Walk into your room

>walk into your room
>see this on your bed

What do?

Im homeless

Mating press

Tell her to get the fuck out. Not my type.

Ask politely the reason for her intrusion.

While staring at her crotch.

Ask her to leave because she is fucking ugly

I'm not getting chris hanson'd

"I have nowhere to hide you when mom gets home, please leave"

Well Hello there, have you bought Fallout4™ yet with it's dlcs?

[X] Genuflect

What ho, a wench! fancy a tumble?

But my bed is already occupied with someone else.

...

Tell her to leave and go get Hitomi

Ask her to piss on my face

slaughter and cook meatballs

Defenestrate her aaa

I'd probably be a little offput and ask her how she got into my house and where her parents are

you wouldnt want to know the things i would do to marie

She better have a feminine penis.

wtf bitch why are you wearing my panties? get the fuck outta here

>Why couldn't it be Ayane instead?

Feel embarrassed because I haven't cleaned my bed in several months.

tell her to leave my room

Source?

Ask if she has a dick, then depending on her answer, ask her to play videogames.

Boop her snoot?

If she's under 18, tell her to get the fuck out because I'm not gonna bone her just for her turn around and report me.
If she's 18+, I unzip bengis.

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lucky for you user she is just a really young-looking 18 year old

give her my bbc

Fox 2!

Put her back in the basement - figure out how she got out

Tell her that I'm a cop and it's best she got up and left before I called her parent/guardian or booked her a stay in a tramp cage with the other underage whores.

Ask her if i could wear her panties on my face

Give her a plate of eggs.

start up a game of strip poker and load my hand with Aces

Launch a TOW missile at her because she has trespassed, thus violating the NAP.

Call over my neighbour to get her pregnant with a black baby. Can't wait for that fucking faggot to move out as soon as he hears that he's going to be a dad.

but you'll get hit by the fallout, you idiot

*undicks zip*

i'd rather launch my tow missile into her bagina

jokingly ask her if she wants to fight

Big brother candy?

Make like a tree and get outta there.

Pull her off my bed and give her a Bass bomb. There is no getting out of this fight.

...

...

Marie and Honkers were the worst things to happen to DOA.

>womb tattoo

How did that poor girl get yogurt on her lap?

why is there a picture of Marie on my bed, and who put it there?

Peel off her stockings. Bury my face in her feet.

Cum in pants immediatly then turn 360 degrees and keep walking

Give her the fucc, then hand her a bowl of eggs.

spilled it of course
what a silly question

Shes a clumsy girl hahahaha

is there a death note costume for marie?

...

id so much rather see this instead

Honk her honkers

WORST GIRL
O
R
SLUT
T

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

get banned from Sup Forums and arrested because marie is underage

Ask her if she wants to play some C&C Red Alert and if she says no she can gtfo

Play VIDEO FUCKING GAMES

smell the strawberries

Ask where Tina and Rachel are.

...

I think my fiancé would understand if a video game character appeared in front of me.

Great now I have to masturbate, again, fucking bastard OP

anal

what's all that white stuff all over theM?

>honk honk

Spilled protein shake

this desu sempai

Is there anything that can stop Marie from becoming the main character of every videogame?

Ask her if she wants to play smash bros or mario kart, then try to find her a place to live. If I couldn't I would use my savings to get my own place and we could be flatmates. I wouldn't sex because I'm not a virgin and even I know she's way out of my league. I wouldn't want to be seen in public with her either. Since I'm at least 8 years older than her I would essentially walk into the older brother role.

j-j-jam it in

>"i don't have enough eggs for this shit"

Is this Senran Kagura

Yell at her for ruining DOA.

this is great

Ask mom to join in.

How do you cope with the fact that you'll never make Marie a momma?

>wanting to ruin her figure
fucking heathen

what M?

Begone, demon succubus! The power of Christ compels you!

Turn 540 degrees and moonwalk away

>implying

Moisturizer

Lose virginity

I hope a candiru swims up your urethra.

She'd look even more beautiful carrying my baby

do you posses an whole pack with similar pictures of Miss Tina, fine gentlemen?

Stop worshipping big tits

Oh shit I'm sorry.

/thread

>tfw the fun ends
kids are a meme

Have a philosophical discussion with the lady. The subject: the nature and relationship of our distinct realities.