's in heat is that her erogenous areas start to turn a shade of red against their grey and white skin. So no one else was there and there aren't any cameras in the back areas where the dolphins are placed after-hours. I got really attached to Yufa and she kept pulling my wetsuit which is what she did to play around except I noticed her vagina was turning red. So against my better judgement, I pulled my pants down, flipped Yufa over, and rubbed her red area. She did this little purr thing and I decided that it was time. So I got in the water, swimming with my erection just hanging out there, and as she was swimming upsidedown slowly, I decided to place my penis inside of her wet slimy area.
With the cold water and the warmth inside of Yufa contrasting as I felt her vagina wrapping around my dick, I kept thrusting slowly until I cummed inside of Yufa. I don't know about the constant orgasm thing but I only came once. I only came to a few seconds later and realized I had just fucked a dolphin.
It was nice desu.
Purah
Never thought I'd see pepe in nulls art. wew.
thats's not pepe tho
Urbosa > Mipha > Paya > Zelda
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>first 3 replies says link
Good to know that Sup Forums still have taste
Paya and Urbosa
10/10
>Ganon attacks Hyrule at a point where the entire kingdom was ready for him
>get so irrevocably blown the fuck out he got sealed under the castle for TEN THOUSAND YEARS
>during this time, history forgets his former identity and names him a natural disaster, even being referred to as an "it"
>the Gerudo believe Ganon just disguised himself as one of them, remembering him with shame
>Ganondorf's name has vanished from history
>steadily devolves into a seething mass of hate and anger
>break out of confinement before he has a proper body to take Hyrule by surprise
>end up trapped by Zelda while in his coccoon, preventing him from reincarnating properly
>when confronted by Link, his only remotely recognizable feature is a weathered skull with a gem-adorned forehead and a massive mane of red hair
>in the end he turns into a beast of pure destruction, forgetting who he is completely
>that too was for nothing because he gets completely wrecked
Ganon had a hard life
nice pasta
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I really miss her. Wonder if Mike is still with her
What does her cushion smell like?
post sum paya facesitting with that seed birthmark on her ass cheek
like oyster
Not going to mince words, I like this picture because It feel like she's right next to me.
underrated
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ganon is kawaii!
Link is such a waifu material
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OHOHO yes that is what I am talking about
>squeezing Link
but why
I think it's sad that there's a lot of named-but-less important NPCs in this game who aren't going to get much love. Like the garbage cook and the treasure hunter girl.
finley
when does this happen?
agreed user, they put lot of effort put into them. daily schedules, unique situational dialogue and unique faces even when reusing models
Also the truffle girls
I'm always stumbling on them being raped and saving their asses.
The random encounters are pretty nice in this game.
I love saving them.
Aren't they sisters?
Zelda games are always good with NPCs in the 3D titles, so I hope they stick to this standard for the next title.