Boss can heal

>boss can heal

>boss summons minions that can heal
>if you kill the boss before you kill the minions, the minions revive him

>Boss can't heal

>You heal the boss

>healing the boss damages it

>The boss heals you

>boss is human without any body armour
>survives thousand of bullets and hundreds of rockets

>you can stop the boss from healing if you throw an anti-heal item

>The world is so big the chances of the player and the final boss finding each other is almost non-existent

>boss only heals when you heal

>The final boss is another player, it's actually a multiplayer

>boss is hurt by healing moves
>casting revive on the boss kills it instantly

>boss heals more than you can damage

>boss can heal
>you can't

>you can queue up actions
>queue up a heal
>boss casts reflect on your entire party

>boss can delete your savefile

>boss can revert you to a previous segment of the game
>you have to get to the boss again, doing everything all over
>the boss can do it again

>Boss can close the game and refund it on Steam

I always wondered why people went out of their fucking way to suplex that phantom train when you can alpha it with a phoenix down.

This was my favorite part of Final Fantasy X. Two-shotting Evrae Altana with phoenix downs and two-shotting the final boss with zombie attack + life. Are there any good games that do this?

Because cheesing undead bosses is casual.
And if you have the chance to suplex a train, you do it.

>Boss can charm your party
>Your party can get full heal spells
What could possibly go wrong?

>boss can take your physical copy and receipt back to gamestop and get a full refund

>boss can take your physical copy and sell it to Gamestop for store credit
>boss can take your physical copy and donate it to Goodwill
>boss can take your physical copy and give it to your shitheel younger relative who will toss it around and snap it for fun because it's 'old'

I hate it when every modern game does that.
Literally artificial difficulty.

>giving people the shit you don't want anymore
>called goodwill

americans

>you can heal
>the boss can't
that's just not fair. and that's boring.

The alternative is throwing it in the garbage so relatively speaking it's betterwill than most Americans will do. Most of it is actually good shit though.

>boss gets to take two turns in a row

>You will not forget this devil's powers.

...

>you can't heal
>boss can
GB Mephisto can choke on a dick.

>Boss dies
>Random NPC revives him if you keep the NPC alive
>No sign that the NPC is evil without a guide

>The boss uses magic to warp your spells
>Breaks your bows
>Makes your healing spells do damage
>Make you transform into your suckiest form
>Pulls you under him as he does a strong attack
>Prevents your resources from regenerating


>Has an aura that damages you slowly but he's only vulnerable to melee

>boss can fire you

>boss knocks you down and jumps on your dick
>rides you for several minutes until orgasm
>right as you cum he gets off of you, leaving you to squirt in the air wimpily while he pins your limbs down so you can't touch yourself

>boss has very high health
>boss only takes 10% damage most of the time
>boss summons minions to heal him and each other
>defeating the minions causes boss to summon more
Astraeus was cancer to solo

>2 bosses who need to be killed at the same time or they'll revive each other

>boss minions are heavily geared super beings
>die in one hit from a fart

>boss spams the strongest magic attacks in the game
>only way to survive if to defend and heal and wait for its mp to reach zero

>boss can send you to another country to set up a machine during the week that E3 happens

>using normal weapons heal the boss
>quick, use this magic toothpick, it's the only way to hurt him

>Boss can potentially give itself more turns infinitively
>Boss uses this to buff and heal itself within one turn

>Game has limited inventory space
>Key items also take up inventory space
>The "remove items" option also takes up inventory space
>When you grab something new and have a full inventory, you're forced to throw something away and can't back out of it
Fucking old RPGs, I swear.

>>you can heal the boss if you throw an anti-heal item

fuck Mot, that stupid coffin