Retards irl

>People that don't play video games that ask me what video games I play
WHY do you do this. There's no point if we can't have a discussion about it and only makes me look like a geek.

I do this.

I pretend not to play video games irl (one must hide his power levels, after all) and then do this to people who play video games just to fuck with them (my go-to response, even for obvious games: "oh what's that? is it like mario or something?"; imagine me saying that in response to "civilization" or something as wildly off as that).

It's my favorite way to tease boys that doesn't involve blowing softly on their cocks until they beg and plead with me.

>it and only makes me look like a geek.
That's the point. They're breaking you down, making you look socially inferior so they can look a bit better.

you monster

Name the genres you like without getting too specific, that'll satisfy their need to act interested in that weird fringe hobby you mentioned and proceed with less silly smalltalk

>people ask what my favorite games are
>my favorite games are Nier and Taro's games
>what are they about user?

idc how it makes me look like, I enjoy seeing the confusion on their faces

just lie
I hide my power level all the time, pretend I don't know about half the shit I know about thanks to this shithole. Only when im with my close mates am I talking about that shit, not at college, and not when I go to work either.

>another fat faggot pretends to be uguu so sexy~ on Sup Forums

Maybe they like you as a person and want to try games you like as an entry to video games you dumb motherfucker.

Whats the point?
You'll never make new friends like that and your current ones will fuck off to be normies at some point, while you won't since you adhere to the strict code of being a faggot like Sup Forums told you to.

Keeping yourself to that will just end you up a jaded loner who hates video games. Telling you from experience.
Its fine to talk about what you actually like, just don't sperg about it and read the other person's level of interest in what you are saying.

>pretending to be uguu so sexy

You sure are reading a lot into that post.

>so what kind of games do you play user?
>"I don't"
Alternatively
>[insert racing sims here]
>maybe Pokemon if they're less normalfaggy
Much like when people ask how you're doing they don't actually care what games you play, they just want to make small talk.

just b urself

Well it actually applies here if you ever want to make real friends, and not just pretending fucktards.

Really shows how socially inept you are.

>user, what games did you play recently?
>Xenoblade Chronicles, it's and RPG I really like the story and characters.
>Awkward silence
>...
>So uh... about (something completely unrelated)?

Every fucking time

It is exactly like mario. It is a bunch of guido greaseballs thinking they are Roman when all they do all day is wiggle their tiny midget cocks to koopa troopas and how they wish they were the princess getting raped by bowser.

Normos need to go.

I think its safe to say you have autism

Did you get bullied and cucked by an Italian stallion in highschool user? Want to talk about it?

>straightfag trying to hit on girls by making small talk


it's your own damn fault. women are for fucking, not fraternizing.

Oh, what do you do on your free time?
*awkward silence*

Just get over it, its not really awkward, they asked a question and got an answer, if they can't do anything with it then they are the ones to feel awkward, not you.

It only makes you look like a geek if you can't change the subject or dance around it though. Like fuck, if people ask me that I just say I play a variety of games then ask when they like and see if it's something I also like, just casual shit? Then change the fucking subject.

Just be grateful that they at least try to initiate a convo with you, sure it's games, because they probably think you are a gamer so easiest way to initiate.

>friend gets interested in Dark Souls after seeying me play it
>chek his save a few days later
>he is using a walkthrough and is cheesing eveything with pyromancy and a gravelord sword

>play sports
>play *insert musical instrument here*
>listen to music
>watch film/television
>play tabletop games
>gardening

you can literally say anything. don't pretend awkward silence is your only option at that point. if you have no other hobbies aside from gaming, then it's your own damn fault for not having any sense of balance or variety in your life. no one is ever going to want to suck your dick.

You do realize not everyone knows so much on the subject as you do? It would be like me asking a car mechanic what was he doing at work today? And he would reply with a specific details of every single part he replaced and every maintenance work he did. Just say:"Ahh... i was working on a Ford today, the transmission was broken.". Same goes for you: Just say that you played some fatansy rpg's or something.

so what? why are you sperging out over how some other person prefers to play a game? no one is ever going to want to suck your dick if you keep behaving like this. think of how sad your lonely, dry cock is and change for the better.

>My supervisor overhears me talking to someone about games
>she starts teasing me about it
>you going to go home and shoot some aliens now user?
>going to play your childrens toys mate? haha see you tomorrow
>he goes home and watches television all evening
REEEEEEE

I bought my friends DaS, none of them ever put more than an hour into it. Atleast your friend is playing it.

This is the part where you list any of the interesting and productive/enlightening/cool shit you do, or just outright lie.

>no one is ever going to want to suck your dick if you keep behaving like this
Yeah, he was about to get a blowjob, but then the girl asked how he feels about people cheesing through video games with walkthroughs.
Way to blow it, man.

"Oh, I don't play video games, sorry."

just work with the bantz, and laugh it off
people will like you more
being a normie is just being fake honestly

Because they don't want to have a discussion with you, they just want to fuck with you. I know this because it's what I do every day.

