Well?

Well?

bluepill

Both pills are equal so choice does not matter.

Blue pill. Pokemon is nostalgia faggotry at this point
>mixing all the old gen in with the new
>those fanfic tier mega evolutions
>ice cream cone and keys
Its just so fucking dumb now

I like three things out of twelve.

Disgard ff, dragonball z and undertale. Mix all of them together

Why is undertale in the red pill category

Got I hate the current state of this board.

This thread is retarded. The groups are trivial and arbitrary

Black pill.

All these games are shit and only people who aren't old enough to post on this board enjoy them.

Red pill for the bottom three, fuck everything else.

i love kirby and i want to play bayonetta but the other games are shit
REDPILL

so
choose between being a normalfag or an autist
hmmmm.....

Switch Zelda, FF, DBZ with Bayonetta, Sonic, and Undertale and I'll take the Red Pill

Both.
You fucking casual.

baitpill

The only good game under red is Kirby, so, blue pill.

Red Pill I guess. These are both pretty underwhelming.

Let me take both of them

They are both irredeemable trash

the left side has metroid so it wins by default

that's some pretty shitty taste there senpai

...

Switch Kirby and Bayonetta for DBZ and Final Fantasy, you idiot. Then I'll get that blue pill.

swap bayo for dbz and i'm all blue pill

Can i skip both ? All those series are laaaame

The only way the red pill could get any better is if you swap Blunderfail for Zelda and Kingdumb Farts for Super Mario.

Red pill, easily.

>mario sonic pills
>no bogpill.
Op youre failing. See me after class.

saw some weird as fuck undertale oc au cosplay shit today on twitter

undertale was a mistake

>mario is blue pill
>sonic is red pill

You had one job, OP

>having to choose between DBZ and Kingdom Hearts
>right when both are about to get even more convoluted retarded than ever thought possible

this is not a decision I can make

Yeah, both are weebshit garbage. Hard to choose the lesser of two evils.

They're all shit

If there's a blackpill category, Croc and Crash are probably in it

Blue

They're all raped or shit franchises I want nothing to do with.

Except Kirby but it's not worth the other shit games.

Kirby is pure my man. Don't talk shit.
You're right otherwise.

Blobs of slime and eggs.

I'm proud to be the first one to reply to this bait!
The game is shit, but not because of those reasons user.

BTFO

Blue. I will miss pokemon and bayonetta.

Both and inevitably die from the OD

Cyanide

>Put all the things I want on one side and all the things I don't on the other side to make my choice easy

I think you missed the point, user

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

>sonic
>undertale
>disney x uninspired JRPG
>3rd rate DMC4
More like the fucking autism pill. Anyone who says red pill is being an ironic faggot.

How is this even a choice?
Pokemon is boring.
Kingdom Hearts is shit.
Undertale is good as a quaint little Sunday time waster. Nothing long-lasting.
Kirby is overrated mediocre fluff.
Sonic's best days are in the past.
Can't say for Bayonetta, because I haven't played it.

Metroid is amazing.
Super Metroid amazing.
Earthbound is alright.
Zelda is amazing.
Final fantasy isn't really my taste though. kind of shit actually.
Can't say for Dragonball Z, because I haven't played the new stuff.

Blue is clearly and indisputably the better option.

metroid games are pretty decent in the ensemble
for the rest i'm with you

Sorry Kirby.

Kingdom hearts alone is enough to ruin the entire red side.

I'm taking both at the same time and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>Grouping Bayonetta with all that babby trash
Fuck me.

blue has less faggotry, ironically
too bad no kirby

To be fair, no one will defend the blobs of slime and eggs and they were the exception in gen 1 rather than the norm.

The old designs had actual texture and muted palettes to make them look like actual animals. The newer designs look like shapes with all colours of the rainbow plastered unto them. Even gen two, which I love to death, suffers from this problem with cutesy Pokémon like Sentret or Hoppip, who look incredibly out of place compared to Raticate or Gloom.

As much as I love PKMN, I'll go bluepill for Mother Zelda, and Metroid. Sorry, Bayo.

>The old designs had actual texture and muted palettes to make them look like actual animals. The newer designs look like shapes with all colours of the rainbow plastered unto them. Even gen two, which I love to death, suffers from this problem with cutesy Pokémon like Sentret or Hoppip, who look incredibly out of place compared to Raticate or Gloom.
I don't know, man. Some of these look really awful and there's not much color going on here.

KH2 is easily the best game on the red side.

>using the shitty gen 1 sprites
That's cheating and you know it.

>r/b is a better game because look at the official artwork that's no where to be found in the game.
seems fair

>Wow, Burger King burgers look so good.
>No they don't. They actually look like this when you buy them.
>That's cheating.

