Don't mind me, just """pirating""" your heart

Don't mind me, just """pirating""" your heart

Shit waifu m8

Just as I pirated that piece of shit game. I thank God every day that I didn't pay anything to experience it other than my time which I could've used to do something more productive, like sticking a fork in my eye.

Isabella was always the one companion in DA2 I truly hated. Didn't like Anders or Fenris either, but Isabella always just straight pissed me off. It's a shame you can never flat out kill her.

isn't she the hooker you can gangbang in Origins?

Don't mine me, just hiding this shit thread. [-]

Worst character in one of the worst games

Yep

If you didnt Rival romance merill you are shit


Also sell Fenris back into slavery with her in your party as payback for shit talking her 24/7

Don't mind me, just subscribing to your blog.

a literal slave and criminal mage

reported for not contributing anything in this thread and shitposting.

enjoy your ban

I'd rival romance Merrill if rivalry didn't equate to also being a dick to companions, and the mirror storyline actually branched with the choice of not giving her the tool she needs to fix the Eluvian.

Your companions are such faggots they deserve to have an asshole Hawke as their leader

Dumb bitch who killed her entire village isn't any better.
At least Isabella will fuck you and not summon a demon with her virginity blood after.

The best girl was Varric though.

but I really hated the mirror story line if you actually let Merill continue using blood magic especially the end with her village.

Merill practiced Blood Magic in Dunwall for 5 years and on top of being an elf she was never caught.

The whole village might have been slaughtered but it was done in the name of science so it's ok

Isn't it mostly because of Varric and Aveline?

Enchantment?

Shes a good person and actually one of the few elves I like but she needed to be disciplined on the mirror

Besides you kiss and make up

To be fair you don't have to slaughter the whole village if you made the right dialogue choice to them.

Which I found kind of arbitrary, but the option's there.

Biowares humor is lower than Gearbox tier.

>People trying to have a serious DA2 thread

kill yourselves you tasteless faggots.

Say what you will about Andromeda, but there older games had some good banter.

I like Zaeed.

Don't mind me, just handing you over to the Qunari.

Fem Hawke is the greatest female protagonist ever

No they didn't, because those older games weren't theres. Modern Bioware is Bioware in name only.

ME2/DA2 still had some of old BioWare.

best girl was Fenris

It would be great if Bioware would add another straight/bi female elf romance in DA:4. Preferably not as hideous as Sera.

oh, that crack whore

Congratulations. You're into lolis and are likely a pedophile.

Isabella is an actual whore.

Gonna buy the Dragon age 2 dlc.

What am I in for?

>Gonna buy the Dragon age 2 dlc.
>buy
Regret.

God I forgot how disgusting DA's elves are.

this is your date tonight

I actually thought the story ones were pretty good all things considered. Not amazing, but worth a shot.

I like that they took the extra effort to give all the squadmates new banter and the like for it.

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>The Exiled Prince
Decent quests, decent party member, it's a good way to make extra money I guess. Sebastian's best moments are with the other characters, he makes a nice addition to the group even if he isn't the best companion.
>Mark of the Assassin
Comfy adventuring, some nice fun and delicious banter/sarcastic Hawke hilarity. Only downside is that you can only bring two party members with you and most of them (especially Bethany, Varric, Isabella and Merrill) have fantastic dialogue. Bring Bethany with you!
>Legacy
Best banters in the entire game, bar none. Some more fun, old-fashioned adventuring, a couple of fun bosses, and delicious, delicious lore. You get to bring a full party this time, and they have fantastic banter, so definitely bring your sibling and love interest.

perfection

Say that to my face, shem, not in the Fade and see what happens

Next time wear shoes and maybe id let you walk in my house

wyvern shit

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>not liking barefoot nature-loving qts
remove shem

Just pirate it or something, user. Hell, I can give you the fucking files if you want. Just don't give them money.
Please.