>at work selling video games and shit
>dorky looking gamer buys a game, tells me they're really excited to play it
>act like I don't know anything about video games
>ask them questions about their video games
>watch them get super embarrassed as I look at them with a mixture of pity and confusion as they try to explain their video games

There was this one girl that used to work with me that I guess was used to having boys fawn over her because she played xbox. She tried it with me once, telling me about how she loves Halo, and I told her I hadn't played a Nintendo since I was a child. She looked like she just smelled her own vagina, it was fucking hilarious.

But thats wrong, if they asked WHAT games you played, thats a specific question.
If they ask "what did you do on the weekend", your answer would be fine, "played video games".

don't pretend this guy doesn't sperg out like this about mother things. it's characteristic of his personality. if minor shit like this sends him over the edge, then you can bet there are plenty of other things that do as well.

neurotic guys don't get their dicks wet. that's a fact of life.

My friend bought me DaS for PC but I already played it on console and I don't even like the game so I never played it. Sorta feel bad because he wanted to play with me but eh, such is the nature of surprise gifts.

I do this sometimes too. It's fun.

>if minor shit like this sends him over the edge


Not even him but how did that post seem like that "drove him over the edge"?
If anything you are the one who got driven over the edge here, which I guess is telling a lot about your terrible personality.

Had a coworker ask me if I played videogames? I lied that I didn't since he seemed like the type to play call of duty. I have no problem with CoD but I don't play most fps and war sims. I didn't see a point in the conversation and I don't really care to talk about gaming anyway. Besides gaming is something you are meant to be ashamed of and keep to yourself.

Well thats kind of worse since if you are friends he might've known that you played it, if I ever play the same games as my friends we usually end up talking about it.

But yeah, I don't feel hurt that they didn't play it, it was cheap and its their loss, but I know for a fact that none of them played it even before that.

it's a minor thing that he's allowing to color his perception/opinion of an acquaintance. that kind of neurotic shit is precisely how you end up without any friends and completely unfuckable.

his pink helmet won't ever have a tongue wrapped seductively around it at this rate.

Seemed like a minor disappointment about a minor thing to me.
Hardly something so important that it would decide the fate of his virginity.

Not that friends and women work by the same rules either way.

I was going to talk about how I understand what you mean but I just remembered I spent probably around $150 on games for a friend who played almost none of them so I think I'm going to go drink bleach now.

Millions of people play Call of Duty, FIFA, GTA, even fucking Skyrim. I woulda got laughed at hard for admitting I played Oblivion but now Skyrim is normie core. So why the fuck do I still get looked down on for playing games. I told someone I was playing Dark Souls and he looked at me like I was dressed up as a wizard larping at a DND game in some basement.

>Hardly something so important that it would decide the fate of his virginity.

you'd be surprised. a neurotic personality filters down through everything, even everyday mundane social interactions.

basically, if you want to feel that sensual warmth of having your balls cradled in someone else's mouth while they lick your taint with the tip of their tongue, then you need to cut the neurotic shit off.

This.
I always fuck with people. Videogames aren't worth talking about in conversations anyways, theres really nothing to talk about.

Its ok user, maybe he'll get there.
Usually when my normie friends break up with their gfs theres a 99% chance they'll come play whatever with me, or play whatever I ever suggested.

Its kinda sad but idc, I get to play vidya with a friend and they get to cope.

Come on here Sup Forums is fascinated with blowjobs. Go on /gif/ nothing but blowjobs. Blowjobs are terrible. Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with them?

It depends how old you are. If you're like 30 then people your age are going to laugh at you for playing games. But for the younger generation its totally normal

>Dark Souls

You deserve it for playing western autistic trash.

>then you just need to change your personality

kek, easier said than done
Saying this as someone who went to his neurologist yesterday.

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It's gonna be awkward, regardless.

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pls stop posting vivid imagery about dick sucking, I've been on vacation with my parents for a week and haven't gotten off at all

People will look down on your for it.
Not incidentally - these people aren't worth your time either, its good because you mutually filter out the other as "people I don't want to be involved with".

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It depends on age group as well as what kind of social circles you travel in. I spend a lot of time getting fucked up at bars and I meet very few people there who play video games. Most of them are indifferent to them but I do meet some people, even younger people, who look down on it as childish shit. Especially girls. But what kind of faggot goes to bars to talk about video games, anyway?

Maybe l2read?

Gen X was the first "gamer" generation, have you ever seen the makeup of conventions?

literally everyone i know irl plays either mmos, mobashit or fucking csgo

>It's gonna be awkward, regardless.

Nah, you can really get over it.
I find it actually entertaining now how much normies cannot handle someone going "comfortably silent". They need to do their chatter otherwise they feel terribly out of place.

>If you're like
>like
Normalfag detected.

