Genie!

Genie!

I wish all the Heartless were gone!

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Genie cant kill

Genie! exile all niggers to africa

I wish for the 7 dragonballs then

That's quite rude to organisms without that specific organ. Also, killing all plants is a suicide for life on Earth.

Sorry Al, can't do that!
I'm dead!
Now let me ramble off some 80s/90s pop culture references!

>Genie! I wish Xehanort wasn't evil and attempted to get the Keyblade War to happen again
And everything would be over before it even began

Or, if only considering things he knows of
>I wish Heartless were harmless and friendly

Genie, I wish I had a 10 inch cawk with which to slay heartless!

>>Genie! I wish Xehanort wasn't evil and attempted to get the Keyblade War to happen again
How the fuck would Aladin, Sora, Donald or Goofy know about that this early ?

Genie, I wish for the Book of Prophecies

Dragon Balls might have a problem killing the heartless, they tried to kill Nappa and Vegeta with them but that didn't work at all.

Isn't the whole thing about Genie and Aladdin is that Aladdin used up his three wishes and freed Genie so he doesn't have to do anyone's wishes at all and everything he does is just his whimsy?

Shenlong can't kill either. Otherwise Dr. Gero, the Androids, Cell, and Majin Buu would've been gone.

Dan Castallenetta isn't dead

You never watched the damn movie did you?

Then the Genie is a fucking asshole for not helping out.

Why did Aladdin leave Jafar in the lamp? He could have had another 3 wishes because it was a different genie and just wished to be a prince again at the end of the movie.

Shenlong can kill.
It can't kill anyone stronger than the creator of Shenlong, Kami.
Kami is weak as shit.

Aladdin doesn't know about that either.
Nor does Sora or the gang.

Freed Genie is weaker than trapped genie so he's power level dropped.

Genie I wish for better writing

>characters aren't omniscient
>bad writing

>trusting Jafar
>especially as a djinn

DO THE GENIE SHAKE

Why didn't they wish to make the ships the Saiyans were traveling on explode?

But every Genie HAS to grant three wishes to the holder, they can't be denied otherwise Genie would have said no to Jafar when he was wishing for things.

Because then they couldn't fight them.

Nobody said he has to grant them in a specific way. Shoot, the sequel to Aladdin shows how he can twist wishes to try and kill the user.

Ever heard of the trickster genie? Like you wish for a 15 inch dick only to have it attached to your forehead?

Did you even watch the second Aladdin movie?

Who the fuck is this?

'Be careful what you wish for' isn't said no for no reason man.

Why the fuck would I watch a straight to video Disney movie? It already sounds shit.

Al Addin

Well, Aladdin 2 is a diamond in the rough of the disney sequels. It's actually not too bad if only because it actually dares to change the status quo.Iago becomes good, Jafar dies onscreen, it's all kino.

>Freed Genie is weaker than trapped genie

But to what degree? He obviously does less but I don't think it's ever stated that he does less crazy magical shit because he's weaker. It's more or less because he's crazy and doesn't really want to.

But even when you consider the feats he pulls off in the other movies, he's still highly magical and capable of reality manipulation.

Is it worth getting the 1.5 and 2.5 compilation on PS4?

>Well, Aladdin 2 is a diamond in the rough of the disney sequels

No it's not. Aladdin 3 maybe, but 2 was fucking trash and was animated like dogshit even by D2DVD standards. A3 at least had the courtesy to seemingly get the Aladdin show's animation team on it.

>not "Genie let me fuck all the disney girls, starting with Alice"

She's 12 years old dude. I'm calling the cops

i thought we all watched them as kids.

maybe im just getting to old.

look at them legs

Genie I'm already on the run. They will execute me when they catch me. Let me die without regrets

i think disney is more of an american thing than european

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i still liked this part

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but im european and watched most disney movies.

Aladdin's a fucking sandnigger
they have wives younger than her

even Lewis Carroll wanted to fuck Alice

>Genie I wish all keyholes were locked again, and the balance between light and dark restored!

I'm from UK and watched nearly every Disney movie as a kid, I knew about Aladdin 2 and 3 but never watched them.

>He then proceed on giving you blowup dolls of the princesses.