I'd easily go for blue pill but
>Kirby
WHY IT HAD TO BE KIRBY OF ALL FRANCHISES?

I don't especially care about anything on blue besides metroid and DBZ (and I fucking hate earthbound) whereas I at least like everything on red (specially sonic and bayo) so gimmie that red son

I don't like burger king at all but I can safely say I've never seen a burger that fucked up looking. Of course they don't look like the ads but they're at least, you know, not deflated looking

option 3 growing up and not playing kids games.

Pokemon and Sonic aren't good enough to outweigh Metroid, Mario, Zelda and FF.

>bayo
>kids
Watch movies and stop playing games instead, duh.

Switch Earthbound and Kirby.
>No.
Ah well, modern Kirby is no loss.

Blue.

blue pill

* red pill

oops. Wanted to pick Sonic but so used to it being blue pill answer

>Metroid
>Zelda
>FF
Blue pill, easy

>no bogpill
shit thread

>Bogpill
>No more Mario ever, but you can play Wario games
>No more Sonic ever, but you can play Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Flicky
>You can play Pokemon but you can only start a new game if it has at least 3 added unique mechanics from the last
>Metroid and Undertale fanboys all get gassed
>Kingdom Hearts loses the crossover factor, all that saved licensing money goes into polishing the combat system and improving the plot
>Every Dragonball Z game now has Tenkaitchi Budokai 3's roster in addition to all its previous features, so now everyone can shut the fuck up about Tenkaitchi Budokai 3
>Kirby gets new games but in each one there is a scene where he is thoroughly trounced by a mundane enemy so now everyone can shut the fuck up about his power level.
>Earthbound remains niche and irrelevant

The pill that saved gaming

The only real answer.

>Pokemon, kirby, bayo
Gee I wonder

Why the fuck would anyone pick the red pill? Blue pill is way better.

Those are clearly M&M's

all games are shit XD

redpill just because of kingdom hearts. maybe bayonetta, never played it but i liked platinum.

Anyone who says red is a fucking idiot. Most of those series aren't even good. Kirby and Sonic only have a few good games each, Pokemon is absolute shit, Undertale is fine but it's literally just one game.

Meanwhile over on blue side you got fucking several of the strongest Nintendo series. Nearly every major Zelda and Mario game has been a solid game. Super Metroid alone is enough to justify the entire series, but there's also Zero Mission and Metroid Fusion to boot. Even Metroid Prime wasn't bad, although it'd play much better with mouse & keyboard on PC. EarthBound/Mother have some fantastic games that really push the boundaries of the RPG genre. Final Fantasy has quite a few stinkers, but is overall a pretty massive series with a few very good games. And nigga: dragonball.

underage b&

>Just nintendo games

Green pill me

As a former BK employee, I can honestly say fuck you. Whoever took that picture obviously smooshed that fucking burger

The only good game on that picture is Metroid.

The Pokemon should be based off of animals in real life, or in the case of Ghost Pokemon, possessed objects even.
But fucking Keys? Why the fuck would a key ring be a fairy type?

It says super mario not super metroid you dumb metroidfag and no metroid is most definitely not amazing

if based on games, blue pill, if based on real life then red pill.

If this a secret message

Oh yeah? Well fuck you.

Blue

Pokemons gotten really stale. Undertale was fun for the 6 hours i put into it, but i had no motivation to replay it. I'd still have to wait another 10 years for KH3 either way. Sonic is shit. And Bayonetta's fun, but i think i'd be too used to the combat and mechanics with a 3rd game.

Red

Marios gotten really stale. Earthbound was fun for the 6 hours i put into it, but i had no motivation to replay it. I'd still have to wait 500 years for a new Metroid either way. FF is shit. And DBZ's fun, but i think i'd be too used to the combat and mechanics with a 3rd game.

I take the red pill, but why does it have so much weeb shit?

>Bluepill
All that normie kiddy shit on both sides

>Redpill
Bloodborne/Dark Souls
DMC
Sengoku Rance
Red Alert 2
Warhammer Total War
Thief
Morrowind
Deus Ex
Guilty Gear/Blazblue
Breath of Fire
Darkstalkers
Castlevania
Dwarf Fortress
Rocket League
Cave Story
Titanfall
Tekken

I'd still take the blue pill, desu.

Blue pill, if I could swap one though I'd take Bayonetta and sacrifice DBZ

This is an easy choice too btw senpai

That's cause you're a Nintendofaggot, and you wouldn't know good taste if it dickslapped you across the face.

gimme that cyanide pill doc

I tip my fedora 2 u my good sir

>Kirby
>Pokemon
>Final Fantasy
>Undertale
>not for the biggest fedora-tipping autists in gaming

blue, because it has at least one good game series.

Red