Overwatch - cosmetic boogaloo

> We want the LoL crowd!
> Year 4 of game
> Every hero has at least 50 skins now
> Zarya just can't catch a break with any of her skins
> Roster is now in the hundreds of heroes
> Jeff skips having 1 event with new skins and emotes
> spergs self destruct and leave forever
> literally no one playing anymore

How do we fix Overwatch boi's?

more d.va butt

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We don't. Let it run its course and die.

more ass

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any rule34 of the new dva skin yet??

The Anita Sarkeesian one?

Why does she look so worried?

she shouldn't have let her nephew ride in back of her mech this match

>year 4
>hundreds of heroes

We all know this won't happen when it takes them forever to release a hero.

>Dressed like a Pin-up/Hot-rod girl
>Mech is literally a hot-rod
>ANITA
As much as I hate that cunt, you're borderline obsessed bro if seeing hoop earrings triggers you so much.

>We will never get an SS doujin where D.Va's nephew fucks her after he gets and accidental boner while she's trying to operate her mech during a match.

Why even live?

Seeing this makes me think that I should start fucking less cougars and more young girls

"please don't suck on it again it makes it hard to aim"

for a game as simple as overwatch, I'm really confused why the character amount is so fucking low
They've added 3 characters in one year, in a class based game where certain characters counter other characters and allows for free switching of characters during the matches. Why?

I don't care about any of this, I just want to tell you all that I'd like D.va's asshole clean. Thanks.

Okay, I'll clean it

This, either perfectly balance the characters you have or crank them out bi-monthly like other mobas

> Roster is now in the hundreds of heroes
i can't see that far into the future

tpbp

Adding only skins is more profitable because all the heroes come with the game's entry fee.
They add heroes to HotS all the time because they charge people to unlock them.

PUFFY BUT TIGHT YOUNG VAGINA

About to brap but then you came in.