Why do people hate Mario and Peach as a couple?

Why do people hate Mario and Peach as a couple?

They do?

Probably because Mario is short or something. I can't like Peach on the virtue of her being a fucking cuckold magnet.

Why do you think there's so much Bowser x Peach art?

Because it's the purest thing since yuri and degenerate losers can't handle it.

What do you mean?

because Bowser was the one who got her pregnant

Bowser is gay for Luigi. Read the lore

Not user but Cucks fall to peach in droves because their beta minds get off to Peach being fucked by Bowser constantly.

>user can't help himself but imagine Mario as a cuck
>that's other people who are obsessed with peach being fucked by bowser