3 is about Aladdin dad right? i have seen it once but dont remember much.

lol no

>Pass the lamp to sora
>Wish for destiny island to be restored and for the heartless to fuck off
>Pass it to donald
>Wish for the king to appear before them and for daisy to not be such a bitch
>Pass it to goofy
>Wish for the king from sleeping beauty to have treated Maleficent better so that she never turned evil
>Pass it back to Al
>I wish for your freedom, genie!
wow so hard

Wasn't there something about Midas touch or some crap like that?

Jafar in the second operates more like how a canon genie would, you trick the guy who summoned you into releasing you with the last wish, and that's what he tries to do with Jason Alexander bandit guy

I wish Ariel was on my dick.

No
Pussy

Ok. Genie, I wish Ariel has a pussy, then second wish on my dick.

imagine

>Instead of having a fish tail shes now fused to your dick

fish cloaca?

Thought I was on Sup Forums

If you don't already have them on PS3, sure. But there's nothing new about them compared to those versions.

Yeah Aladdin's dad is the leader of the 40 thieves then his right-hand man usurps leadership and they go looking for Midas's Touch. Claw Man had a better song than Jafar in 2.

Would you want this villain to be in KH3?

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is emma watson going to be in KH now?

I was suprised that he was never included in any of the games since the movie came out, but at this point the Princess and the Frog is pretty much known as "that Disney movie that underperformed and convinced the company to abandon 2D animation," so I can't imagine the execs pushing for it.

emma watson and aisha tyler. enjoy gamers!

1 is a shit game, the rest are good

I don't care about the other disney girls desu, just give me Alice.

Yeah, but which one?

Good taste in Disney sluts

I'd be ok with this

Do you know what the Monkey Paw is user?

Watch the cartoon. A number of times, he clarifies having "semi phenominal nearly cosmic" power, rather than the previous "phenominal cosmic" power.

>Genie i wish you could kill
>Genie i wish the heartless were gone
>Genie i wish you were free - just kidding 5k upvotes pls

If I had three wishes I would wish for
1. perfect physical condition
2. perfect mental condition (intelligence/picture perfect memory/dementia proof)
3. perfect financial condition

Why are people saying that the Heartless can't be wished away? He does it.

youtu.be/bWndZiqwirM?t=5m11s

Better question: why would that require a wish? All that happened was Jaffar changed his clothin. You're telling me the sultan doesn't have a change of clothes for him in that entire fucking palace? You're gonna have him waste a wish on a motherfucking GENIE to make some fuckin robes with a stupid feather on your head?

It's why he got his ass kicked by Jafar.

By the King of Thieves, he'd gotten a lot better though.

Jesus Christ he wasn't kidding. I hadn't seen this movie since I was like ten, the animation is literally on par with the television show. Just disgusting.

Nice number though.

Genie I wish you committed suicide before you voice acted for this movie

The only thing I remember is a joke that he made. Something about "Everybody needs some BODY to love," when someone's body was stolen? Or that might have been the tv show. It made me groan as a little kid it was so awful, and i occasionally remember it out of the blue. So that's good.

Why do his pants look like a huge ballsack?

You could circumvent that by being extremely specific about your wish, however

>wish all the heartless away
>more heartless show up in less then 10 seconds
Thanks squeenix

Genie create a sun made of lava

Genie create a sun made of ice

Genie pit them together

>Ariel now has a cat and you have "second wish" written on your dick

>1 is a shit game, the rest are good
Abysmal taste
358/2 Days is very shitty and CoM is polarizing. The rest range from ok to great

>Not wishing for complete immortality you could terminate on command and control over time

Genie remove all the oxygen in the area around my enemies.

Make everyone that isn't a heartless immune to changing all the world's air into carbon monoxide long enough for them all to die.

Wishes?
I wish we had known that earlier!

>kairi dies

1 is garbage. Low budget hurts it really bad, controls and the combat in general is really annoying, and they had to rerelease it like 5 times to make it playable.

Never played the portable ones only the remakes, they were okay

>1 is garbage.
Jesus fucking christ, Sup Forums. Your standards are getting completely out of control. What the hell are you gonna do when you play a game that's actually terrible, have a stroke?

>Genie, I wish you to be free
>but I'd be really happy if you helped Sora and his friends out

What a manipulative little turd

That's a multipart wish, can't do that bucko