>dressed up as a wizard larping at a DND game in some basement

LARPing != D&D; literally no one LARPs at a tabletop RPG session.

why would you go to a neurologist for behavioral problems? that sounds like a better fit for a psychologist, or at most a psychiatrist if you needed prescriptions written for you.

but a neurologist? that's for literal neurological disorders, like multiple sclerosis, or parkinson's, or alzheimer's.

no, fuck you. I get off to this shit. just because you said that I'm going to imagine rubbing your balls until you explode that week-long saved up cum in my mouth.

geek

I met with all three of them in order

>tfw 18
>videogames are a normal passtime for my generation
most people I know play videogames, anime is still considered pretty gay though

>speak in Sup Forums buzzwords only, or else you're a normalfag

Your generation is all terrible fucking people in general though.
Enjoy having retarded peers.

why the neurologist, whyyyyyyyyy

I thought I saw a study a few years ago that most gamers were older not younger. Probably since gaming is mostly 80's/90's nostalgiafags. If you were born in the late 90's or early 2000's you basically missed the boat.

>I pretend not to play video games irl (one must hide his power levels, after all)
Why do you self conscious faggots do this? That reminds me
>go to target to buy ps4
>kid behind the counter looks no older than 20
>ask him if I should get the PS4 or wait for Switch
>"oh, I don't play video games"
It's so obvious you're lying and want to seem normal.

>imagine rubbing your balls until you explode that week-long saved up cum in my mouth.
Oh god, my face is hot, why am I getting so turned on from reading this? Please stop I can't get off right now

His generation is shit because ours and the ones before ours was worst, his generation is literally gonna be the slacker generation that the people from the 90s feared so much. Have fun watching those suicide rates in young adults and teens go up in the next 5 years.

his generation is better than fucking millennials, that's for sure.

nah man, you have to be way more subtle than that. I'm not actually into ERP, that shit's a buzzkill for me.

You realize every generation has said this about the next generation, right? Like, going back thousands of years people have always said the young generation is degenerate. Fucking Plato said it. So what you're saying is pretty meaningless tbqh

not him but why stop now

If ours was worse than what you are saying would be wrong.
My generation did not grow up on the corporate brainwashing and social indoctrination these guys are growing up on, we didn't have facebook tier shit shoved into everything, for us peer pressure ended at high school and we grew out from it, while these kids will live their entire lives under it.

I understand it but its not at all meaningless, all those generations didn't have the internet as the phenomenon it is today, a retarded guy like pewdiepie could not have such an impact on the everyday lives of millions of children, because stupid ideas did not have a medium to spread that far.
The game has changed.

no one ever said that about "the greatest generation" (AKA, the generation who fought in WW2).

so yeah, try again. some generations actually were heroic and accomplished great things. and then you have the fucking millennials (of which I am a member of, unfortunately).

Okay, good. It's like I said, I don't want you to keep going, so it's fine by me. I won't feel teased since you stopped or anything like that.

this, I'm 19, plenty of chads and dudebro's are somewhat into gaming. It's usually shit like fifa, COD, battlefield etc but still not many people will think it's weird if you're into it

Because you are a shitty anime-gay faggot.

>no one ever said that about "the greatest generation" (AKA, the generation who fought in WW2).

>so yeah, try again. some generations actually were heroic and accomplished great things. and then you have the fucking millennials (of which I am a member of, unfortunately).

>be exclusively PCfag
>have a few PCfag friends
>got bored out of PCgaming
>buy PS4ยจ
>have a blast
>said PCfag friends sperg out irl about how I am peasant and supporting cancer in game industry


Why are you so immatute?

whatever
you started it

Yes they did. The generation that fought in WW2 were also degenerate teenagers and unruly kids during the Roaring 20's, one of the periods most widely regarded as degenerate in modern history. The only reason we see them as heroic now is because they also lived through the depression and war. If those didn't happen they'd just be called something else besides the greatest.

>of which I am a member, unfortunately
le wrong generashun
DAE think old music was better??

I tip my hat to you user. I tip my fedora to you. Thanks for correcting the record that all generations are shit and have been shit. I tip.

kill yourself

Excellent bait, too good not to bite

>work selling video games
>pretend to not know video games

>Somebody asks what game I'm playing
>Say Trails of Cold Steel II and detail every single character and plot point to them

The stupid number of characters and the fact that they all sound like autistic children playing at powerlevels shit is a winning combo for making people sorry they asked.

>I'm 19

are you hot? I'm into twinks and ottermode personally.

>plenty of chads and dudebro's are somewhat into gaming

everyone is these days. what's your point?

>but still not many people will think it's weird if you're into it

depends on degree, my man. sure it's relatively acceptable to be into COD or FIFA, but the moment you start to sperg out about grinding 250 hours in Disgaea, kiss your fucking chances at getting laid goodbye forever.

if you want someone to plant soft kisses on that engorged pinkish purple helmet, you're going to want to avoid sperging out about niche weebshit games in public.

You mean people often work jobs they aren't interested in, because they gotta put food on the table? Mind blown.

don't reply to me ever again

As a PCfag who bought a PS4, theres no credibility to your story.

>I tip my hat to you user. I tip my fedora to you. Thanks for correcting the record that all generations are shit and have been shit. I tip.

The answer was obvious. The answer was always neither. PS4 generation will be over in 2018. Nintendo franchises haven't been good since the 90's and that's all a Ninty console has to offer.

haha wtf is disgaea

too bad

some game where you ogle anime titties while you move characters/units along a chessboard.